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Otiz Ranchez@otizranchez.bsky.social |
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Rome Braves
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Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis
@jeffjarvis.bsky.social
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"I've seen it from the press." That was @JoeBiden speaking truth about where this attack is coming from. It's not coming from the voters, from the public, but from the privileged press.
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Tom Scocca
@tomscocca.bsky.social
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"Executive Time" fell out of the coverage of Donald Trump in the most incredible way. Nobody writing about his quest to become president again ever mentions the fact that he hated the job when he had it and he couldn't and wouldn't really do it!
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John Brown stan account
@johnbrownstan.bsky.social
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Never been more apt
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Michael Hobbes
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social
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Sticking with Biden or running Harris would be *far* less risky than dedicating two of the next four months to Democrat infighting, followed by an unprecedented delegate voting process and dubious chances of even getting on the ballot. Knowing this shit is supposed to be these people's job
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Otiz Ranchez
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Lol yeah the case's limiting principle is that if a Dem President does [x], [x] is not an official act.
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Otiz Ranchez
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Plot twist: Dark Brandon is talking about ending the campaign by ordering That One Drone Strike, as permitted by now-binding case law.
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eva 🏳️‍⚧️
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Supreme Court: The president is an untouchable king Trump: i’m going to execute every journalist i’m going do it folks my daughter has a butt that won’t quit they got those big chewy pretzels here $5 get outta here NYT: How To Use The Cass Review to Talk to Your Kids About Their New Summer Camp
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Otiz Ranchez
@otizranchez.bsky.social
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If the Dems had any juice at all, they'd be robo calling every phone in America playing the "Grab them by the pussy" soundbite followed by "I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message"
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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy
@ugarles.bsky.social
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the conservative theory of law in one headline
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Mark Shatraw
@markshatraw.bsky.social
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I think it's 4:2 chugga:choo
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Otiz Ranchez
@otizranchez.bsky.social
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The limiting principle is that if a Dem President takes an action, then it's by definition not in his official capacity.
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Otiz Ranchez
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Brandon could fix this before sundown--acting in his official capacity, no less!
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Michael Tae Sweeney
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Full court press - the Times can make a story last when they want it too, similar to how every conservative - even the "moderates" start rowing in the same direction when theres a supreme court confirmation fight.
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Grudgie the Whale
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Trump stealing top secrets and literally showing them to randos AND MEETING WITH THE SAUDIS with them in his possession haven’t generated 1% the ink of the remote possibility of any of that happening
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Otiz Ranchez
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Still sometimes bust out the all-Dura-Ace CAAD 5 that I bought off a guy for $500 in 2007.
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Otiz Ranchez
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Georgia
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Otiz Ranchez
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Dawg have you never heard that the devil is in fact beating his wife each time this happens
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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy
@ugarles.bsky.social
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if people were more comfortable admitting that they don't know what resonates they would talk in the third person much less. the reason the defense of Biden generally isn't about his merits is because the call for his removal also isn't about the merits.
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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter
@swolecialism.bsky.social
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the trump campaign has hired Charlie Kirk's companies, on a for-profit basis, to run their GOTV efforts. turning point's GOTV efforts have lost all three of the state elections they worked on previously, and they've never worked a national one
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
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trump faces sentencing in less than two weeks, and while he may not get jail time, he might get home confinement — whatever it is, he's extremely unlikely to get *nothing* on more than three dozen felony counts, and every time "convicted felon" comes up, his support drops with independents
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Michael
@fleerultra.bsky.social
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i think "jill stein voters agree, joe biden stepping down is the electorally smart move" should probably end the debate entirely
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Otiz Ranchez
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How are people still seriously considering doing this
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b-boy bouiebaisse
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I really think an open convention is an unacceptable risk and undermines the message of “I’m doing this to defend the Constitution.”
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Bruno J. Navarro
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For the good of the country, Donald Trump should drop out the 2024 presidential race.
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Otiz Ranchez
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DevonLoko
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Max Kennerly
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Exactly. There's so much to work with, and Biden should just say it. "Hey Donald, remember when you raped someone then lied about her, a jury awarded a hundred million against you, then you lied about her again, and a jury awarded another hundred million against you? You're scum. You're trash."
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Otiz Ranchez
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Says right there on my business card, "Chart Analyst". You got charts? I'll look at em. I'll tell you stuff about em.
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Otiz Ranchez
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Lol what fucking "chart analyst" did they use
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Otiz Ranchez
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Sleeveless Pat McAfee guffawing on the side of the stage. Only on ESPN2 though.
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Michael Kaplan
@differance.bsky.social
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We have 9 Supreme Court justices because in 1869 there were 9 circuit courts. Today there are 13 circuit courts. So…
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Otiz Ranchez
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[Whipping out my phone to make a 3 second viral video about how I don't use my phone]
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Otiz Ranchez
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[Bret Stephens emailing my provost after I holler at him for tracking dog shit onto my carpet]
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Otiz Ranchez
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N: Calgary S: Honolulu E: London W: Dali, Yunnan
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Otiz Ranchez
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Gaming out the post-retirement here and it absolutely involves Martha taking up arms with the Bundys.
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Otiz Ranchez
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Great in Backdraft!
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Otiz Ranchez
@otizranchez.bsky.social
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You know I keep it đź’Ż
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Otiz Ranchez
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My God, the implications for two events at a high school regional swim meet. O tempora, o mores!
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Micah
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also in most cases the number of trans kids playing high school sports in a given state is single digits entire moral panics centered around attacking one kid
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Otiz Ranchez
@otizranchez.bsky.social
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"The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world."
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chatham harrison is tending a new garden
@chathamharrison.bsky.social
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Trump is both an actual coward & has been preoccupied with nuclear war all his life. He's still not a useful dove—his danger comes from his stupid negligence rather than his belligerence—but I strongly believe a major reason he's friendly to Putin is that he genuinely fears conflict with Russia
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Otiz Ranchez
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Hawley, Cotton, Ted et al for sure down to invade Iran in February 2029.
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Otiz Ranchez
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I think any non-Trump R would put that risk right back on today. Not sure why, but Trump doesn't seem that interested. I know I know he did plenty of shit, but honestly, Haley, DeSantis, Jeb, any of those clowns playing the same hand in 2017 would have found a way to invade.
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Micah
@rincewind.run
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Biden putting his political life on the line for a man who hates him and wants him to lose the election is one of the most baffling and infuriating decisions I have ever seen tell him and his genocidal military to go fuck themselves
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Otiz Ranchez
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If this article doesn't start with "maybe stop doing tax avoidance", I dunno what to say.
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Otiz Ranchez
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You could print this skeet on a banner and make it the official flag of Houston.
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Otiz Ranchez
@otizranchez.bsky.social
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Can you imagine standing at self-checkout watching this mf put the piece of wood in the bag
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Otiz Ranchez
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More and more people are saying "Boil your milk!"
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Nails Nathan
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““Life in the tent is like hell. “We do not know what to do, whether to stay inside or go outside … The high temperatures are unbearable,” she said. “Children suffer from skin diseases as a result of excessive heat and sweat, and the lack of water for bathing.””
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Jim
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Otiz Ranchez
@otizranchez.bsky.social
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[Waiting for it to download the new magnet song frequency for Quaaludes] "Hell yeah, fellas. Science rules."
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