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Captain Eden (They/Fae)

@queerbuccaneer.gay

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30 year old Deaf Stage Magician, Wrestler, Graphic Designer, Loveable Goofball and Last Bastion of the Vaudeville Show. Big media theory nerd, talk to me about your favourite stories and what they mean to you. 18+


Captain Eden (They/Fae)'s avatar Captain Eden (They/Fae) @queerbuccaneer.gay
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Some of y'all acting like this packet of flatbreads

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Captain Eden (They/Fae)'s avatar Captain Eden (They/Fae) @queerbuccaneer.gay
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Some of y'all acting like this packet of flatbreads

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!!

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Captain Eden (They/Fae)'s avatar Captain Eden (They/Fae) @queerbuccaneer.gay
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Me when I see a flyer for a drag show

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Captain Eden (They/Fae)'s avatar Captain Eden (They/Fae) @queerbuccaneer.gay
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Etsy's greenlighting AI slop on it's storefront. Guess I'd better start looking for somewhere else to host my stuff...

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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...and all the mods and posters will look up and shout "Apologize for a post!"... ...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

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xXx6Marie9xXx's avatar xXx6Marie9xXx @spiderbyte.bsky.social
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What's this "XX" "XY" Chrome of Zones bullshit? The only letters I got in my body are S W A and G 😎

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πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ The Josie Zone's avatar πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ The Josie Zone @josie.zone
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Accelerationism is just nihilism masquerading as idealism

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ℭ𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔒, 𝔒𝔲𝔯 π”π”žπ”‘π”Ά 𝔬𝔣 π”Žπ”«π”¦π”³π”’π”°'s avatar ℭ𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔒, 𝔒𝔲𝔯 π”π”žπ”‘π”Ά 𝔬𝔣 π”Žπ”«π”¦π”³π”’π”° @clove.bsky.social
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dedicated to t4t

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"Recently Juiced" Garak Tailor (She/They) 's avatar "Recently Juiced" Garak Tailor (She/They) @comfortingmoo.online
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It's Shit ass Starmer. Licker of Terf Boot. Prime Minister of Cowards and assholes.

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Byron C Clark's avatar Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social
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Kelly-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker received 196 votes in the electorate she stood for, meanwhile, this woman won the seat with over 24,000 votes

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Captain Eden (They/Fae)'s avatar Captain Eden (They/Fae) @queerbuccaneer.gay
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This morning, after I got out of bed I got a discord message saying "I thought it was you snoring, so loud it woke me up" Accompanied by this picture. Of my dog. In my side of the bed. Head on my pillow. Snoring away like a pampered prince.

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Valery North's avatar Valery North @valerynorth.bsky.social
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You don't even have to like wrestling. You can just like silly bollocks, and Eden's show is right for you. Like, I don't know anything about wrestling except what I've learned from watching but I still do the "Olympics armchair commentary" in chat, it's awesome fun!

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As a deaf queer, last month and this month is basically my time to shine

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Iron Spike's avatar Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social
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Literally saw a TikTok awhile back where someone was interviewing tattoo artists, asking "What's the most stereotypical Millennial tattoo?", and two different artists answered "Harry Potter tat cover-up."

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Charles Louis Richter's avatar Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social
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everyone is the world is playing CYBERSTRUCK, the fun new mandatory game in which you are eliminated when you see your first cybertruck in the wild rules are similar to whamageddon, but with no end date: β€’ the cybertruck must be real, in the wild β€’ as soon as you notice the cybertruck, you are out

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Everyone playing through Dawntrail as Viper rn #FFXIV

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Phil Says Free Palestine 's avatar Phil Says Free Palestine @necron99.bsky.social
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Peace in our time! CMLL and AAA guys not just on a show together... not just in a match together... but *teaming* together 🀼

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i don't "identify as" anything i am actually just ontologically and biologically a faggot

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Captain Eden (They/Fae)'s avatar Captain Eden (They/Fae) @queerbuccaneer.gay
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The VTuber Hidden Gem Award Nominations are open, and there's a category for "Most Unique Content", and idk if you think my show Wrestling Is Silly is deserving of a nomination that would be cool of you to fill in the form and say so
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

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Yee you struck me as a dark type enjoyer

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FoxFux (A Fox) $599/$2k's avatar FoxFux (A Fox) $599/$2k @immafoxnotyou.bsky.social
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What if we started a thread where you tell me what Pokemon you think I am & then someone tells you what Pokemon you are & then we are all telling each other which Pokemon we think each other are. Light hearted fun. Like the old days. You can still do serious things in between.

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I think you'd be a Nickit. Cute little queer coded fox with a lil moustache

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Just got out of a really weird gig. Crowd was really cold and didn't seem to want to be there? Oh well, at least I was hot

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Also I guess that shirt might be worthy of comment but I just. Dress like that.

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zenzi [they/them] πŸŒˆπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡©πŸ‡­πŸ‡ΉπŸ‰'s avatar zenzi [they/them] πŸŒˆπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡©πŸ‡­πŸ‡ΉπŸ‰ @zisshit.com
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i will never be for AI 😭 and this doesn’t even mention how racist and problematic it is ethics wise

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Double denim? y/n?

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Adam P. Knave's avatar Adam P. Knave @adampknave.com
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So I just saw the term "Face tunnel" and I guess it's a wrestling thing? But FACE TUNNEL. That's a mouth. That's your face tunnel.

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Ryan North's avatar Ryan North @ryannorth.ca
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forget whether "kiki" or "bouba" sound pointier. the REAL question, for which I am not aware of ANY linguistics research being done, is which of the following two sentences is more acceptable: - she kikid on my bouba till I semiotic - she boubad on my kiki till I semiotic

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Captain Eden (They/Fae)'s avatar Captain Eden (They/Fae) @queerbuccaneer.gay
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Having watched no classic who, it all flew over my head, but in a way that didn't make me feel like I missed much?

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Captain Eden (They/Fae)'s avatar Captain Eden (They/Fae) @queerbuccaneer.gay
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Aspire, my old Wrestling Training Academy is running a GoFundMe to keep their academy going, replacing safety equipment and stuff.
I hope they can get what they need, and more, to help the community that desperately needs them.
Please share & donate 🀼
www.gofundme.com/f/aspire-wre...

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That's it! Is it perfect? Nah, but it's so very DOCTOR WHO

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So, I quite enjoyed Doctor Who...

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cait 's avatar cait @cait.bsky.social
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i feel like this picture of a headstone i took today has some real potential

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Queer Games Bundle's avatar Queer Games Bundle @queergamesbundle.bsky.social
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Queer Games Bundle 🌈 is back for a fourth year, with 500 queer games and artworks $60 (or $10+), the low-end cost of a new AAA game.

We've joined charity TTRPGs for Palestine as Featured Bundles on the itchio homepage! Check us both out.

✨ itch.io/b/2506

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Amber Cyprian (They/Them)'s avatar Amber Cyprian (They/Them) @ambercyprian.bsky.social
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I am begging people to stop using "mid" to mean "bad". Mid is literally just "average". Middling. Mediocre. There's nothing wrong with being average ffs.

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Captain Eden (They/Fae)'s avatar Captain Eden (They/Fae) @queerbuccaneer.gay
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Aye, sadly I am in England. But it's been a good night! I did a show, had some good pizza and now I' m drinking raspberry cider waiting for my train home

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It's nearly 11pm! The evening is decidedly over!

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Challenge for the willing: selfie right now

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Captain Eden (They/Fae)'s avatar Captain Eden (They/Fae) @queerbuccaneer.gay
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Casually doing king shit

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On the upside, I did look fantastic

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Update: I wasn't brave enough to wear it at the gig πŸ˜”

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Captain Eden (They/Fae)'s avatar Captain Eden (They/Fae) @queerbuccaneer.gay
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It's lovely and sunny and I'm seeing my friend today and I have a show this evening today is a good day

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Captain Eden (They/Fae)'s avatar Captain Eden (They/Fae) @queerbuccaneer.gay
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WRESTLING IS SILLY TONIGHT!
- Peach vs Daisy REMATCH
- FightBoyFriends vs Unthinkables
- KARL MARX BACK FROM INJURY
- WiS Champ KING in Action!
AND MORE!

Join me and guest commentator Neil from Fear The Big Deals from 7pm BST at twitch.tv/queerbuccaneer
🀼

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Rose Schmits's avatar Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social
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Right so she’s just fully back posting on bluesky so here’s the psa again for everyone who forgot to unfollow and/or block. Sophie from mars abused a whole bunch of trans women and we should protect our space from her

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