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Seth Masket

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Bill Clinton must feel like a real schmuck for doing that plea bargain

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Fruity Life 's avatar Fruity Life @humble-me.bsky.social
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Indeed

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Patrick Maroney's avatar Patrick Maroney @patrickmaroney.bsky.social
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And Nixon is rolling in his grave. His ghosts can be heard “oh well then, I want my presidency back”

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Danny Shayman + 🦖's avatar Danny Shayman + 🦖 @dshayman.bsky.social
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He should make sure Biden gets a gratuity in exchange for a pardon. Or just a straight up bribe and have the bribe pardoned as part of the bribe.

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RonK, Seattle's avatar RonK, Seattle @cogenteur.bsky.social
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Give Clinton back his law license, and appoint him "Special Prosecutor At-Large".

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Quinn's avatar Quinn @quinnzwirble.bsky.social
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A president telling an intern what to would could feasibly fall under “official conduct”

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Bouba O'Kiki's avatar Bouba O'Kiki @bleary.bsky.social
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Was it an official blowjob though?

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ricky cilantro's avatar ricky cilantro @rickycilantro.bsky.social
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in hindsight he really should’ve killed Ken Starr when he had the chance

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JP's avatar JP @insfl.bsky.social
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He should have just flipped off Ken Starr. He should have done that anyway.

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Doug Backer's avatar Doug Backer @dougbacker.bsky.social
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Ha! Thanks for the humor when needed.

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Paul Barrett's avatar Paul Barrett @pwbarrett.bsky.social
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No no no, these new rules only apply to Republicans

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Torr Leonard 🧵's avatar Torr Leonard 🧵 @torrleonard.bsky.social
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(He still should have resigned though.)

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Al G Rhythm's avatar Al G Rhythm @algrhythm.bsky.social
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Poor ol' Nixon, amirite?

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Geoff Johnson's avatar Geoff Johnson @geoffthejohnson.bsky.social
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Clinton petitioning to have that expunged or something would be kinda perfect (which is to say awful) for this moment so maybe he’ll do that.

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You always do what's best for you. I wonder if stinky tRUMP is counting his days until Seal team 6 makes him a neighborly visit.

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Beardie Fett's avatar Beardie Fett @beardiefett.bsky.social
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He should've done the Dick Cheney defense: "So?"

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Wandering White Shark, PhD  (he/him, still pagan)'s avatar Wandering White Shark, PhD (he/him, still pagan) @drseapearl.bsky.social
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I hope he feels like a real schmuck for abandoning traditional Democratic principles. At least he got a blow job out of the deal. The rest of us just got blown.

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Craig's avatar Craig @cpoche.bsky.social
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I wonder if Gore ever lies awake thinking that she should have called up the chairman of the Joint Chiefs

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