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He should play the floor piano with bouncy balls. He should take requests too.
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A kinder, gentler poster.
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Local Oaf
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He should play the floor piano with bouncy balls. He should take requests too.
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Like, I'm sorry a bunch of college bros quoted this movie into oblivion but it also happens to be one of the funniest films in the last few decades.
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Another L for the Discover tab tonight. Where do they find such joyless people?
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The Dreamcast was a gift from God that we rejected. The enemy of my enemy is not my friend.
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I did not inherit my Mexican father's complexion so yes, quite.
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She's electable if you vote for her!
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Oh no, I inherited an F150 from my FIL. It's lifted and has the loud exhaust much to my (and my neighbor's chagrine). Not really my style but I'm not interested in shopping for a different vehicle. I only drive it a few times a month for hauling trash or towing a camper.
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Throwing my hands up in befuddlement when the mods warn me for using a gendered slur.
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I was just choosing between these two Torani syrup flavors this morning with a similar internal monolog.
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This was me yesterday.
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Amy A
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they should invent a front facing camera that doesn’t hurt your feelings
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Why though? The ratio of scammers and shit heads has always been on a knife's edge, even in its prime. It's "Oops, All Scumbags!" thanks to his efforts.
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They never go inside my house. They just like to hang out there at night.
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When we first moved into our house, I looked outside one night to see a group of kids standing across the street, staring and pointing. I went outside and said, "Hey guys, what's up?". They said, "Your house has bats." Sure enough, there was about a dozen bats flying in and out of the porch cover.
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Sorry, I can still smell the fireworks from the 4th of July. I will not be respecting Mr. Prime Keith.
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The poor bats are losing their damn minds around my house. Praying for them tonight.
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Fred Trump lived to 93. How many of us are so confident we got another 15 years in us?
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I've dropped 6 pounds in two weeks. I got my appetite up to about two small meals a day.
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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy
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the conservative theory of law in one headline
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Cats of Yore
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I would also add that you should not leave your cat alone in the home with screened windows open. I have heard way too many stories about terrified cats busting or clawing through screens and getting lost while experiencing fireworks distress. If you must leave them make sure they are secure!
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We were told he was the only candidate who could beat Trump despite the fact that Trump was losing to a generic Democrat in the polls back in 2018.
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Joshua Erlich
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“Are you still a believer in America? Because at seven, it’s marginal, right?”