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Angeleno by choice. NJ escapee. Scarlet Knight, Poli Sci '07. Chaotic good. INFP. Double Aquarius, rising Taurus. Lift heavy, grow big. He/Him. 🏳️‍🌈

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I don’t even post this much about Stevie Nicks. This is fucking OBSESSIVE

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Good question. They never demonstrated how someone would act if serving in the role.

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let's just say I hope nobody behaves like a wild ass in front of you. or maybe I do? 😌

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uh oh, the zoo may be getting some new inhabitants

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a good Rusical episode always makes the season brighter

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shut the fuck up, Sulzberger

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no matter that his Nazi bag man McEntee is the one collecting resumes

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y'all know they're gonna make Kamala name their ideal candidate as a running mate and then make her drop out too.

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love our annual tradition of trying to sleep in a war zone

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this is one of those times I'm glad I only use this platform as I have never heard of her

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mine doesn't like them, but they don't send her running under the bed like they did when she was a kitten.

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He said his car is the fastest in the garage, I replied: “Respectfully sir, that is a little Farfetch’d.”

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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"you're not American why do you care about the 4th of July" mate I'm Indian, any day someone got the Brits to fuck off back to their country is a national holiday for me

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gotta love industry leading publications mocking people with mobility issues in 2024

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Today's Low Quality Facts are brought to you by this patriotic sticker. It's perfect for people who love to brag about how much they love their country but still won't take the time to learn what a fucking amendment is.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0BQYNH5Y...

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forever striving towards a more perfect union

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Wonder what all 4 of those have in common?

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Also love Jodie Foster, Meryl Streep, Olivia Colman… ooh and this Korean ingenue Youn Yuh-jung

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It’s our red hair distracting you

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Finally realized why I hate Ser Criston Cole.

He’s the Tom Wambsgans of #HotD.

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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honestly they’re kinda cooking with this

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Me, when someone orders baked artichoke dip.

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Happy to be his plaything, a familiar maybe? 😅

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trophy himbo reporting for duty

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I volunteer as Sylvester tribute

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think you need a Gym Bunny character. maybe a personal trainer?

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the reliably blue coastal ones

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DC Pierson's avatar DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
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Do not cite the old magic to me, Witch. I was there when Starbucks gave out iTunes downloads on little cards

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“ugh dad, ur so embarrassing” - vesper

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