Dean of Underwater Fire Safety

@stablegenius.bsky.social

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Former flag football 2nd string linebacker

Dean of Underwater Fire Safety @stablegenius.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

YouTube premium took away my ad rage. 🙃

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:32 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

Wish I could be there. Love the show!

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

…and the Funky Bunch

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

I wonder if he’ll recuse himself.

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:52 UTC

Emotional Support Historian 🥹

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

@dly.bsky.social Penises are indeed having a moment

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:32 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:28 UTC

Adorbs

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

Ouch

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Dean of Underwater Fire Safety @stablegenius.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

Hooray for penises!

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:46 UTC

Someone get Adam & Eve on the phone pronto!

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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:20 UTC

Vote for the slightly older guy, not the crook. It’s important.

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Dean of Underwater Fire Safety @stablegenius.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

Fascism Light

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:58 UTC

Better yet, did he use the batDAD voice?

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

The movie Convoy was a big lie! 😫

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

Very Quixotic

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

#FTF

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:32 UTC

Bring me a mocha iced cap

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Dean of Underwater Fire Safety @stablegenius.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

Tom Clancy’s Ridiculous October

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Dean of Underwater Fire Safety @stablegenius.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

Done

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:46 UTC

🤔

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

Please end our misery

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:06 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:02 UTC

Leos rock!

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[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:28 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:21 UTC

Dare I dream

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:01 UTC

“Mom, tell me about 2024.” Well, honey, people were concerned about a man’s age so we let Nazis take over.

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Dean of Underwater Fire Safety @stablegenius.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:49 UTC

Lefty:

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[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:54 UTC

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

It… It was me. I gave myself belly button lint. 😔

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:29 UTC

I was recently gifted belly button lint.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 18:20 UTC

Corruption Guys rule corruption good.

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Dean of Underwater Fire Safety @stablegenius.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

Yep, it was me.

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[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

Can’t go wrong with Ryan Reynolds

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[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 12:03 UTC

Good morning Skeeters! 🌞

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[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 13:34 UTC

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[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 03:28 UTC

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[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

Winner Winner

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[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 03:06 UTC

I……cannot

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[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

Pew pew

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[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

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[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:05 UTC

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[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

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[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 17:24 UTC

How I am dressing for the Bluesky 4th party.

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[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:37 UTC

This is why I don’t go out as much as I used to.

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[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:31 UTC

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[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

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