Ash

@ashhull.bsky.social

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Sad clown with a caffeine buzz☕️More ducks less people
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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:39 UTC

It’s right there he wishes them luck. He knows.

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:32 UTC

Thanks 😉❤️

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:05 UTC

🫶

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:04 UTC

Wonderful! ❤️

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:03 UTC

Same. I feel the same way. No stress, quiet, and I love sitting outside at night thinking.

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:57 UTC

Somewhere between insomnia and sleep.

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Stalled Traffic @stalledtraffic.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:52 UTC

Feed me to the algorithm and call me sexy.

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:35 UTC

😂

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:30 UTC

Feel free to mute or block me.

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:27 UTC

It’s okay to cry. I know. But you need to eat okay.

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:24 UTC

I don’t think so. Personally it not negging. Maybe you don’t understand sarcasm

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:13 UTC

You got this! It’s good. He’ll be there watching looking out for her. It’s hard to be the strong one. You’re doing all you can do now being there for your daughters and their there for you as well. ❤️

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:58 UTC

I know. It’s a lot at once. Just hang in there. She’ll get her surgery soon and recover feeling so much better.

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West Coast Toast @westcoasttoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:48 UTC

Zack Ephron and Nicole Kidman's puffed and paralyzed upper lips star with the gorgeous and talented Kathy Bates. "Disfigured" is the new youthful.

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West Coast Toast @westcoasttoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

Parting my back hair just like Moses did.

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:51 UTC

I understand completely. It’s awful. Breathe. 🫶

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RainDro @raindro369.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

Grab some snacks and your axes, we’re having a lumber party

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McFlurry @fleurb75.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:24 UTC

Morning.

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:40 UTC

Oh no. How stressful for all of you. 😞

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Wormhole42 @wormhole42.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:29 UTC

If I was a shapeshifter I would turn into so much dumb shit I'd probably get sick of it.

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Wormhole42 @wormhole42.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:32 UTC

I dunno but it does kinda feel enabling by liking some of you skeets. But it'll be okay.

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Drummy™ @crashtestdrummy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

Sorry I dressed up like a viking and said I wanna pillage your village.

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Drummy™ @crashtestdrummy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

To the AFGHAN To the SHAWL 'til the yarn roll out its ball ALL these stitches fall Aw, skein skein skein - Lil Jon in the retirement home

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 09:42 UTC

hello? i need to report a possible dirty innuendo

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:31 UTC

a daycare for adults where instead of cookies and juice you get Xanax and vodka

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:59 UTC

I cleaned the wax out of my ears for you please respond

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

What do you want me to do actually achieve my goals like some kind of freak?

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

I must admit I chose not to learn how to do a lot of things I thought a robot would be doing for me by this time so thank you for the life lesson, Jetsons

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:16 UTC

I did have two wolves inside of me. But they were kinda cranky so I replaced them with cats I say as I push your coffee off the table.

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:16 UTC

Beautiful

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:14 UTC

I didn’t think about that. 😂

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

Deleting skeets before they have a chance to metastasize

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

Going to see an 80s tribute band called The Spicolis tonight. Is this what being old feels like?

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

You can have high tea with the princes and queens or you can have low tea with the rats and the gnats, these are your only two choices.

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:15 UTC

tucking the grilled cheese into bed

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

that chick in dr. marten boots will *save you, fyi *ruin your life

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Soulful Siren @middlechild.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:15 UTC

Even the cockroaches think it’s too hot.

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Soulful Siren @middlechild.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

Who is going to Minister my loneliness without you. 🥹

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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:07 UTC

Oh pretty 🤩

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Soulful Siren @middlechild.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

For your viewing pleasure.

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The Distinguished Gentleman @sexualjedi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:57 UTC

The great escape!

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ZenCanuck @zencanuck.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

Anyone can do a slowed down cover of a fast song. Gimme a ska cover of I will Always Love You

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mike☺︎ @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

When I say "Like a year ago," I mean 2019

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

Where are all these ‘I can fix him’ women one hears so much about?

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cheese mouse @cheesemouse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

ponder? i barely know her

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Dak @dak.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:29 UTC

I was always taught to be a gentleman and open the door for someone, before pushing them out onto the road for liking Nickelback

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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff @fulkery.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

Beep boop beep but really it's just 0100100001

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Trey @tsauro.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:39 UTC

Just was told... Laughing loudly is illegal in Hawaii. You are only allowed a low ha. The more you know. 😅

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@electricchimp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:41 UTC

lucky mediocre people who do nothing with their power to make the world better sure are smug

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Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

I'm saving a lot of money on chest waxing by simply standing too close to the grill.

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