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I have tried to care about the British royal family. I will politely humor my friends who babble on about them. But I just can’t do it, I read too much about the history of the monarchy when I was younger and there simply aren’t enough arbitrary executions or locking people in towers anymore.
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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱
@onlinefunctions.bsky.social
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I agree in principle but they definitely killed Kate arbitrarily so there's that at least lol
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Tim Waits
@ironweed.bsky.social
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Even though fans were disappointed with later efforts ("Manifest Destiny," "Gilded Age" & "Late Capitalism" were all roundly and rightly panned), almost all agree that the USA's debut album, "Fuck These Fucking Crown-Wearing Pieces Of Shit Right Into The Atlantic" sounds as fresh today as ever.
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Max (they )🍩
@staticmax.bsky.social
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The Royal family never seemed that impressive to me. Like why are they important again?
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High Desert Otter
@ottermd37.bsky.social
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Perhaps they could taper off royalty slowly. Have a Vetinari figure or two, and gradually transition to the ordinary old Prime Minister.
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Gregg McLennan
@strayarc.bsky.social
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Slow decline since Edward III. They should really invade France. For the ‘Gram.
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Dio
@dioception.bsky.social
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I read Mark Twain put physical representations of all the British Monarchs in order on his driveway to help his kids memorize them. That was too much even back then .
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Fibonacci Sequins
@brentwaggoner.bsky.social
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Pretty sure Kate is currently imprisoned in a tower.
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Dr. Tend!
@tendehka.bsky.social
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There's no massive vanity projects, incest, or random catastrophic wars in the latest seasons. Why am I even renewing my subscription?
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Kevin Patrick Doyle🥫🍅
@kevin-doyle.bsky.social
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When the IRA got Mount Batten in the Crown and I felt a surge of pride is when I knew I should probably ignore them
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The Man From Rio
@themanfromrio.bsky.social
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Outside of the press, who actually cares about the day-to-day goings-on of the royals? Who are these people who go on about Kate Middleton theories?
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Gabriel S. Jacobs
@gsjphd.bsky.social
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I smile and nod the same way I do when someone's trying to fill me in on vtuber drama.
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executive editor, barbell quarterly
@swolecialism.bsky.social
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I like Kitty Kelly's book on them. It's dishy and probably half made up and pure trash gossip. It's fun
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sol
@evan.sucks
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*Honestly* If we have to still have farcical bullshit like kings and queens, they should at least have the decency to be an absolute spectacle for me to be entertained by.
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Virginia Barksdale 🏳️🌈
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If they did more of that people would get super invested again, like do royalty as kayfabe!
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