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I wrote to the Tractor Supply board today. Here is what I sent. Even if you've only ever bought one thing there, I encourage you to write, as a customer.
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Because teh IS FUNNY.
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All coffee and no food makes fredlet a psychotic girl.
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Multiple cups of coffee and trauma. What could possibly go wrong?
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I’ll make you a sammich and pat your head.
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Rain check please! We’re not in a space we can get online to kart.
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Any kind of addict… no thank you.
It’s not that I don’t have sympathy but I’ve got enough of them in my family that I don’t give them anything they can turn into a quick fix (of whatever sort.)
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THE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS FOR IDIOMS: France vs Poland
🇫🇷 A French variant of “a few sandwiches short of a picnic” translates to “he’s not the most oxygenated trout in the river”
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🇵🇱 A Polish phrase about a foolish person is “he knows the bells are ringing but he doesn’t know in which church”
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…our HOA mgmt company has lied to us, is ducking our calls, won’t respond to service requests and our $$ for pet friendly hotel runs out Friday morning. (Not asking you for help😑) and I’m feeling exactly like I did when I was a child.
Good to know it wasn’t a stomach defect. (2/2)
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Fun fact: when I was a kid in the 70s, my stomach hurt a lot, I was always nauseated and despite barium scans, multiple doctor appointments, they never could figure out what was wrong. (Mental health was not a thing in 1970s Texas)
Fast forward: I’m stressed beyond belief with our housing (1/2)
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#FROGSE
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I need to learn new languages. I don’t have enough bad words to say about this year so far.
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Poor sweetie.
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"are you a boy or a girl?"
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the two types of doctor on bluesky
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Oh dear.
Gonna need to power through today as the self loathing is ramping up.
I’m so tired though.
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Spent 5 hours cross-stitching a QR code to Rickroll my brother with. Time well spent.
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My large, perfect, terrible, orange child turned two last week.
This morning he bit my ass for fun.
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Dishoom?
Yum.
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Yeah that’s what my grandparents said, too.
Nothing on our tree either.
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In a trench coat?
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This is life goals, frankly.
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Unpossible.
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In 1968, Donald Sutherland died for a bit.
“Standing behind my right shoulder, I watched my comatose body slide peacefully down a blue tunnel. Such a tempting journey. So serene. No barking Cerberus to wake me. Everything was going to be alright."
I hope it was like that.
RIP.
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I used to the same thing with my Wacom stylus.
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☀️Happy Summer Solstice☀️
(on this side!)
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