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America's Dairyland


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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (she/her)'s avatar Chris πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (she/her) @shitposting.tubaterry.me
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There's a bakery up the street from me where they saw my email on an order and started drawing tubas on the bags. So I saved em for a year and made a collage for them. Which they then hung up and curated like a museum piece. I love em there and they're always happy to see me ❀️

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Noel Murray's avatar Noel Murray @noelmu.bsky.social
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The best thing to happen yesterday (a low bar to clear but still) was a dog named Peanut Butter winning a game of SNES Ken Griffey Baseball in under 30 minutes at the Games Done Quick convention -- in a 12th inning walkoff, no less. (I've cued it, but it starts around 31:10.) youtu.be/m2FZKJ4QBdA...

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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I read once that the New England accent is more representative of the old British accent, and it's just very funny thinking of, like, Pride & Prejudice where everyone talks like JFK.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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This photo's been going around and it made me feel deep feelings. It's already hard enough not to impulse buy those cookies wherever I see them. πŸ˜‚

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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There's a Town of Pound in Wisconsin that always makes me chuckle.

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C h r i s n a's avatar C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social
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Looking for cool bars to check out in western Michigan. Everything is looking like a sterile brewery taproom. Googling "punk bar" is no help so I need to think of new code words. Might have to read yelp reviews to find something like "Bartender was obviously selling cocaine."

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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If you see this, post a bird

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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At least you have coalition government that doesn't just concede principles to keep the opposition from power. 😩

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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"Laying of hands," hell yeah, paladin warrior, heal me.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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Meanwhile, I live in a place that had 0 bald eagles and very few wind farms at the time of that tweet, and now has many, many wind farms and an absolute shit ton of bald eagles. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ (Not that he or any of his weedling sycophants live in any kind of observed reality.)

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Matt Novak's avatar Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
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The reason the media couldn't really cover this lawsuit extensively is because she dropped her lawsuit on November 4, 2016, just four days before the election, and her real name was never revealed. She had received death threats, according to her lawyer, despite never being named publicly.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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I'm sorry, Patrick Bertoletti, but your name isn't nearly as fun to say as Kobayashi or Joey Chestnut, so don't expect anyone to care tomorrow what you did to your GI tract today.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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Damn, I didn't even realize it was a curated site. I've definitely sourced (and properly attributed, according to the license) and used music from there before, but probably wouldn't have if I knew that's how it was over there.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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Lmfao, this is like if SI hired DeuceSluice, except that guy actually made a decent point here and there.

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Milwaukee's DrAwkward 's avatar Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social
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The fact that the British are about to have a better 4th of July politically than America is objectively funny no matter how you look at it

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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Dick Bong, America's Ace of Aces πŸ˜…

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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Two of my dogs are mostly OK with it, but the ol' boy more than makes up for it by being a frazzled bundle of nerves. 😩 Thankfully we're far away enough from the lakefront, where there are fireworks every weekend from late spring through fall, lol. Just have to deal with the neighborhood yahoos.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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I think she was asleep for a second when I posted that, lol.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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Reminds me of something

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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Second time this series the home plate ump forgot the count. πŸ˜‚

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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Oh, she moved, good. πŸ˜‚

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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I think that lady in the front row behind home plate is dead. 😬

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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If Rea's stayed in for Toglia and Jones, I don't think we're going to see him. Or else I'll be very confused. πŸ˜…

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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Oh, I'm not saying they're not around. Just how bizarre a choice it is to make.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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I just mentally flag them as feds. πŸ˜‚

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M.P. Broache's avatar M.P. Broache @mpbroache.bsky.social
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β€œPolitics would be interesting again,” no politics should not be interesting, normal people should not have to invest time and energy into saving democracy because our institutions are collapsing, give me boring, mundane politics any day

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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The chance to assassinate the UN.

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bakoon's avatar bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social
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if they have the joker in another batman flick they should do his face up like this. give him a foot long chin. make him the ambassador to iran again too

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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A "pro-Russia leftist" is a very bizarre thing to be in 2024 if you haven't just woken up from a 60-year coma.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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Doesn't have to be approved by congress to be a running mate, though. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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James B. Jones's avatar James B. Jones @jamesbjones.bsky.social
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BTW while we were understandably distressed about the Supreme Court and Joe Biden’s situation, a bunch of new Epstein documents dropped, one of which revealed that Trump did shit with twelve-year-olds.

Seems like that should be a bigger deal.

Page 3: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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Bethany Albertson's avatar Bethany Albertson @albertsonb2.bsky.social
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Either the Democrats will run Biden, or he'll say he can't continue the campaign and Democrats will run Harris. Either is newsworthy, but neither is nearly as radical as running a pro-insurrection convicted felon with legal immunity he's eager to use.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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Pretty sure we were at UWM around the same time.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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Believe me, I wish he'd have been a much more vocal presence in the national conversation for the last 8 years.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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On the other hand, with what they had to put up with in office (on top of the normal bullshit you get heaped with as president and first lady), I don't blame them for taking a step back.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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Yeah, I've never seen anyone at Costco weirded out by the whole frozen goats they way they would if it was whole frozen St. Bernard. πŸ˜…

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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They just come straight out and say it and nobody listens

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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Mobius Strip Earth

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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Well she's definitely not grounded in any kind of reality that I'm familiar with, so she's not lying.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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It's not a horse race. It's not politics as usual. It's the most direct attack on the sovereignty of the American people since u-boats crept up the Atlantic shoreline.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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Hm, yeah, those comments are about as far from a denial as you can get without straight-up saying, "Yeah, so what?"

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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We're all boiling in the same pot.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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And we (Millennials) were held out and held back so long we'll never be able to afford to retire, so we're naturally only going to continue to make it worse for everyone coming up behind.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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It's the only egalitarian institution we have left.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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Well, at least you're persistent.

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