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I’m here to post and have a good time !!!

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André Greppi | DRES13's avatar André Greppi | DRES13 @dres13.bsky.social
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MARGE: Assassin | Stealth Mode ステルス暗殺者

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"The Ford Ranger isn’t a luxury vehicle. And it isn’t even sporty. And it’s not much of a truck either. But it affords you a luxury that not everyone can afford. The freedom from the anxiety that every true-blooded weirdo has: that whatever face you’re presenting to the world is the wrong one."

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My wife and I chatting about obsessive gun collectors getting in the way of proper gun control and she proposed that one solution is simply getting the most obsessed gun collector to collect ALL the guns. There can be only one.

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The sublime fatherly triumph of thinking “hmm I think I have that adapter in my bin of cables and gadgets and stuff I keep just in case” and actually having and finding it.

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in law school I took a class on the law and the holocaust, and I still have a copy of this book which explained how judges in the third reich could have used their positions to stop Hitler, but instead enabled him. Can't imagine why this popped into my head today. www.amazon.com/Hitlers-Just...

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“Le soleil est rare / Et le bonheur aussi” …. like damn Serge!!!!

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One of the best of one of the best to ever do it

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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a lot of people seem to think my annoyance here is with jokes about political violence, which i’m on record saying are fine and cathartic. my annoyance is with people who disengage with effective forms of politics and replace them with fantasies

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Mind boggling. This concerns activity that predates his election, let alone actually being President! How is even the utterly lawless SCOTUS decision on "immunity" even relevant on its own terms?

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I hate when I accidentally open the front facing camera on my phone and am brutally reminded of how effortlessly beautiful and immaculately coiffed I am

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it was an official act, your honor

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Mar-A-Lago’s coordinates locked in, Biden casually flicks open the safety cover on the missile launch panel. “It’s Official” he says, as he hits LAUNCH.

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Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing right now

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That instant of panic before you remember you’ve had like five orders of beet carpaccio in the last two days

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Even after all the patches, Sheathe still has sick poise damage. And it’s stylish? It rocks.

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Oh man absolutely agree. I hate to be the “getting a lot of Boss Baby vibes from this” but sometimes you see some giant cliffs with like grottoes and caves and you’re like “ok where’s the way to get to the Cathedral of Manus Celes” or you’re like “oh ok yes DO praise the sun”

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Like, I’m gonna fight Havel at the bottom of this thing

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Quinta da Regaleira in Sintra is one of the most Dark Souls coded places I’ve ever been. Even the landscape architect who drafted plans for the gardens described it like a soapstone message: “Roche surprise, Ouvre pour decendre” (Suprise rock, opens to descend).

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Yeah I’m poly. Poly gonna have a couple more beers

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ME: I'm restaurant-pilled. I'm fully ketchuped up. I'm frenchfrymaxxing. FIRST DATE: Okay. Sure, this place is pretty good. ME: (under my breath) I'm The Burger Enjoyer.

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One can clearly and consistently point out that he is evil, avaricious, stupid, and dangerous while acknowledging that he has been pretty funny over the years. I get why people like to pretend otherwise, but c’mon. Like the “haters and losers” tweet is legendary

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One of the greatest to ever do it. In awe of you having touched the hand of God there for a bit

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jesse's avatar jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social
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at this point if i'm a law professor i'm just handing out weed gummies and putting on my cousin vinny for the entire semester

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Andrew Elmore (Arrange Version) 💽's avatar Andrew Elmore (Arrange Version) 💽 @elmore.zone
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET READY TO FIGHT DRACULA IF YOU STAY READY TO FIGHT DRACULA

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Julia Gfrörer 's avatar Julia Gfrörer @thorazos.bsky.social
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Egon Schiele's drawings of his friend and mentor, Gustav Klimt, completed the day after Klimt's death from Spanish Influenza in 1918.

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Genuinely looking forward to the side by side

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Coffee Porter Jr.'s avatar Coffee Porter Jr. @unlox.bsky.social
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someone else did this joke first but I can’t track it down now

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Wow holy shit that was shockingly racist even for Trump

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I’m extremely online and keep an eye on the broader right wing cinematic universe and even I couldn’t parse Trump’s VA Governor comment

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I mockingly said “Pokémon Go to the polls” and my preteen kid not only got the reference but chastised me for putting that evil out in the world by saying it out loud

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I know this is all stupid theater but come on! Frank Luntz!?!

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I’m really gonna watch this stupid thing aren’t I?

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I’ve been going through Mann’s filmography with my mom because Dudes Rock is gender nonspecific

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Channeling Randy Johnson in every possible way (birds watch out)

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All the other candidates are just out of frame, debating too.

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Damn what could possibly be racist about this intensely racist statement?

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Daniel Carlson's avatar Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social
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Can you imagine if Mads Mikkelsen hadn’t gone into acting? If he was just, like, the most upsetting accountant in his hometown?

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