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roadkill rex@rexcoolguy.bsky.social |
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I'll eat more chicken than a pretty gal can fry
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roadkill rex
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I really do wonder what's going to happen when it's so fucking hot in the summer no one can work outside without dying. By which I guess I mean, I wonder how they're going to force us to work outside even though it'll kill us.
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roadkill rex
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this and voting are like the two things you can do that don't get you shot in the face with teargas and send to federal prison
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roadkill rex
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cut my knuckle so deep the flap of skin hanging off is still meat-colored and it's pretty unsettling
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roadkill rex
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happy chickenpalooza for all those who celebrate (delmarva and the diaspora)
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roadkill rex
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I've had some luck with trail cameras
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roadkill rex
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I'll never forget the tumblr post I saw a couple years ago saying that the best counter to a cop in riot gear is to grab the bottom of his shield and flip him over like a turtle
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roadkill rex
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I like how if you fuck up and leave some jeans in the washing machine overnight even once they will never smell the same no matter what you do
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roadkill rex
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any time I discover a new youtube essayist and watch two of their videos
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roadkill rex
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Is that the guy someone said sings like a muppet?
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Kath Barbadoro
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if i were on the bear i would simply make the food
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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Deff Dread painted to join my Warhammer Orks, piloted by probably my favorite grot proxy sculpt
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roadkill rex
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me eating lunch in the staff break room of this library we've been renovating
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roadkill rex
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mafia goon going through the card isle at wallgreens on his phone with the boss asking if this one is ironic enough
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roadkill rex
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"grey man" is one of my favorite chud concepts because the basic premise is that a bunch of paranoid lunatics who haven't left their mind palace in years try to pantomime what they think the "most normal person" looks like
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roadkill rex
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talking to my friend who's into some polycule shit and it would be great if there was something between what I'm doing and what he's doing
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roadkill rex
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it's like a 3D print that fucked up and the trailing end is all scraggled and weird
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roadkill rex
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grunt birthday party sfx plays every time. gotta eat a skittles bag to reload.
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roadkill rex
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what did the turtle do
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roadkill rex
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theoretically couldn't you just bust and shoot them out
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roadkill rex
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take that back you son of a btich
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roadkill rex
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pokeweed. sweetgum. common sassafrass.
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roadkill rex
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got an app that identifies plants and now I'm romping around the back yard like Tom Bombadil identifying plants
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roadkill rex
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This Sevendust song got me through some tough times
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roadkill rex
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thank you for you're service
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sewr (legalize evil science)
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deleting a post make my genitals vibrate in a bitteesweet way . ...
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roadkill rex
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13 Assassins kicks so much ass. watching it makes my hands glow and fills my special meter.
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roadkill rex
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a treat for lunatics: the entire history of Soldier of Fortune magazine on archive.org
archive.org/details/sold...
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roadkill rex
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the average right-leaning guy you meet thinks the world has three types of people: 1: rich people who don't work for a living 2: poor people who somehow also don't work for a living 3: them, the only person on earth who works for a living
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roadkill rex
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Rip and tear
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roadkill rex
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The weekend is for renting dangerous machinery you don't know how to use
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roadkill rex
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There was a time that will never come back where you could bet on hearing one guy in public chat every night yelling at his girlfriend or kid
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roadkill rex
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Trying to insinuate yourself into their lives like "I also like weed, dudes". Forging new frontiers in social awkwardness.
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HotKoin
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roadkill rex
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A burger with crab dip on it is one of those late Roman Empire depravities that I nonetheless partake of
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Squat Erry Day
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A buddy thought to send this around the group chat and it absolutely killed. We are all like 42 years old.
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roadkill rex
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Work is cosmic punishment to I'd say most people in America
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roadkill rex
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Facebook's greatest minds don't take the weekend off
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Pickle Tiedrich
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THEY LIVE is a fundementally better movie then THE MATRIX and a significant portion of that is because it’s localized within the perspective of a dumb guy
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roadkill rex
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After Fury Road you might understandably think "George Miller has definitely run out of insane things to do with cars in a movie" but you'd be wrong
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Jay Rosen
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Students, and parents, employers and professors: take note.
“The better writer you are, the greater your chance of getting rejected, because you won't use keywords." www.nytimes.com/2024/05/31/o...
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roadkill rex
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they invented blue romex. I'm scared.
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roadkill rex
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The only bipartisan cultural belief that remains in America is that the drivers and road work in your own state are uniquely bad.
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roadkill rex
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Some people's struggles are invisible
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roadkill rex
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don't wanna wear it out. it helps to use a Thesaurus
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roadkill rex
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when it looks like the GC is gonna kick you out early because the flooring guys are working today
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roadkill rex
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couldn't find any bird flu raw milk nearby so I tucked a chunk of parmesan cheese under my balls all week. forgot what this was supposed to accomplish.
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roadkill rex
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tell him I said awaabadogah
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kilgore trout
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hahahahahahahahahahaha chloroform me
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roadkill rex
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What's the threat here exactly? "I'm going to wander into your house, mill around for a couple hours and then possibly get shot in the face"
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roadkill rex
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Those are Space Marine numbers, what the fuck is going on over there
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