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Crystal Preston-Watson

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Accessibility agitator in the streets. Sr. Digital Accessibility Analyst @ Salesforce in the sheets. Opinions and shitposts are my own. 24/7/365 absurdist.


Crystal Preston-Watson 's avatar Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.bsky.social
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Yes I am annoyed. As someone who uses a screen reader frequently. I can give a fuck about alt text when i can't navigate a site because I get stuck in a keyboard trap or the bowser crashes due to overlay and my reader not playing well together.

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Crystal Preston-Watson 's avatar Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.bsky.social
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I see MFs fighting about alt text when accessibility people are fighting for our lives to get critical fundamental changes made on platforms. Changes since they literally aren't visual no one seems to be concerned about when it's pointed out they have a bigger effect than alt text.

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Crystal Preston-Watson 's avatar Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.bsky.social
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Next time someone mentions using generative AI in its current state for alt text l'm gonna bombard them with questions about digital accessibility that isn't about alt text. I got a suspicion that the convenience (or inconvenience) is about as far as they think about it.

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Crystal Preston-Watson 's avatar Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.bsky.social
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My surgery not only took my pain but also my fucks so going downstairs in a bonnet, crocs, no bra and no makeup to the 24/7 concierge desk that the venture equity corp that owns my building staffs 2/5 to pick up mail thrown in the lobby is no longer the panic attack inducing situation it once was.

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The landmark reversal nullifies all previously lawful forms of right and makes it very difficult for Americans to make ethical decisions or be generally decent human beings without facing criminal charges.

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Damn, I really want to be president now.

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Thank you. I am one vote closer to being the first U.S. President to abdicate their office by leaving planet Earth.

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I'll become the nominee as long as I can have an unlimited budget once in office to figure out how I can leave and live off the planet. I'm over living here and if I have to become the U.S. president to leave I will suffer through it.

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We conclude 2024’s Black Music Month celebration at the Tiny Desk with the catalyst for the all-female lineup.

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Crystal Preston-Watson 's avatar Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.bsky.social
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Right now I feel like my grandfather when I tried to get him to the basement during a tornado warning, "I ain't moving, let that motherfucker come get me. I'll ride that motherfucker into the next county"

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Leaving America is not a viable option for an overwhelming majority of people for a multitude of reasons. As someone who has lived outside of America it also doesn't mean better - just different (and money is a major factor). If you personally got the means then cool but it's not a solution

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I know some in the accessibility field like to shy away from politics and legal matters but this ruling will have serious and maybe even devastating implications for the work we do.

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I have to get up early for my Black job tomorrow so I'm not watching the debate.

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Acquiring more cream and heating the apartment up on a 95 degree day was worth it for the results. Probably one of the best dishes I've made this year.

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I acquired more heavy cream for my Quiche Lorraine. It's 95 degrees and my silly ass got the oven on but I will have a quiche.

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The heartache of pouring a quart of heavy whipping cream down the sink because when you screwed off the cap there was no pull tab. You're not sure if you opened it previously, it didn't come with one or someone tampered with it. So you practice caution and pour $7 down the sink 😭

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SDET and automation positions are usually not too far undervalued salary wise it's that on the whole there are just less QA/testing positions as companies think they can get away with less due to AI

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I was a little scared that this was yet another accessibility overlay company coming online but this is actually focused on supporting devs on accessibility before going live but it's still missing the mark saying they can replace manual testing. You can't replace manual accessibility testing 100%

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Netflix has audio descriptions for Trailer Park Boys episodes. The fact the voice used has a noticeable Canadian accent is chef kiss.

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“I could tell you stories about the psychological impact it has on disability claimants when they learn they lost their claim that they waited years on, because somebody said they could do a job that doesn’t exist”

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Can we really call smart phones/mobile phones 'phones'? I think we should call them 'smart or mobile comms' with a telephone being one of the components. Thank you for listening and no I'm not high.

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If aliens came to me with the choice of blowing up Earth & everyone on it except myself. I would be put on a spaceship to fly me into the sun which would obviously kill me, but I would have access to all of Earth's streaming services that existed before the explosion until I died. Absolutely yes.

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I gave up around 550 days. I never felt so free until the day I let the bird go.

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I feel like it's a waste that no one in the entertainment industry has written an autobiography titled, 'Bright Lights, Big Titties'.

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My only regret for not having kids is I can't start a crime empire at a kid city where I am the boss and my kid is the consigliere doing my bidding in the city.

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As tomorrow is the first official day of Summer, I decided to write an article about the significant effects extreme heat and climate change have on people with disabilities.

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I did a bit of ranting earlier about this but it's wild how you can get a hospital bill for $100k that insurance can pay $37k and ask for a discount on the rest. But if you don't have insurance you won't get a similar deal.

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Crystal Preston-Watson 's avatar Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.bsky.social
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It's hot as hell in Denver so it's a great time to hit the record store where there is AC to buy some sweet tunes.

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Crystal Preston-Watson 's avatar Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.bsky.social
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Got my first ever thumbs up for putting on sunscreen by a dad and toddler. Just being a responsible Black person in Colorado.

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All these streaming subscriptions increases are gonna get me back into the torrenting game.

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Crystal Preston-Watson 's avatar Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.bsky.social
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Not launching all 26 next week lol. The first two episodes will be released next week and then one a week after that.

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A month after surgery and my creative energy is the highest it's been in years. Finally I will be launching my series, Accessibility from A to Z next week. 26 episodes that covers fundamentals of digital accessibility and disability. Also coming is the long overdue Q & A video from CrystalCon.

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Crystal Preston-Watson 's avatar Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.bsky.social
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I spent the whole day thinking it was Monday. Now I have to relive Monday again tomorrow.

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Crystal Preston-Watson 's avatar Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.bsky.social
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I removed my Accessibility feed because I couldn't fix it. Also I don't think Bluesky has the steady digital accessibility community that the feed was for. There are other feeds here focused on disability rights/justice I would suggest. There is also the below feed if you are looking for a11y tips

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I really enjoy analog horror and it definitely fits in that area.

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I know it's sort of controversial to say that I watched Late Night with the Devil due to its use of AI, but I did and thought it was a solid film. Though I almost gave up watching due to the 2 minutes in the beginning of all the production company logos

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A few years ago I started presenting talks on socioeconomic barriers of disability along with advocacy and education of digital accessibility. As programs like SSI can have serious implications for digital accessibility. Accessibility means understanding disability not just understanding technology

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Gonna put in the divorce papers that part of my settlement should be my ex spouse helping me solve problems I have with Node and React in a timely manner and taking the shrimp when my monthly butcher delivery includes it.

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Bronkie the Bronchiasaurus. This was my Dark Souls as a kid. Imagine playing this in the hospital and both you and your character are simultaneously having asthma attacks.

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Back in my day the only Snapchat we had was talking to friends face to face while fidgeting with our snap bracelets.

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I currently have TikTok brain so every time I am heading to the bathroom I start singing this damn song

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I would take bribes and do crimes if I could eat tacos 250 nights a year. You got to follow your star and Menéndez's star is beefy steaks.

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This episode of social catfish is in my city. There is a huge issue with romance scammers taking advantage of people with cognitive and learning disabilities. Then there are people who need to do self reflection and evaluation than being in relationships even expensive fake ones.

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Not feeling mentally drained at the end is a win 😆

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