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Sailorwayne

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DILF. Ding dong. Local favourite. Bicycle-riding pinko. Dewdropper. Road Agent. Dumbersexual. Crime-fighter. Lotta 'D' here, ya dig? (I RP and do not 💜 often)

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Ew

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Guarantee "BUGGING OUT" is about eating bugs

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You have got to be fucking kidding me.

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Well, fuck me that doesn't happen ever. Eng-ger-land!

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Jeebuss crass! They do that? *Shudders*

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If you're going to find out one of your favourite showbiz weird hilarious performers has passed, Weird Al is the guy to lay it on me. Thanks MM you brought so much joy to my life.

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I don't ❤️ many posts so my feed is only your cats and the bodega cats. Maybe the occasional stray.

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THAT'S PRESIDENT SUMMERTIME MOTHERFUCKERS

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And you have the gall to appear in public? The audacity! (I made sure not to use a five-letter word as you have been cut off)

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Hmmm... a similar blue upon inspection. It's still a great dress and I hope Junior likes it.

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A good dip is some dill pickle juice in a tub of sour cream or thick yogurt.

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Was just reminded of the funniest news story of my adult life.

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I just got Junior a dress with this same blue and a black cat on it. This contrast looks fantastic.

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That casting would make me laugh for the rest of my life.

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It looks like a skull in clown make-up slipping on a banana.

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Laughing? I would be prancing naked through the streets without fear of being assaulted by a criminal gang. It's funny how you go straight to defunding the cops; you just have to take 100m of the over a billion they abscond with.

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I'm super-pissed people are being jerks to Cats of Yore. They are messing with Steve Albini's ghost so they'll get their well-deserved haunting. What moran is mad about the kitten making phone calls?

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Well that's true My concern is genuine Swearing cheapens my point though it is well-thought out. By everybody.

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You must not cut the library's budget. You must fund the library to be safe and accessible at least 16 hours more at all branches. Will you do that? That's what seems the least you could do which is what you are currently doing.

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But you or staff will debate so alright. Unless I have changed your mind you can go back to cutting local New York citizens. I get you think cops are worth that percentage of the NYC budget. Diggez vous?

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What does it mean that I am a remote user/supporter of NYCPL? I'm disappointed if that happens locally.

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This is like that cool scene in 'Schizopolis'.

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I can use NYCPL resources right now--what a herb this guy is.

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What's different about nyc libraries? As a library user, I'm concerned access is being restricted. I can access nyc resources in several ways. Rationale for supporting the police as public good also applies to libraries. And exempting supporters from elsewhere typifies your unenlightened attitudes.

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I was afriad he'd make me cry again but his is a celebration of an exemplary life. Indeed, the best guy to eulogize the best dude.

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@nycmayor.bsky.social you're just being a jerk if youreduce an already microscopic budget compared to your assiciates with the nypd. Shameless favouritism. Do the right thing, skinflint.

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Tips to beat the heat: 💧 Drink water 👕 Wear light and loose clothing 🏡 Stay indoors ✊ Dismantle the fossil fuel industry

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You will be glad to find this is how things work now.

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Won't be surprised when a WP investigative reporter/spikeball champion posts a blog about what a bunch of herbs run the place.

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The sooner that carbuncle state drops into the ocean the better.

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"Blacks deserve a day off and remembrance but not if there's no economic advantage for me. (Said in 'bababooey' shout) Republicans abolished slavery!"

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"creepy naked white cherub" lol May I use this phrase on my dating profile?

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The key words are "policy that won't be"

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Public Enemy infiltrating anything would be excellent.

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Looking forward to hearing about your book and the A's and all the doughnuts you can pass on to me.

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I stopped liking stuff a while ago because it fucks up my TL too much but I'd share my likes to be transparent.

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