Rufus

BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:28 UTC

are there still any television shows about dads getting hit in the nards by their kids on home videos or nah

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:25 UTC

Cool fireworks Sorry about neighbors calling it in Idiots

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:13 UTC

Seems like Henry was punking dear Liza over that bucket jerk

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:57 UTC

Wha? Naw

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:54 UTC

Shout-out to all the left-handers Y'all different

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:41 UTC

Naked and Afraid Me in the backyard taking a pee Only to get locked out

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:58 UTC

Just had the deepest exhale yet. I truly appreciate all of ya Thank you

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:53 UTC

Update Just got off the phone with Dr. Everything went well Home in the morning I'm going to bed now

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:29 UTC

It's definitely 4:20 here

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:25 UTC

Dang. That is wild

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:23 UTC

I mixed in a few cry spells It still ain't over

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:11 UTC

Oh, Hi Debbie! I'm going through some stuff today. I'll get back to emoji talk tomorrow hopefully. 🙂

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:04 UTC

Sorry I used my reply as a drafts folder. Standing outside I look up and see the Big Dipper and I try to keep my game face on My daughters are watching 16's boyfriend's dad is an ER surgeon where she is. He can't perform but he is watching. In equal disbelief

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:59 UTC

Glad to hear you are without pain. If I learned one thing today. This is not unique. Glad my daughters are aware of what could come later.

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:55 UTC

I'm trying Ash, I'm trying Tranquillisec OTC

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:45 UTC

I so wanna believe Really do

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:44 UTC

Thank you Jennifer That's my wife's name

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:42 UTC

Everyone keeps saying it's going to be fine. This is all fvcking far from fine. I am trying not to go apesh!t

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:40 UTC

🤣🤣

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

Update She was supposed to have her surgery 2 hours ago. (7:15) The hospital had a power outage due to excessive heat. She won't be going into surgery for another hour. (10:15) I have her Father emailing me (thinking he's texting) and the hospital calling me to say this is all fine. FML

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

Thank you Sis

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:21 UTC

Yeah, she's been having me get probiotics and whatnots for weeks. Finally said enough. Posting another update now

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:20 UTC

Needed that

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:18 UTC

Oh gosh 🤣

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

Gosh I hope so. They had a power outage. That does nothing to ease my mind. Record breaking temperatures. 😔🤬

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

Yeah. Routine they said 🤬

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

Had to wait 12 hours for food/drink to pass. Now there is delay because of a power issue. WTF

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

I friggin love my Bsky funny peeps You've kept me laughing all day

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

5'11

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

My nurse Sis just told me about the gas they put inside. My wife doesn't gaf She will let it rip like a dude 🤣

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

I'm the runt of the family. My Father was 350 at one point. My brother is 6'5 275. Very large polynesians. I'm a buck fifty dripping wet. But I eat too many double cheeseburgers and garbage. My wife never lost the baby lbs both times. I want to change with her.

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

Woah I've been getting some great advice today. Everything changes now I have to stop drinking and think about my health. I'm a walking heart attack.

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

Dang. Is this when you went vegan? Because diets are going to change now.

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:32 UTC

We are cleaning house and making frozen pizzas. Taking the dogs for a good walk later. And then I am crashing.

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