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kittie🖤🦝

@tenredpencils1.bsky.social

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emotional dysregulation, cute animal pics, the occasional selfie & random trash my brain insists I should post she/her

kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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I buy them thinking of the many beautiful literary creations they will be a part of, but then I never have an idea that’s worth ruining them for

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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Damn them 😭 I think the nicest I had was coffee & fruit cake, though I didn’t realise until it was poured that it was like £10 a pint and my eyes nearly fell out my head

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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A tear is running down my cheek rn. I feel emotionally manipulated into buying three bottles of port and a giant lego set and I’m loving it

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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Omg I love mint choc chip ice cream but can’t imagine mint working with stout?!

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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What is the weirdest flavour of stout you’ve tried?

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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It would be so good if you combined the last two and created videos of you lifting dogs

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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What! I need to hear this!

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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Personally I feel like I need to hear your Halloween version of 3 lions become a reality

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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I simply wish to collect all of the nice pens and notebooks and gaze lovingly at them all day

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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I love your awful goblin music 🖤

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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a house without a fly is just a home 🙏

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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sorry this was the opening to the malkomorphosis

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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SO intrigued by ‘weird houses’ and would like to listen to you talk to me about weird houses for several hours pls

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film narrator: ‘as john malkovich awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into an enormous helium balloon’

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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Get to know your mutuals 💗 I am into: • cattos • books • writing (poetry/journal) • myths & monsters • creative outfitting • romance • Skyrim • learning random stuff • stationery • tarot

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DC Pierson's avatar DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
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I’m not the stepdad, I’m the dad who stepped in a pit disguised with branches and leaves by my uncountable stepchildren, whose laughter draws closer as night falls

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich

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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pairofclaws.bsky.social
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There are some authors who are mad at "wokeness" because they miss the days when all the characterization work you needed to do was say that your villain "looked to be a Spaniard."

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Nat Guest's avatar Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social
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why are they called capybaras and not guinea bigs

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K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë's avatar K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social
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Your move, Hemingway

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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I’m getting a special shirt printed for the final that says ‘the football is coming from inside the house!’

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Yes, I might have to post more guinea pig content, due to my dedication to the football team and it’s associated fans

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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only Lord Lemonade can bring that football back to the house

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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thinking of getting involved in the football chat by suggesting my guinea pig post was some kind of lucky charm

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no I’m sorry, I don’t even like imagining him doing clean talk

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He goes off on one whenever the fridge door opens or anyone goes into the garden lol

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😻 did u know in some parts of the world (such as where I am) this is both legal and in fact encouraged?

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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Good! 😊🐝 More bumblebee photos will hopefully be incoming, she’s a lot shyer than this lil fella

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you definitely won’t regret it, I mean look at him

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his mad little hairdo has sent me over the edge

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drop everything, you need to see this photo of Lord Lemonade

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Katie ⚔️𓅃⚒️'s avatar Katie ⚔️𓅃⚒️ @spookylovejoy.bsky.social
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down in the sword mines… somebody should buy this so i can finish it, get paid, not be overdrawn and maybe even eat… and the best part? you’ll have a sword! ✨

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Neil Lewis, Jr.'s avatar Neil Lewis, Jr. @neillewisjr.bsky.social
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This meme is relevant again.

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If I was a squirrel I would be so proud of my tail. Flick flick flick. Look at this beautiful thing

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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It’s just attention seeking and they don’t care if the attention is negative basically, like big toddlers

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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occasionally I suspect my PMT is actually just correct opinions

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does anyone else ever get the urge to break the veneer of patient and respectable woman and suddenly shout “why are you listening to music out loud on your phone you selfish obnoxious cunt” at some guy on the bus bc I sometimes do

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Lorna's avatar Lorna @florilegia.bsky.social
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I thought Cardiff seagulls were tough. The Fleetwood seagulls sound like they’re operating a Lancashire Mafia

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D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author 🛸's avatar D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author 🛸 @writepop.bsky.social
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Happy hundredth anniversary of this news headline from The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio. (July 9, 1924.)

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kittie🖤🦝's avatar kittie🖤🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social
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don’t forget you feed your gremlin their daily noodle

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