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TheeBoneDaddy

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Rest assured I may wander in whatever direction the rabbit hole might lead. Please don't stop me! ðŸ•ģïļ 🐰 US/EST bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaoqkhmty6ie

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Some people do it in an effort to keep "free" pets from being adopted just to be used as bait for fighting dogs. Others do it because they hope getting a shit ton of money for one excellent pup will help pay for the ones they'll never place

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You can tell when you've stuck a sacred cow because it runs away and hides

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I had that shirt

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(my bulge isn't in there?)

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Ah, but is that really so, for mine can burst into full bloom the moment I see you! 😉😋

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In YOU end? Oh!!

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Believe it or not, prescriptions like that happen because medical professionals now work in fear of lawyers and the government, who are holding them hostage to restrictive laws that essentially accuse them of creating addicts. I've wrestled with this through four major surgeries in the last 5 years

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I simply surrendered. To hell with the cold

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ðŸĨģ🎉ðŸĨ‚

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Thoughts and prayers

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I am SO fucking furious that I'm stuck sitting here, AGAIN, held hostage by a "professional" who seems to have no regard whatsoever for scheduling.

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I believe checking yo self before you wreck yourself has fallen out of fashion.

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It's probably from all the nostalgia swirling around in here all the time

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FOOD WARNING: FARM SALMON
from Scandinavia
Unknown viruses are hitting all Scandinavian farm salmon, record deaths up to 17%
EX: sold frozen at IKEA & grocery STORES

UK is safe having higher sanitary inspections
Or purchase fished WILD

www.geo.fr/animaux/norv...!

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Was Mary an emperor? She must be really fucking old!

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Is it really necessary for your rag to keep dragging up this drama incessantly from these two irrelevant shits? Or did trump pay you?

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Bring back cannonizing (shooting assholes out of a cannon)

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People are scared in part because "cancer trauma" is a huge and very profitable companion industry." You have cancer? Oh poor you, let's whip you into a paranoid frenzy so we can "help" you!

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Can you imagine how great a morning could be if Waffle House short order cooks made house calls?

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I discovered my dad had died via a random curious Google, and was kind of annoyed with myself for being even that interested.

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It's as if airport designers have forgotten how to install ventilation

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America might worry though about the in parameters of your wagon

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Coney Island is like if the subway had a beach

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You do realize that you're not really an American if you don't buy a mattress today

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I think about you a lot, but not incessantly. Sometimes thinking about hot fudge.

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ðŸŽķ Life is what's happening to you while you're busy posting shit on your phone ðŸŽķ

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Karen Dalton Beninato ðŸĶ's avatar Karen Dalton Beninato ðŸĶ @kbeninato.bsky.social
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Roses are red Violets are bloomin

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Can you imagine how great a morning could be if Waffle House short order cooks made house calls?

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this is worse than the time the kid in front of me at subway ordered tuna with pepperoni on top

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Remember to take your bald eagle out of the freezer so it can be fully thawed for July 4

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If I slide into your DMs just know I really do hope that someday you'll squeeze that persistent blackhead between my shoulder blades.

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I enjoy imagining I'm an annoying twitch in some corporate middledick's ointment each time I refuse, again, to let them bill me via email rather than the post office.

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Buying a Thundershirt to help with my involuntary abstinence.

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Guaranteeing it's gunshots so a few neighborhood busy bodies end up apoplectic

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