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Simon Bisson

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We know how to let ourselves in.

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So I have this theory: every country has made a contribution to world cuisine, one style of simple, casual cooking that defines it. The US’s is fried things on sticks.

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Apparently it's a rule: England win when we have a Labour government.

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The launch of Ford's new European EV suggests the obvious Dad joke. "Why is it called the Capri? Because it's pants!"

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Recent Reads: Expedition To Earth. Continuing a read of Arthur C Clarke's short fiction, this time from the late 1940s and early 1950s. A mix of well-deserved classics, like The Sentinel and clunkers that fail to make a mark. Early works that show a writer still learning his way.

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Recent Reads: Unexploded Remnants. Elaine Gallagher's novella sends Alice, the last human, down a myriad wormholes as she seeks to save a sentient weapon, generations out of time. A chase across the stars, on stepping stones to infinities. How to end a war that's been forgotten?

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Apparently not.

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For this to be a true American food it needs to be on a stick as well as fried.

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I still have odd bits of LJ flash fiction that keep noodling me to be something bigger... like the second Silicon Valley Magic story or the Midden Moon snippets...

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Oh yes. I do.

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Robopenguin!

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If you’re going to Worldcon, now’s about the time you should get a Covid booster shot to make sure it’s as effective as possible while you’re there.

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Doctora Malka Older's avatar Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social
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If you've been waiting to get an ebook of THE IMPOSITION OF UNNECESSARY OBSTACLES, it's 🚨75% off TODAY🚨!! The sequel to the widely acclaimed THE MIMICKING OF KNOWN SUCCESSES, itself named one of the best SFF books of 2024 by Esquire. Mystery, romance, and Jupiter! www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...

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This is the thing that makes me most hopeful about the economy and how we can maybe unfuck things, by removing friction and groove-wearing parts. Like a four day week that means you spend less time and money hiring refuse collectors and more collecting refuse do now you can look at the next thing

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This morning's Putney mainline steam was No 35082 Clan Line, hauling The Railway Touring Company's "The End Of Southern Steam" to Weymouth. Taken from the footbridge over the Putney cutting.

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Jane to her friends.

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Don't the Great lakes count?

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Do not taunt happy fun ecosystem.

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And these are the best woods. THE BEST WOODS.

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All the tea was safe!

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So my head canon is that the Vinyl Detective novels are set in the same London as the Rivers Of London series.

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Past me used the original Ikea screws. I will need something a bit stronger. Still, they have been up for more than 20 years...

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Crash. Tinkle. Damn, the tea shelf has fallen off the kitchen wall. Clean up commences.

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Final stop: L'Hotel Grand de Hilbert.

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Today's roast is from north of Seattle, from Fidalgo Coffee in Burlington. Nice and chocolatey.

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Hyper-specific trade shows are becoming a thing again. I just got a press release for the European Pizza Show. (I guess Chicago Deep Pan Pizzas are not allowed.)

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈's avatar David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social
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Great white sharks can jump higher than the average house. This is because of powerful muscles, a sleek fusiform shape, and the fact that most houses cannot jump.

📷 Shutterstock.com Sergey Uryadniko

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Spotted on Reddit, someone hoping that Judge Dredd doesn't have any politics. Oh, you sweet summer child.

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One of those excellent books that's deeply depressing at the same time.

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It might be the second book that makes it clear. It's just a throwaway line...

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Just at Paul. They're trying to alienate him from his friends.

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It needs to be a high-speed line, with bigger gaps between numbers, if you're going to reduce congestion. Like HS2 was meant to be!

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Tory plans to elect a new leader hampered because all but 2 of their 1922 committee lost their seats.

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Yeah. At least my troll only accuses me of taking bribes and being a fake journalist on his own web site. It's easy enough to ignore.

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Peace

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Yeah, I just don't get it. It seems so pointless (sorry Paul, I don't mean that to demean the effect on you).

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That's really shitty.

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Blocked and reported.

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I keep thinking of that Joe Haldeman short story where an alien race apologises by coming up with these ever more complicated apocalyptic stories that end "All die. O the embarrassment."

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It's oilseed rape here in the UK still!

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Oh yes, I should have remembered them too!

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It has been a while since I last saw her. I used to go to dinner with the Midnight Rose collective folk back when I used to go to the Tun.

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Oh yes, I have a couple of the Robersons.

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I love her books. She's also a really fun person to hang out with...

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Yes, there's Thomas Harlan's Sixth Sun Azteca space opera, Jon Courtney Grimwood's "France won the Franco-Prussian War Napoleonic cyberpunk" in the NeoAddix trilogy and his "The Ottoman Empire survives until the early 22nd century" Pashazade...

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It's one of an interesting sub-genre, the alternate future. It's set in a world where the British Empire never fell and its mercantilist companies are the dominant polity...

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I feel a LEVERAGE rewatch coming on...

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This morning's Putney mainline steam was No 35082 Clan Line, hauling The Railway Touring Company's "The End Of Southern Steam" to Weymouth. Taken from the footbridge over the Putney cutting.

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One of the re-breeding centers was on my home island.

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