I was told no liberal was a big enough asshole to go around and call themselves a stable genius. I'm here to be the asshole I want to see in the world.
I block people who are rude. Act civil.
Yes.
And the people who are celebrating Trump's debate performance are celebrating the fact that he got away with lying on CNN without being fact checked.
It's a problem that people are ok with lies and celebrate liars.
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The people who are celebrating Trump's debate performance are celebrating the fact that he got away with lying on CNN without being fact checked.
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Let he among us who has never falsified business records to hide hush money payments illegally made from campaign funds and fraudulently labeled as legal expenses that were made to a porn star with the purpose of deceiving voters-throw the first stone.
#GuiltyDonny #PoliticalHumor
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The correct way to deal with these weirdos is to have a packed crowd be totally silent and unresponsive to them. No heckling. No chants of Beetlejuice. Just a grey wall.
And if a few people do cheer, those isolated cheers will just come off as sad.
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That wasn’t the sign of the cross. It was clearly Rep. Boebert signaling to Rep. Greene that it was safe to steal 2nd base.
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The 1868 Impeachment of President Johnson listed the president’s disgraceful swing and tendency for chunking his shots as reasons he should be removed from office.
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One little know fact about the US Constitution is that Article II Section V lists "Golfing" as one of the duties of the President and requires the president to notify congress of any changes in his handicap.
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My only question for Stormy Daniels would be "Ms Daniels, Trump or Bear?" with a reminder that she is still under oath.
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I think Jerry Seinfeld is one of the all time great stand up comedians but he can't do a campus comedy tour for the same reason I can't. None of the kids know who we are and none of them will find of comedy relatable. It has nothing to do with cancel culture or political correctness.
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Or is presidential immunity limited to crimes that exclusively benefit the president’s finances?
Asking for a friend.
#DarkBrandon
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If President Biden walked over to treasury with a gun and robbed Sec. Yellen of One Trillion Dollars in cash that he then used to pay off everyone's student loans, medical debt and payday loans-would he have absolute immunity?
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"Manhattan Woman Disqualified From Jury After Revealing Negative Opinion of Trump"
Andy Borowitz is a national treasure.
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Posting a link to "Foreign Ownership Rules and Policies for Common Carrier, Aeronautical En Route and Aeronautical Fixed Radio Station Licensees" for the crazy person who made a big deal over my misuse of the phrase "media company" when it should have been "broadcast company"
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It is a completely reasonable assumption that any mention of media or broadcast be done only by people who have read Section 310 of the Communications Act of 1934 and that any misuse of language turn into an comically entertaining argument.
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My point is that the rules/laws/etc were modified/waived/changes for a foreign company but here you are, responding over and over again that something, somehow contradicts my point?
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Someone said "media companies" when the law very specifically said "broadcast" and this is a very important point that I need to make and WIN, for some reason.
Yep, I look bad here.
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My point that he was given exceptions has nothing to do with anyone else being given an exception.
That he owned other media, again, has nothing to do with Republicans giving him an exception. Which did happen.
Maybe put the goal posts down before you trip and hurt yourself.
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Well, they only bent the rules for BROADCAST where there was such a rule and not in those places there was no rule?
In what way does that negates my point that the GOP BENT THE RULES FOR Murdoch?
Can't YOU read?
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This is from 1995
"The Federal Communications Commission is about to give Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation an exemption from the commission's foreign ownership restrictions"
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The first reporter to ask Trump to list the birthdays of any of his kids should get a Pulitzer prize.
#TrumpTrial #GuiltyDonny
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The platform formerly known as Twitter used to be an important resource during major news events. Now it’s a place where conspiracy theorists and racists compete for attention. Even if you’re still on “X,” you can take action to collectively address its hateful and
dangerous direction: xlast.org
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NBC should put out a press release saying they stand with the RNC's decision to fire Ronna McDaniel and have agreed to follow the RNC's example.
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No one should have ever trusted Elmo on speech.
You can believe in free speech or you can believe that money is speech. You can not believe in both because they are literal opposites.
Elmo has always been on the money is speech side.
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It's amazing how often this definition of conservatism explains what would normally be a contradiction.
She's in the "white" and "connected" in groups so the law exists to protect her but not bind her.
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when the edible hits
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Wed March 25, 2020
Trump says Dem governors who haven't been nice enough to him should get no help from the feds. “I want them to be appreciative,” Trump said.
He said he told Mike Pence not to return calls from governors who haven’t shown due deference: "They don’t treat you right, I don’t call."
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People don’t get it. I’m not putting my life on the line for micky mouse. I’m putting it on the line for the guys next to me…
*takes a drag from a cig*
It’s a small fucking world after all…
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Gavin Newsom.
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This is what would have happened to the Barbies if their plan to retake Barbieland from the Kens had failed.
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She looks like what would happen to the Barbies if their plan to retake Barbieworld from the Ken's had failed.
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You can be the party of the working class of you can be the party of millionaires buying themselves a seat in the senate. You can not be both because they are literal opposites.
#Oligarchy
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It's frustrating listening to family members praise Trump for "the good economy" while being unable to name any way their standard of living changed even on tiny bit in the past few years.
What can't you afford? What can't you get any more?
They have no response but thought killing cliches.
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Trump is much worse off now than four years ago.
Four years ago, he could fire the people investigating him. He could send out checks using public money with his name on it. He could pardon his goons to buy loyalty and silence.
Now he is being held responsible for his actions.
#GuiltyDonny
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This is my favorite take on broke Donny.
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I'd describe it as gooficracy
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This is how a faustian bargain always end. The devil gives you everything you asked for and you are worse off for it.
#USPol #RudyGiuliani
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Can we pause the “TikTok is controlled by foreigners” discussion just long enough to have a “Fox News is controlled by foreigners” discussion?
The GOP literally wrote a law that allowed Murdoch to own media companies in the US without being a citizen.
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This is the Jon Stewart I remember.
A brilliant take down of the GOP’s performative patriotism, starting at the 4 minute mark.
#TheDailyShow #JonStewart #USPol
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If you want to know Trump's plans for the RNC, this clip from Goodfella's explains everything you need to know.
#USPol #GuiltyDonny #RNC
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPtj...
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Nothing. It's quite good actually.
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A thought: the whole Biden-is-too-old thing was kind of a bubble, in the sense that people were buying it mainly because other people were buying it.
Did Biden just burst that bubble?
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Joe Biden speak like an old guy. But the kind of old guy who still does the New York Times crossword every day. In pen.
#SOTU2024
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"There is this focus on Biden's gaffes or other things that are well within the normal limits of aging. By comparison, Trump appears to be showing gross signs of dementia. This is a tale of two brains. Biden's brain is aging. Trump's brain is dementing."
This is a must read.
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One thing Elon and Donald have in common, besides the racism and sexual predator stuff, is that their latest projects -- Cybertruck and the gold clown shoes -- make the most sense as pranks on their biggest fans.
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Kyrsten Sinema to spend more time obstructing her family.
#KyrstenSinema #USPol #PoliticalHumor
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Back in high school wrestling I used up joke about rooting for the mat when two people I disliked were wrestling.
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A chunk of Republican primary and caucus voters say they wouldn't vote for Trump, here's why that's bad news from Joe Biden.
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Yet none of them were cool enough to become a spacing guild navigator or bene gesserit witch or just ride a giant worm.
What a waste of perfectly good drugs.
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