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lock the gates goofy take my hand

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Jeph Jacques's avatar Jeph Jacques @ass.golf
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The slogan for Burger King in France is a guy with a mouthful of food saying “mmh…bourgaire” and it’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard

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I believe this is what they call an “immersive sim”

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continuing to get it twice a year is the optimist view, the pessimist view is that it will permanently disable or straight up kill you

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whenever you post a photo of cameron I think of the time the people next door overheard you telling him “you’re so old and close to death”

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Naomi Elizabeth 's avatar Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social
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You can go on here. It’s called blue sky and it’s there

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that was supposed to be one of the machete sequels, but the last one (with an elon musk cameo) was a flop so it probably won’t get made

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Uncut Femmes's avatar Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social
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every girl has 2 wolves inside of her. the issue is she also has a bag of grain and a chicken inside of her too. she also has a rowboat that can only carry 2 of the 3 types of things inside of her at any given time. how does the girl get to the other side of the river without losing the grain or th

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“that poor kid” is what gets me, specifically the implied familiarity of “that”

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darn, I was hoping the bitcoin one had sad satoshi on the back

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why did you put a copyright symbol and your name on an image entirely generated by a piece of software

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“watching a tractor supercut with my nephew”, you are not beating the cool aunt allegations

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congrats to julian assange, who I assume will be on the first flight to sweden to clear up the whole “misunderstanding” there once he’s free

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I think it could possibly work for mostly-objective labels like “bot” or “crypto freak”, but “boundary violator” was never going to end well

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I do appreciate the choice of portrait for the cover, he really does look like he’s struggling. clearly not having a good one

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I don’t think that “poo crave” is a particularly reliable source

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Lilly Wachowski's avatar Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social
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cool auction for Queer Art Mentorship if you've got some money burning a hole in your pocket! lots of gorgeous pieces/exquisite corpses including one by me and my mentee Catching on Thieves!

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I love the confusion between General Dynamics (bombs and antivax psyops) and Boston Dynamics (dancing robot videos, still evil)

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I saw founder and former executive director, but I doubt he’s trumpeting it on his linkedin

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Katie Tightpussy's avatar Katie Tightpussy @juicysteak117.gay
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IN AN ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE TWIST, i have just been tipped off to the fact that jeremy malcolm, executive director of prostasia, is apparently facing a criminal charge in australia for "importing tier 2 goods" AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT IS INCLUDED UNDER TIER 2 GOODS. CAN'T MAKE THIS ONE UP, FOLKS

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speaking of, @qualia.bsky.social I didn’t realize at the time but did you know yesterday what that “jeremy” guy happens to be the FOUNDER of?

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I feel that a brighter full moon would only make werewolves more powerful

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Brandy Zadrozny's avatar Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social
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So remember that whole Graceland Nigerian scammer thing? We tried to find who really did it.

The investigation led me to a grandma and the door of a trailer in Branson, Missouri. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

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it was a work trip right? it would be one thing if you were partying in vegas, it feels extra cruel that your job essentially gave it to you

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I gathered that from your other post, I am FUMING

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someone said it wasn’t in previous editions, I guess for some reason they OCRed an earlier book? do publishers lose the source files often?

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just saw a video of the weather on insta, superhero is definitely the right word. truly above and beyond the call of duty

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“the hamas-run sanitation department”

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he’s painting the town red with the blood of his dog

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Dan O’Sullivan's avatar Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social
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I can't stop looking at Rumble's front page

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I.B. Bangin''s avatar I.B. Bangin' @frownt.bsky.social
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fuck off vermeer eat shit rembrandt look at this fucking piece of art

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we just want to make sure that we are considering your experiences and perspectives!

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at high school I could use my phone to skip the queue and print without using credit, but there was nothing on there actually worth printing

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who cares about inside trading, we finally found out who is pushing all that terrible and unnecessary ai shit into every product and service

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this is going to get someone killed

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Chris Person's avatar Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social
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Feel like I’m going insane

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Puffin Omar's avatar Puffin Omar @puffinomar.bsky.social
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strangely enough they have exactly the same dynamic in the fleshlight reddit

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they’re good about removing labels if you manually appeal, but you absolutely should not have to! appearing as a woman is not a crime!

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the early seasons are acclaimed for a reason but the strangulation really didn’t age well

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thank you sir for consistently flagging your nudes 🫡 not being able to manually flag gore etc is another issue, but the ai seems to work ok

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I’ve had to mute so many untagged nude dudes but it immediately flags anything vaguely woman-shaped, right now it’d honestly be better to just be fully manual

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