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@thislocalhater.bsky.social
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I'm the Richard Simmons of making outdated pop culture references
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺@patnspankme.bsky.social |
2143 followers 2575 following 4617 posts
member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4ihvabuqcsko4cqj2qlvrqux/feed/aaamjf4l67s3s
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@thislocalhater.bsky.social
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I'm the Richard Simmons of making outdated pop culture references
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Hiring a bunch of mob guys to follow me around and say, “OH!” every time I make a cute little joke.
9 replies 21 reposts 58 likes
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LENA WIFE
@nebulena.net
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stone cold sleve mcdichael
2 replies 5 reposts 36 likes
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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[getting pulled over] Cop: lemme see your drafts folder Me: I don’t use a drafts folder Cop: holy fucking shit you’re free to go
3 replies 37 reposts 118 likes
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Staff Chief of Joints
@etrain.bsky.social
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I thought organic farming would involve more spleens and kidneys.
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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Sometimes I’m thinking and then I say you better stop before this scheme gets too far
0 replies 4 reposts 10 likes
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Bliss
@blisskissed.bsky.social
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I believe in the power of a chicken taco.
2 replies 11 reposts 45 likes
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Del the Funky Actuary
@mcnugget.bsky.social
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Can I also raise my glass if I’m wrong in all the wrong ways?
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Rachel
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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My friends are like we haven’t heard from you. I’m like I just talk to people from Blue-sky now, I get all my socializing and conversations in online and don’t have to see people.
2 replies 10 reposts 44 likes
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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find something you'd loathe on today's news menu how about anxiety with a side of dread and is that all or are you interested in specials we've got (see market price) crushing despair it pairs well with nights scared awake did you save room let's box it up you can take it to go
3 replies 25 reposts 38 likes
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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The only dueling I’ll consider is pistols at dawn. *𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦*
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heiðrún
@harpy.party
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i wonder if all animals are as happy as dogs and dogs are just good at expressing it
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Twin Dad
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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Tevye was right. If I were a rich man, I too would ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum. And I would totally biddy biddy bum all day long.
1 replies 3 reposts 14 likes
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Staff Chief of Joints
@etrain.bsky.social
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Gonna up my game and start keeping a combo nose / ear hair trimmer in my work bag.
1 replies 8 reposts 16 likes
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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😂😂😂
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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oh bitch I’d cook for you
4 replies 36 reposts 77 likes
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Ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
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Let’s hideaway no talking just music and happiness
2 replies 14 reposts 26 likes
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Miss Riss
@missriss.bsky.social
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I would like to move somewhere with a yard, as I feel the need to sit, unmoving, in the spray radius of an old school sprinkler for possibly around 16 hours.
2 replies 25 reposts 59 likes
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Seagull Gowron
@salfromcal.bsky.social
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The picture of Dorian Gray, but it's just my mirror.
1 replies 4 reposts 10 likes
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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You can just go into hotels for free breakfast. No ones going to stop you.
2 replies 14 reposts 34 likes
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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+ 5 for unctuous
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🦊 foxy99, a spry 99yr old fox
@foxy99.bsky.social
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I’ve never meant a cream or unctuous ointment I didn’t like.
2 replies 3 reposts 6 likes
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Soren Bowie
@sorenbowie.bsky.social
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The worst part about it being so hot you can fry an egg on the sidewalk is sweating through your chef’s whites and everyone seeing your nipples.
0 replies 1 reposts 14 likes
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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[first date] Me: So what do you do? Her: I sell photos of my feet online. Me: Feet? No thanks. I’m a metric guy.
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Chy Davin
@chydavin.bsky.social
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If someone takes you for granted, it means you're consistent. What's consistently taken for granted has a tendency to disappear.
2 replies 10 reposts 51 likes
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Great Plains Posters' Workshop
@nertlightened.bsky.social
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neither funny, nor serious that's what a clown is
2 replies 2 reposts 7 likes
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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farted at the vape shop today
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Rachel
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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It’s nice technology is taking away the ability for people to own things. No sorry, just pay a monthly fee forever instead, and people are really into it.
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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babe, i'm not cheating ON you i'm cheating WITH you
7 replies 39 reposts 158 likes
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debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
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*materializing from mist to like your post*
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Deeks 🫶
@deeks549.bsky.social
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Quit airing other peoples business. Life is fuckin hard. Go help them or shut the fuck up
8 replies 38 reposts 79 likes
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thee michael whiteshoes
@michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social
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horny on main has been replaced by dueling on main🤺 might be some nerds on this site🤣
3 replies 6 reposts 22 likes
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Valerieblaise
@valerieblaise.bsky.social
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Can I be honest with you guys? I don’t know what I’m doing.
11 replies 16 reposts 75 likes
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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I saw that stuff and was like what the hell for 😂😂😂
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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I just touched your butthole as I was scrolling sorry about that it’s just where my finger landed
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Count Mackula
@countmackula.bsky.social
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If all I am to you people is a piece of meat Then I guess I better go do a few more bicep curls and pullups *flexes forever*
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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it’s so gross
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Bliss
@blisskissed.bsky.social
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An electric screwdriver and a will to live, really.
1 replies 3 reposts 13 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Heckling the flight attendant during the oxygen mask demo
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Bliss
@blisskissed.bsky.social
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Like a rotisserie, you spin me right round baby, right round.
1 replies 7 reposts 21 likes
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And He Joked Again
@andyjokedagain.bsky.social
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Yes, I have worked as a mime. No comment
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Bliss
@blisskissed.bsky.social
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Now don’t be getting all crazy and whatnot.
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Toby
@tobestewart.bsky.social
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I write stupid posts so YOU can understand them
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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Conserve water. Make a friend. Share a urinal.
2 replies 21 reposts 40 likes
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haus of hawktuah
@hausofholes.bsky.social
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can you come over and make me shiny
5 replies 7 reposts 42 likes
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Big DeVito Energy
@mayawest.online
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do we think medusa had little snakes as her bush?
46 replies 35 reposts 255 likes
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pixel pusha τreez
@zoetreez.bsky.social
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go home and girl rot? no no no go home and stream hades until i’m physically enraged by a video game now that sounds more like it!
1 replies 3 reposts 21 likes
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852dude
@852dude.bsky.social
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The annual changing of the reverse osmosis filters day. It's a good day. R/O water is awesome.
2 replies 2 reposts 12 likes
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Lorena Bobbitt, Jr.
@lorenabobbittjr.bsky.social
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They didn’t teach me how to take nudes at Barbizon, and now I’ll never reach my full potential.
1 replies 7 reposts 14 likes
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sid
@sidvicio.us
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is it portfolio day?
1 replies 1 reposts 4 likes