The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter

@swolecialism.bsky.social

getting out my good pen and carefully inscribing "murdering your dog" on the increasingly long list of things that are helpful to win a GOP primary but probably unhelpful in a general election

Apr 26, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

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Mark Shore @markshore.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

Donald Trump's well-known unconditional love of dogs means that Noem is definitely off the VP candidate shortlist now.

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@saschavykos.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

Oh no :( What the fuck awful shit have they done now :(

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 15:40 UTC

Ok, ok, but what if killing the dog reminded you that there was also a goat you didn't like and you killed that too? Better or worse?

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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

I feel like they keep forgetting one of the big things that sunk the Romney campaign was the story about him strapping a dog to the roof of his car for a 20-hour road trip. Like we've been down this path already guys, it doesn't worm out well.

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Sir Vrika MacPherson-Wolf, OMS @vrika.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

Blondie was murdered.

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Prestidigitator John 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

wait, context?

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nonsense perpetrator @oranmath.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 16:43 UTC

Honestly, knowing how many Republicans genuinely hate other human beings but go all in for animal welfare, I think it will probably not go over well really anywhere

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