Pavel's avatar

Pavel

@spavel.bsky.social

Chartreuse monks of France: we will distill the world's finest herbal liqueur Trappist monks of Belgium: we will brew the world's greatest beer Benedictine monks of England: we came up with a juice that makes you explode

16 replies 44 reposts 192 likes


dog dad afternoon's avatar dog dad afternoon @iadria.bsky.social
[ View ]

literally more caffeine than the monster energy drink I had for breakfast, in a smaller container. this rules, I want to drink four of them and then fight god

1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez"'s avatar "Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social
[ View ]

Especially funny because the Benedictine monks of France also made a fantastic herbal liqueur. The lesson, as always: the British isles are a perverted place

0 replies 0 reposts 10 likes


Robert Daniel Pickard's avatar Robert Daniel Pickard @notpickard.bsky.social
[ View ]

a Madrid mountain monk tipple

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chris Dawe's avatar Chris Dawe @ctdawe.bsky.social
[ View ]

So it’s an Old World Four Loko.

0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes


Greg Markwardt's avatar Greg Markwardt @gregmarkwardt.bsky.social
[ View ]

It's quite an experience. Think they banned it in Glasgow because it led to street drunks being "very drunk and very wired".

1 replies 0 reposts 4 likes


girl with the Jean Seberg hair's avatar girl with the Jean Seberg hair @diyanddragons.bsky.social
[ View ]

truly the original Lemonade That Kills You

0 replies 0 reposts 8 likes


Maura Hubbell's avatar Maura Hubbell @sistawendy.bsky.social
[ View ]

God bless England.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Rhys Kaminski-Jones's avatar Rhys Kaminski-Jones @rhyskamjones.bsky.social
[ View ]

To be fair, I think only some of them were chugging it at raves

1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Grudging Signup's avatar Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social
[ View ]

Officially the monks deplore its use as maniac juice and say it's meant to be drunk in small amounts as a tonic wine But they still make it, so 🤷‍♂️

1 replies 0 reposts 11 likes


Allie, black Cat's avatar Allie, black Cat @ofvick.bsky.social
[ View ]

This is why Henry VIII suppressed the monasteries

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Derryl Murphy 's avatar Derryl Murphy @derrylm.bsky.social
[ View ]

I initially read the label as "toxic" wine.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Sam-I-Am (they/any)'s avatar Sam-I-Am (they/any) @sam.beleriand.social
[ View ]

When I was about 10 we went on a family holiday in the area, and visited the Abbey. Lovely place. Anyway long story short my parents bought a bottle and even let me drink a small glass, because 1970s. Yeah.

0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes


Ian Ames's avatar Ian Ames @ames.world
[ View ]

Just up the road from me!

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Otiz Ranchez's avatar Otiz Ranchez @otizranchez.bsky.social
[ View ]

DevonLoko

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Jordan's avatar Jordan @cocktailchem.bsky.social
[ View ]

That's Fight Wine.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Alastair Somerville's avatar Alastair Somerville @acuitydesign.bsky.social
[ View ]

Tho, due to WW1, Chartreuse ended up being in heavy demand for years in Bolton, UK. Tommies from that area (regiments organised on regional basis) got used to drinking it with boiling water and took the habit home.

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes