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GERG

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world's least accurate judd hirsch parody account. mke wrestlebuddy. rocko's dad. sgoast on twitch. he/him.


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our watch group all screamed in horror. such a well booked turn. love is dead. 🤼

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What would youse do if suddenly some badass chains started issuin forth from your pecker instead of the classic peepee? Hi, im todd mcfarlane, the creator of spawn.

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so psyched about this match. such a great build.

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it feels like an onion joke, but like one of the throwaway headline gags on the first page back when they had a physical paper.

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i am being PERSONALLY ATTACKED, DJ.

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MY DOG JUST GOT OVER THE FIREWORKS. PLEASE.

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like did they specifcally workshop this to piss me off in particular? "hey, let's get all the biggest fascist assholes in the world together, bring across the street from greg's place, and then have them blast shitty techno until 3 in the morning on a weeknight!"

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they're setting up a fucking republican rave at a warehouse blocks away from my place during the RNC. what the living fuck. leave us ALONE.

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Kimberly Pham🌸's avatar Kimberly Pham🌸 @kpossibles.bsky.social
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🐮 Milwaukee Indie Local Comics (MILK) are excited to announce our inaugural fundraising dance party!

Join us on 7/27 from 7p to close at Cactus Club
✨️$10 cover
✨️18+ after 11pm

venuepilot.co/events/111472#/

Feat. alt DJ DANCE COMMANDR, DJ Anna Wilkie, and W.T Snacks & DJ HYPE☆GIRL as SNACK ATTACK

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americans go WILD for baba chops. CAN'T GET ENOUGH.

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nine years is a long time, but it goes by incredibly fast when you have the right copilot.

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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I can’t explain how fucked up it is that Threads created a more hostile atmosphere to the New York Times than we did. Tony the Tiger brand humping website just beat our asses.

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nm vee kicked it.

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hid a pim on the beach.

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between this and the courts striking down chunks of act 10, every day we piss on the legacy of scott walker just a little more and it makes me so happy.

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Milwaukee's DrAwkward 's avatar Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social
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The fact that the British are about to have a better 4th of July politically than America is objectively funny no matter how you look at it

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when you buy fireworks, you are basically telling my dog to go fuck himself.

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wrestlebuddies help wrestlebuddies. 🤼‍♂️

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our good friends marissa (@yvna.bsky.social) and greg (not me another greg, there are a few of us) lost everything except their cats and themselves in a fire this past weekend and needs help getting life back to normal. please help if you can.

gofund.me/a40f1252

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oh shit! i only ever see the 4 packs out in the wild! where'd you find larger packs?

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Sergio Sarcagian, "The Desert Diva"'s avatar Sergio Sarcagian, "The Desert Diva" @crulge.urinal.club
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Mr. Biden has been scheduled to appear on Howard Stern. Whether he will ride the Sybian is a topic of fierce debate among White House advisors.

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tony khan says it's okay to chant meat any time: at work, in the grocery store, at the police department, during your grandfathers funeral. 🤼‍♂️

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someone just left two dog-eared vonnegut paperbacks in the unfinished tiny little library we posted in front of our house a couple weeks ago and i feel seen.

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i've talked with a number of venues over the last few weeks for wedding planning and they've been seeing this too. if you're more than a block outside of the venue, you're not getting bookings. if you're in the block, the people you're working with are disorganized, disrespectful, and cheap as hell.

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hooted at the both sign when they cut to it last night! great work!

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Vee's avatar Vee @bearonica.bsky.social
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Still thinking about the Austin Powers Spy Guitar I saw at the Safehouse last week. Which movie was this monstrosity in?

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glad to say i completely wasted a car thief's time today.

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it's me, i'm more friends.

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ah.

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Ryan Boyd's avatar Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social
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Big Twitter accounts dropping in to post here every six weeks

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Merc with a 🫦's avatar Merc with a 🫦 @mercuryal.bsky.social
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The Gas Light Building is a steeped Art Deco style, built in 1930 by Milwaukee architects Eschweiler & Eschweiler. Different materials like Cream City brick, copper panels & terra cotta design elements create a gradient effect on the exterior, & a weather flame atop that changes color to forecast.

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you should come here. we have the world's largest music festival, some of the best parks in the midwest, and a bronze fonz statue. it's a blast in the summer.

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if you don't want to be here, milwaukee doesn't want you. we've done the begging for validation thing long enough. we know we have a good thing started here and if you can't see that (and more importantly, don't want to build on it) you can fuck off to des moines.

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well, milwaukee thinks you're a horrible person, so i guess the feeling is mutual you miserable bag of shit.

www.tmj4.com/news/republi...

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call me when all posts are private too. now that's progress.

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she will find the dog who eats your homework and compromise them to a permanent end.

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i'm going to be here for this. it's gonna be pretty cool. you should come.

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Rob Wieland 🔜Gen Con's avatar Rob Wieland 🔜Gen Con @robowieland.bsky.social
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If you're going to be in Milwaukee on June 26th, I'll be giving a talk about how to run horror games called How To Scare Your Friends (In A Good Way)

You can sign up here: forms.gle/NfJPCTDD6qXd...

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also geoffs "big publishers, you better stop laying off people because they'll make the next new game without you" thesis at the beginning is hilarious because it's not like those new small studios arent getting gobbled up, exploited, and then stripped for IP and parts at a historic rate.

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this is why i support turning every city street into a nickelodeon guts obstacle course of bump outs, bump ups, and bump arounds.

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only geoff fest thoughts so far: - innersloth seems like good cookies and i'm glad they have more money than god. - i liked the rolling house relationship building game where the dev audibly wondered what the fuck he was doing with his life mid-presentation. - DEVOLVER, WHERE IS SKATE STORY. WHERE.

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not pictured: me skittering out of camera sight to avoid polluting your shot with a non-columbo.

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do songs named after towns count? black earth, wi by ratboys maybe our state's winner.

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NETFLIX: i know exactly what you freaks want for pride month QUEERS: big! lizard! big! lizard! NETFLIX: yeah that's right you degenerates come get your big lizard

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