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RandomBird380

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they/them since conception i've been drifting through time aimlessly, & shall continue to do so as i please


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ah yeah, that checks out thanks for informing ^^

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yo what is with the flood of bts kpop fans no hate just odd

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i am very glad i grew up learning the art of touching grass grew up studying the blades

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i taste a bittersweet nostalgia

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"shakshuka adjacent" bc i at first wanted shakshuka but realized there's not enough eggs, decided to wing it & trusted my instincts to bastardize my meal into submission pretty good, wish i could've found the cumin but it's nice n spicy

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this morn i arose & made for myself a cursed breakfast it was... "shakshuka adjacent"? i used my leftover veggie enchilada as inspiration & simmered it in diced tomatoes seasoned w a heavy hand w some extra bell peppers added in, then seared some toast & bologna to make it an open face sammach๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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every time i rewatch Princess Mononoke, the more i appreciate it. i really should do some Ghibli-focused art exercises soon

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not me double checking if i spelled "blood vessels" right why do i ๐Ÿƒ before i โœ๏ธ [i know exactly why i ๐Ÿƒ before i โœ๏ธ]

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now this is the type of quality post i signed up for

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me watching the Birdcage last night thinking how much worse Miami heat must be nowadays compared to then if things keep heating up like this up north i'll have to start dressing up like Agador to survive outside

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last night i was in bed & snoozin before midnight, then i woke up rested+refreshed at 9am what the fuck happened to me why did i fully refresh, when is the damn boss battle, where is the fucking boss music this isn't the normal level setup

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a family of raccoons has been visiting us because of course my mother can't help but feed them, cuz the babies. i don't blame her however, tn she gave them the peach i wanted to eat tomorrow my bitterness has increased, but at least the little bandits enjoyed it. they're so darn cute. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‘

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watching the extended cut of LotR Fellowship again bc i need the childhood comfort rn

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i often wonder what my ancestors lookin down at their descendants look at me in the family tree & wonder just what the fuck is going on in this dago's head Nona would've died if she knew her great grandkid was a fag ๐Ÿšฌ but maybe they would be proud of my accomplishments, if just a little.

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saw a wolf spider at the pharmacy today, it blended into the floor pretty well before heading to the doors don't touch em, but also don't kill em cuz they deal with cockroaches n stuff the one i saw was pretty well sized, just shy of my pinky. pretty neat stuff. wish their bites didn't suck so bad

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๐Ÿค

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i've re-entered my "love the outdoors" phase from childhood but those damn 'squitoes keep stealing my fuel, can't have shit here

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movie recommendation: 'Erin Brockovich'

the 2000 movie was based on the actual story
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erin_Br...

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so fucking real i wish he'd at the very least straighten his shell a bit before being loaded in ๐Ÿ”ซ

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i don't think it matters how aware he is, because either way he would keep going, seeing himself as the one guy to counter drump, & it doesn't matter what the team "should've accounted for" cuz they weren't focused on us in the stands, they're supporting their player in the ring that's their focus

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his speaking was painfully staggering but at least his transcript makes sense. the man is old & has a speech impediment that has resurfaced/gotten worse & it's dragging him down he also likely didn't rest up before the debate, which would explain how he felt more lethargic than usual, somehow

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i also wish so many people wouldn't rely so much on lookism with politics but the vast majority of people really care more about charisma than intelligence, it's a big reason why misinformation is so easily spread online

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how much are you managing to comprehend cuz it's a wild ride

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too late, i took the psychic damage

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i have, unfortunately, reached the point where i can understand biden when he speaks i did not wish for this ability please take it back

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this is why i followed you, you sweet-talker you

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more people should actually look at the lyrics behind songs they listen to, you never know what you'll learn

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nah i'd rather sit back & watch from afar to see what happens living in the middle of it? yeah, i wanna leave

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owiwowiowowowowowieee too much brain damage aaaaaa

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thought i'd mention the way i am watching/listening to the debate makes it sound like the audio quality for star wars holograms

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i really cannot understand 'crazy old man' speak but one of these two is making more sense here, which tells me i understand more 'crazy old man' speak than i wish i did

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mans literally eye rolled at drump

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biben look like "bro wut the fuckeroni are you talkin about"

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just caught up, this is so painful i actually want to krill myself ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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watching @shark3ozero.bsky.social streaming it rn (catching up at 2ร— speed, dreading when i catch up to live) & his commentary is the only thing keeping my braincells intact

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ohhhh boy currently feeling my brain rot with this debate waowie this is painful i hate this country

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i love seeing funny people being funny & thinking "that's some funny shit"

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ME: I'm restaurant-pilled. I'm fully ketchuped up. I'm frenchfrymaxxing. FIRST DATE: Okay. Sure, this place is pretty good. ME: (under my breath) I'm The Burger Enjoyer.

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hoping your feeds remain peaceful in these trying times o7

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successfully contacted a therapist, hoping i can get my brain goop a bit more in order now since it apparently got way worse than i could even realize

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it always feels like the people praising Big G for giving them a "good life" are always people who manage to get lucky i am also lucky enough right now to exist relatively comfortably, but i am by no means actually comfortable with my current living conditions we lucky to be here, unlucky to live

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With alt-text because THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYONEโ€™S EXPERIENCE & I FUCKING HATE IT. Being disabled is a godsdamn full time job battling different agencies all damn day. #NEISvoid

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damn, rage bait used to be fun to read but now it's just boring๐Ÿ˜”

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it's infuriating how much their social cancer has grown because of online automation, from bots just spamming their bullshit & now their disgusting artificially interwoven (ai) generated slop.

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unwanted medication side effects our collective beloathed ๐Ÿ˜”

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we gotta optimize our representation so we can get back to disassociating the rest of the year ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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realizing it's currently a privilege to be able to lay low during the hottest hrs of the day until it cools off enough to emerge n grab my meal of the day when it's ever so slightly cooler than boiling soon i will venture out of my moderately-cool-when-compared-to-outside enclosure to consume again

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