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ricky cilantro

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est. 1983. TTRPGs, video games, leftish politics, comedy. more recent hobbies: photography and retro PCs. sometimes i write about things and stuff

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ADAGD even royalists

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Over at the Bad Place, I made a tradition of posting Douglass' "What, To The Slave, Is The Fourth of July," and I intend to carry on that tradition here. Since most versions you read in classes or in textbooks have parts omitted, the link below has the full text of the speech.

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great lens I bought an SSC 24/2.8 with coating separation on the rear element for $10 at my local shop and I need to find a spares/repairs to get it up and running

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never forget the usa today ā€œheatwaveā€ infographic

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the only rational response to seeing this dude in public is to immediately find the nearest trash can and shove him in it

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July 4th 2020 I told my dog Biden was gonna win the election and he cried and said ā€œWoofkanda Foreverā€

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since I donā€™t really feel like celebrating America per se, I will at least celebrate that England sucks shit

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The stranger who knocked my door seeking shelter offered naught but a grunt of thanks till, over stew, announcing the sound of rats in my granary! Anon, I rushed out but saw the grain intact, whereupon returning found the shape of a devilish penis pressed into my bowl of custard. Strange magicsā€¦

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Thomas Jeffersonā€™s head would explode when you showed him Obamaā€™s official portrait

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heā€™d be taking out predatory loans to get money for more OnlyFans subs

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lol 666 is even in the fuckerā€™s address lmao

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this is a significant part of the philosophical reasoning in favor of a representative as opposed to a direct democracy even if you put major issues to a direct plebiscite, someoneā€™s gotta put the fucking thing together someoneā€™s gotta build roads and deliver the mail

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joseph robinette biden has lost the mandate of heaven I did it I invented a new kind of internet joke *holds finger to earbud* I have terrible news

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and Iā€™ve only paid $10 per license lol I just wait for it to go on sale I have two steam accounts now bc of this my wife is gonna do an intervention I know it

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much of that is me leaving the frontier installer on but yeah, itā€™s easily my biggest time sink I have 3 accts bc you only get one commander per acct and itā€™s so grind intensive. Iā€™ve got my trader, working on a PvE combat pilot, and Iā€™m gonna start a ā€œleave the bubble and never come backā€ explorer

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bro you gotta stop doing that! Elite Dangerous is $10 on steam if you need a new addiction to keep you occupied

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as a politics knower I think the democrats should simply do the thing that makes it easiest to win, but also aligns with both all my prior posts and all my most panicked recent posts. this is very simple and obvious.

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if theyā€™re gonna replace Biden theyā€™d better shit or get off the pot

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sea cucumbers are the work horses of the ocean

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if i still taught college IR I would play this clip as the entire chapter for Soft Power then move on

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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.

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it also usually means ā€œfor legal reasons we canā€™t say weā€™ll only pay you based on how much money you move into the firm but thatā€™s pretty much itā€

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in my experience that means: ā€œitā€™s 100% subjective and weā€™ll never pay you what youā€™re worthā€

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Iā€™ve thought it was cringe when people post the declaration on social media. this year feels uh, different for some reason, not sure why. technically Iā€™m a day early (or late, depending) on posting this.

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a new research paper from Morgoth Inc. says the Torment Nexus could ā€œtorment a significant number of people, especially those caught within its nexusā€ and in many cases, is already doing that.

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itā€™s a good thing gazing at onesā€™ own navel doesnā€™t carry the same consequences staring at an eclipse well, not literally, at any rate

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just ask anyone who played Another Metroid 2 Remake

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nothing will convince me to never give your game a try like marketing it as a soulslike Iā€™m not interested in a game making me so angry Iā€™m worried Iā€™ll stroke out just so I get an endorphin rush when I beat the boss physiologically-speaking, I get the same results from sex and w/o the frustration

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the LotR posting will continue until morale improves

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rolling out this gem again

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so this isnā€™t strictly true I prefer the first 5-7 levels of D&D always have, going back to 2nd edition but Iā€™ve wanted to run a Theros campaign since that book came out. feels like a level 5-15 in that setting would be awesome basically treat it like an Expert tru Immortals BECMI campaign

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court reform and reproductive rights reproductive rights and court reform court reform and reproductive rights reproductive rights and court reform

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