RobotLemur

Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:52 UTC

"Charlottesville has been debunked" holy shit we live in hell. And Biden seems just totally unprepared to navigate the firehose of lies, which... ...what else was there to prepare for, other than the firehose of lies

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

"Every state is now a border" --Donald Trump

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

Teacher here. No it isn't.

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

This egret is GREAT #birds

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

Nido hits like a Cubs catcher

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

Watching the Cubs to prepare for the debate tonight

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

It starts great conversations, too!

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:56 UTC

I bought a used DSLR camera so I can take pictures of birds because I want my leisure time to be more frustrating and less successful

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

I showed that video to my middle school students

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

I wonder what it will be like for me if I try to watch the Cubs today

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:19 UTC

Previously I claimed that I make the best Chicago style hot dog in the entire mid-Atlantic region. I was wrong. Now that I have authentic Chicago green relish and sport peppers, I make the best Chicago style hot dog in the entire eastern seaboard. Still subbing buns and the dog, but damn good!!!

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

The City by that Water, the City that Works, Sausagetown, Weatheropolis, Citytown, the Big Onion, The Law Offices of Sandberg and Sandburg, That Toddlin' Town, Firesburg, The Ol' Jewel at the top right of the state!

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:09 UTC

There's pessimism, then there's optimism, and way above that there's this

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

Flat tire today. 3 hours in the shop waiting, stranded. Can't wait for tomorrow when I spend my afternoon doing literally anything else

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

As Mary Poppins grew older, her clothes got darker and her umbrella larger. She could no longer fly, and needed a bike to take her from home to home, and the children stopped seeing the magic and only the sad attempt to hang on to someone she no longer was.

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 05:00 UTC

We've been there before. We will survive it. And in 2047 when they're good again or whatever we'll be insufferable

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:41 UTC

I like how the Cubs consider the feelings of their opponents by ever putting them away for an easy win

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:39 UTC

It might have been a crusty slab of granite you saw

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

I only want to watch PCA running for fly balls and PCA hitting triples tyvm forget the rest of the Cubs and baseball in general

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:32 UTC

How many times does Ryan fuck the imaginary friend only to realize he was alone, humping his radiator?

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

Yep thanks for winning the World Series

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

Organized and predictable baseball has not gone well for our Cubbies, so perhaps this sprinkling of chaos is just what the doctor ordered

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:28 UTC

Well done

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:26 UTC

You fixed them!

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