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I like Big Data and I cannot lie. Designer of expensive systems that run in the cloud

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Why is that the story though? It's almost like people are making a conscious decision to make that the story

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Biden has had a stutter his whole life, these people are such assholes

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The fact they're simultaneously running don't vote campaigns and trying to undermine the dem candidate is proof that the moneybags who own these publications are united in realizing their robber baron days are drawing to a close under a guy who is the most pro labour president of the 21st century

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It's only "stuff" if it's grown in the Stuff region of France

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Tech bros inventing religion but worse is the least surprising thing ever

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Sunny Day Real Estate is gold standard for Emo bands. A band needs to be at least 75% as sad as the to qualify as Emo

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You're really putting my meme folder to work tonight

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well I’m glad I don’t have to call Elizabeth Warren as my rep to yell at her about calling for expanding the court

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No Tall Mass holes. Seriously most of those guys are like 5'7

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Let people know that Math is a social construct and watch the smoke come out of their ears

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Same here, kid 2 woke up at 4am and made sure everyone was as miserable as him

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the gap between house cats and feral cats isn't exactly big to begin with

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This is a huge digression but when you manage systems at scale, "cattle, not pets" is a mantra used when discussing naming schemes. At a certain point you need servers to be 100% replacable and if you give them unique names they end up sticking around when they shouldn't.

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Yeah, I guess "good enough to justify the risks and costs" is more accurate

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I guessing predator meat doesn't taste that good, otherwise you'd see more bougie places selling wolf burgers or whatever

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Look, if tarring and feathering was good enough for our founding fathers, I don't see why we can't bring that back

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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The Epstein grand jury records that were unsealed today contain some entirely unsurprising revelations

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It was supposed to be on my birthday so I'm feeling a bit let down

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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter 's avatar The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter @swolecialism.bsky.social
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for real, stop hanging out at the nazi csam bar, it does bad things to your brain

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I haven't had any internet for the past day, did I miss anything important?

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Racists regularly vote for policies that hurt themselves as long as they hurt brown people more

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Pull the lever halfway and let the trolley derail

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Who doesn't love a Lil 4pm power nap?

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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈's avatar Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social
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BREAKING: Supreme Court rules 6-3 that the next edition of Dungeons and Dragons must restore THAC0

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If you have room for dessert, we're serving the color purple

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I chime in with "haven't you people ever heard of touching some god damn grass"

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real travesty that so many incredibly smart, knowledgeable journalists have been forced to leave the industry entirely, while a small contingent of gibbering Ivy League chucklefucks get paid tons of money by legacy media to translate their own farts into the written word

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Somehow the bloodthirsty killer gangs in the city who kill thousands of people a day never factor into this conversation

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Those arms deserve their own separate credit

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have you tried any kinds of air purifiers?

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There's no way Bluesky was more traumatizing than twitch chat

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Even the coup did better against Bolivia's defense?

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Is it a respiratory problem or a contact problem, or both?

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Start drinking now and don't stop until it's over

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It would litterally be the most good for humanity Silicone Valley money has done in decades

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Ok, who wants to help me found a company where we take all of the most horrific ideas in Sci Fi, pitch them to VCs, and then give all the money we get in funding to poor people?

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Gooe just added "audio emoji" to their phone app. I haven't tried them yet but I can only assume it's at least as dumb as it seems. And here I thought all the idiots were too busy shitting up everything with AI to bother with dumb non-AI ideas

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Has someone created a Poster's Madness Starter Pack yet?

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Faine, are you trying to pass off John the Baptist as Jesus again?

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You'd need a thread dump of the process to be sure. There's any number of places it could get stuck

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