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ME: I'm restaurant-pilled. I'm fully ketchuped up. I'm frenchfrymaxxing. FIRST DATE: Okay. Sure, this place is pretty good. ME: (under my breath) I'm The Burger Enjoyer.

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meddle's avatar meddle @meddle98.bsky.social
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Frypilled Burgermaxxer

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Carfire 🕊️🕊️🕊️'s avatar Carfire 🕊️🕊️🕊️ @carfire.bsky.social
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r u 2 going out again ?

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Tom Macfarlan's avatar Tom Macfarlan @tomac.blue
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But did you rawdog that diner?

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Robot Monkey Pants's avatar Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social
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🎵 Stop! Hold on, stay in control Burger, I want you inside me But I'm really not as hungry as I could be Cause there's cheese, under the bread Hold the yellow mustard, 'til I'm fed It's true food, on my plate The fries are getting ranch, getting parm, getting salt, getting ate 🎵

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Your🐀text🐀here's avatar Your🐀text🐀here @worldoffoo.bsky.social
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Haters will say ketchup is a weak condiment

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mayonnaise boy's avatar mayonnaise boy @paintedsky.ca
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the burger enjoyer has logged on (to this chair)

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Joe Trela's avatar Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social
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I share your burger enjoyment. But for double happiness, may I suggest adding

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Demiurge Lovato's avatar Demiurge Lovato @stephenknives.bsky.social
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That's my dipping mustard but go off

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Spökulv - En del av Järngänget enligt Kommentariet™'s avatar Spökulv - En del av Järngänget enligt Kommentariet™ @spookulv.bsky.social
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What does burger enjoyer even mean like... you make it up yourself lmfao

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