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Not 5 raccoons in a trench coat.

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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They’re not gonna let us drink the cave milk, either, are they?

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You can make literally anyone sound like an idiot if you *accurately* transcribe them. The amount of disfluencies you erase from your memory is astonishing.

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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Gonna tell my kids this is Hitler hiding in Argentina

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PCFclub's avatar PCFclub @pcfclub.bsky.social
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For the people who don’t have time, here’s your Readers Digest version. You’re welcome.

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male to fujo transsexual's avatar male to fujo transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social
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I know it's not really the point, but hey man, a good way to avoid image-destroying sexual misconduct is to not treat your fanbase and subordinate employees like an a la carte hookup app.

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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Sorry. LAST MILE.

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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*monkey’s paw curls and does a titty twister*

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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He’s old and incapable! *a week later* He’s old and incapable and people who can’t contribute to our grand project are inferior! *three weeks later* NYT Opinion: why Joe Manchin having 2% Romani DNA is a problem for America

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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“Last mile infrastructure”

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 Farm Goth 🇵🇸's avatar Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social
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The Neil Gaiman allegations don't surprise me, but what does is the fact that he thought "look, all I did was screw an 18-year-old fan when I was over 60 and also screw my 21-year-old live-in employee on her first day, it wasn't WEIRD or anything. They're both just crazy" would exonerate him.

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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Conveniently, shirts are on sale right now so I got a replacement for my old No Gods No Masters one and also this one. 🥳 🎂

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Sarah Walsh's avatar Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social
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Just watched an absolutely panicked local news segment about lead in baby snacks and it ended with "But will the FDA listen??" ... Yeah probably but the Supreme Court is dismantling the regulatory state, shame you couldn't mention that bit you Sinclair fucks

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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I mean there’s a baculum in there, right?

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Luke’s American Revolution 's avatar Luke’s American Revolution @lfschleusener.bsky.social
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When Trump tweeted out what became the transgender military ban with a 17-minute gap between tweets, I was on the phone with someone on the JCS. During the lag, we debated if we'd feel it if he nuked North Korea.

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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It would be nice if we had alt text on profile images.

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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It would be so god damned funny if the “he must step aside” discourse was from the ground up on the right the way it’s rich idiot down on the left.

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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Famously not petty and grudge holding, Biden.

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Goodbye July 4th profile pic.

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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Instead of risking losing they should choose to definitely lose?

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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“Everyone” == “extremely online leftists and newspaper executives huffing their own farts”

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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Thank you.

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Kevin M. Kruse's avatar Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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I keep hearing people float Gavin Newsom — his ex-wife is Don Jr’s girlfriend, and if you don’t think she’d flood the zone with wild stories about him

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Mollie Wilson O'Reilly's avatar Mollie Wilson O'Reilly @mollieoreilly.bsky.social
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Trump was so resistant to doing the job that he tried to get us to call Mar a-Lago "the Winter White House" to legitimize the fact that he planned to spend most of his time on vacation.

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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OH. I already have a No Gods No Masters shirt, didn’t realize I got it from here. I made some goose art of my own, though yours is better.

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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Then go do that and stop posting about how someone should do it. Just stop posting in general, if you ever do what you’re implying it’ll just be evidence in your trial anyway.

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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You have said not to vote. Insane. I can understand people who say they can’t bring themselves to vote for either candidate for personal reasons but telling everyone else not to bother is actively harmful pro fascist bullshit and you’re a plant or a mark.

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Paul Frazee 💥's avatar Paul Frazee 💥 @pfrazee.com
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we've been pretty clear on this

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☀️ Starshine's avatar ☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social
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If you have a few bucks laying around and enjoy sci-fi or fantasy please subscribe to Clarke's world. Digital is $4 and digital+print is $15

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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Yeah I remember when Bloomberg bought the election and became president. Same with JEB. The richest candidate always wins. Except when they don’t, which is proof that they’re working for them.

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Sounds like you’d be a lot calmer if you stopped talking to people about this then. Really getting yourself worked up over a popular TV show.

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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You mean like Steve Jobs’s infinite black turtleneck collection?

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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Telling people not to vote does more possible harm than any good you think you’ve done elsewhere. LARPer ass bullshit.

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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It’s next to where they invented Swiss triplets.

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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Remember when Trump had “executive time” all morning? Pretty sure Sleepy Joe is already working 4 to 80x as much as Trump actually did.

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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People would stop calling you that if you stopped wasting your time telling them not to do anything. Obviously you don’t practice what you pretend to preach. You’re either a plant or just fantasizing and either way everything you post is worse than useless.

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What is that goose shirt?

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Will “Looking for a job” Smith's avatar Will “Looking for a job” Smith @willsmith.fun
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This is the most fun I’ve had working on something at PC World. I’ve been exploring what you can do with forks of the Steam Deck’s OS. The first one is a look at HoloISO, but there’s more on the way.

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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If elections weren’t a good tool for impeding fascists they wouldn’t try so hard to stop us from having them. It’s probably not sufficient but it is necessary. Stop looking for a single solution, those never work.

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If you don’t think the election is importante then don’t talk about it to anyone.

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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Worst lollipop ever

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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Ugh WTF do people do this it’s not even a good loud explosion it’s just stupid.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen 🏳️‍⚧'s avatar Stone Cold Jane Austen 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social
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Hold up, gonna go buy some necklaces on Etsy. Cuz today is indie pendants day.

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*booing and clapping*

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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More just trying not to get trapped in the wilderness and overestimating the quality of a “trail” out there. Shortcuts were made.

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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Remember how the "retail theft crime wave" disappeared as soon as companies had to do their annual reports? That's because it's illegal to lie to shareholders.

AI is booming (if you're a pleb) but if you have money - Goldman Sachs will be honest with you instead web.archive.org/web/20240629...

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XaiaX ̆̈'s avatar XaiaX ̆̈ @xaiax.net
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My dumb brain after the first sentence: “how would they even know whether she was close enough to fix their motorcycle ????” This is your brain on high altitude exhaustion.

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