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RMNinjaTurtle

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Science, art, nature and humour. Vegan and married. 🇦🇺🇫🇮🐢 Ralph but with a silent "l" This is my second account. More successful in that fewer people know dumb my posts are. 😭

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Understandable... 😂

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Can you explain them to me then? 😂

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No need to pretend... I know my stuff is sometimes incomprehensible. 😂

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All my jokes are BS. 😭

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Sweet. Enjoy your busy day dear friend. 😊🙏🌹

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😂😭

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😂

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Nope... Not as good. 😂

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But not a HP reverse polish calculator? 😭

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If I had a dragon overseas flights would happen more often... And I wouldn't need an air frier....

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So my back pain is due to something else? 😭

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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With great tits, comes great back pain.

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This is one of the topics they brushed over in high school. 😭

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Thanks ... Wishing you a lovely evening. 😘

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Thank you... You too... Now to wash the dishes ... 😂

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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hello? i need someone to fact check a joke?

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"Be aware of this truth that the people on this earth could be joyous, if only they would live rationally, and if they would contribute mutually to each others’ welfare.” – Kurt Vonnegut, Palm Sunday

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Guess I won't need an oven to make pizzas. 😁

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Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off)'s avatar Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off) @wolvendamien.bsky.social
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Hey! Remember Republicans saying "Obamacare will make death panels to kill your grandma!"? Then you should probably go check out chapter 14 of the Project 2025 manifesto. Because every Conservative/Republican accusation is a confession.

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Pretty much ... Cleaned and tidied up the spare room.... Just have to get more supplies today... Weather is back to sunshine... How is your day going?

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Thursday blooms... Daisies helping to stabilise sand dunes at the beach. Looking sweet as well.

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She does calisthenics... Coaches and competes... She didn't elaborate...

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Fabulous... I expect she will get here around lunchtime... She has a physio appointment in the morning. 😁

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Ah yes... Afternoon there morning here. Hope you had a restful sleep.😴

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I have an Xbox (my son's hand me down as well) 😂

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Good evening to you. Hope you had a fab day. 😊🙏🌹🥰🫂

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Woww, I didn’t even know what moment I captured😳

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The Dove chick tried to fly, but in the end he fell on the porch and almost became a victim of the cat,,Pirate,, But he was saved by Lizy☝️🤗So he caught his breath, came to his senses and flew away, leaving a lot of feathers..

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A noonish walk and swim at the beach... So much better in full sunshine....

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Having my first wine now before dinner.. knackered... 🥂

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My idea of gaming is doing 5 minutes of wii fit plus everyday... 😂

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SWAJ: The Hallmark Movie "You'll learn to love going into the water again."

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