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Robert Hanley

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I wonder that I will still be talking; nobody marks me. Nonprolific amateur writer #amwriting #amprocrastinating #CeasefireNOW He/Him


Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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Happy Fingers to the Sky Day to all who celebrate.

youtu.be/fBRqfdMDbvw?...

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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I thought the wolf would be trapping you, but this sounds much safer.

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It’s a really demanding job, my dad was a 911 dispatcher in NYC for many years and had to get up early to take the subway in every day. He was actually in a suit, being honored for years of service when 9/11 happened and then had to stay there over night because the trains weren’t running.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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Needed to make sure you weren’t faking your death again.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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The shark crashed its cybertruck.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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What if you’re holding onto their hand as they dangle off of a cliff?

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Dr. SkySkull's avatar Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social
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Dem leadership: Trump is a corrupt criminal who doesn’t care who he hurts as long as he stays in power. Anyway, let’s welcome our distinguished guest, Benjamin Netanyahu

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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In a stunning reveal, it turns out this whole trial was actually the second season of Jury Duty all along.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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I don’t know, that labeling error might just cost him the presidency.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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Is it okay to still refer to the facial injury by way of flying goose whilst riding a roller coaster genre by invoking his name?

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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She walks in beauty, like the night Of Mike’s Hard Limeade starry skies

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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*Releases author back into the wild* *Hawk immediately swoops down and carries author away*

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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Richard Dreyfuss: “See, this cat gets it.”

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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It’s really the mummy’s fault for challenging the staff to an arm wrestling contest in the first place.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu says m’neh.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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“In brightest day, in blackest night…”

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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The murder-for-hire racket isn’t what it used to be. Can’t blame a guy for trying to make a living.

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gamera obscura 's avatar gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social
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If you can look at a photo of a father in a Rafah tent camp grasping his beheaded, burned infant and still equivocate, still waver, I wonder what manner of creature you are.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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Definitely less bloody than the tragedies version, which just swaps out “cross-dress” with “murder”.

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Saeed Jones's avatar Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social
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“Thousands of children, women and families chose this area because Israel claimed that it was a safe area.”

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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In retrospect, Benedict Arnold Jones’s parents really jumped the gun.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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The teen orcas are apparently coming together in groups and timing their attacks based on the moon’s gravitational effects on the water. Adult Orcas are decrying the dangers of this so-called “tide pod challenge”.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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The teen orcas are apparently coming together in groups and timing their attacks based on the moon’s gravitational effects on the water. Adult Orcas are decrying the dangers of this so-called “tide pod challenge”.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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I used to engage in “ionic”engagement. Sometimes it came out as positive but other times it seemed too negative, so now I try to keep my engagement neutral so I’m not contributing to such a charged environment.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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Now we have to earn out your thanks. You’re just perpetuating the cycle.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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Exactly, especially since Heaven already sent by case back to a lower afterlife.

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Joseph Fink's avatar Joseph Fink @planetoffinks.bsky.social
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remind me, when companies create an actual revolutionary technology that is going to change the world, do they usually have to beg users to adopt it, give it away for free for years, and at last resort force it on people with no way to disable it? Is that usually how revolutionary tech works?

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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I'm excited because everyone who sends me DMs always offers me incredible wealth and companionship if I'll just click on those nice links they send.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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Young Hotshot Writer: They say you got the fastest fingers in the West. Well, I'm not such a slow typist myself. Weary Old Wordslinger: Leave it alone kid. It ain't worth it.

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Julia Carrie Wong's avatar Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social
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it honestly just makes me so mad that a handful of greedy assholes have stolen all the creative work of every human being and all the wonderful and weird things people did on the internet and are now using it to take our jobs and make the internet a shitty wasteland

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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Has Altman countered yet by offering to meet with Scarlett Johansson once a year to discuss her concerns?

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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Honestly, they should have a box for that on the form they can just check off.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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You’re welcome. Sucks that had to happen to anyone, but at least with it happening to an author we got the best possible recounting.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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Yeah they’re just basically strong 95-gallon trash bags that come with thick elastic bands (like giant rubber bands) to secure them to the outside so nothing crawls under. Then for trash day you take off the band so the trash pickup can take the whole thing. Keeps the inside cleaner too.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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Can’t blame you, I still flash back to battling maggots in our can for a few weeks with hose and boiling water, and that’s even without a dead squirrel. (Finally had to start getting those can liner bags that attach with elastic to make sure any fly eggs wouldn’t stay long enough to hatch).

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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I believe the correct answer is “a one-room, run-down shack on the outskirts of New Orleans”.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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Shouldn't be too difficult, it doesn't look very well defended.

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Dr. Lucky Tran's avatar Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.bsky.social
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Please keep signing and sharing this petition against the banning of masks in North Carolina. It’s helping to get more media attention on the issue!

You can sign here: www.change.org/p/halt-the-p...

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Elana Levin's avatar Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social
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Update— still time to stop the bill. Call the North Carolina assembly. They’re picking it up next week t.co/GZJT5iMFNV

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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I used to make myself cry all the time when I wrote, but now that it’s on the computer, I get a lot fewer paper cuts.

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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ⓘ this user is generally harmless to humans.

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Sandra SG Wong 's avatar Sandra SG Wong @sgwong.com
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UNAGENTED WRITERS who want a shot at trad pub! The submission window is short: May 15 - 17 ONLY. Read those submission guidelines carefully. FOLLOW submission guidelines carefully. Good luck! All details:

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Robert Hanley's avatar Robert Hanley @robertbhanley.bsky.social
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There was a poet in me but one of the wolves got them.

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