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Dolphin Pilot

@theamitie.bsky.social

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Social worker, jew, dad, dodger fan, he/him


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Willbert dillbert smith… bretty good

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Big on Bears, surprisingly not the hottest gay bar in San Bernardino county

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Just saw a kid in a McCaffrey 9ers jersey and a trump hat lol

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Hello to our big beautiful boaters

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Poor Aaron eckhart man. He didn’t deserve this. Unless he’s done some really heinous shit, which isn’t out of the question

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It’s a great trick! But you can only do it once

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I like the Lucille Bluth one the most

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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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I’m gonna be honest here, that’s pretty suspect parenting

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Nice democracy u got there.. would be a shame if it died in darkness

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Wallace Shawn on Gaza: “The Anger of the Palestinians Cannot Be Ended by Killing Their Children” The playwright, actor, and member of Jewish Voice for Peace challenges the notion that all Jews support Israel's actions Via THR

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[about to turn 40 voice] think im gonna start a podcast

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Saw a guy wearing a shirt that said “be creative or die.” Made me think of the person who would threaten me with this and that person must’ve thought moulin rouge was the peak of cinema

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Imagine getting shot up the butthole. I bet that would suck

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Alicia witt was the only bright spot of that season

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OPPENHEIMER: -about the boring invention of the atomic bomb -Weepy scientist feels bad -no monsters SHIN GODZILLA: -parable about the dangers of atomic weapons and bureaucracy -has a badass giant lizard monster who breathes fire and shoots lasers -came out 7yrs ago and is available on streaming

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Wow did u know u can just arrest fascists ?

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Oh, wait, Don Ho would be a great add

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But yeah there’s not a lot like funicello’s stuff

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Beach parade is a great song

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California’s is cool imo for this reason

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You should talk to the doppleganger next time and be like “hey pal you’re doing great”

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It’s 4th of July weekend in Pittsburgh!!

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I was using hyperbole about the national stage and his ambitions to be president! Sheesh!

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Kinda weird that the guy who wrote this also wrote ghost

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Also lol at “radiate innate deceitful slug vibes”

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Billy mays would’ve beaten the shit outta him

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Tangential: I like how Ted Cruz has a short list of jokes he likes to make about being unattractive and no matter how disarming the jokes are, nobody trusts him anyway

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You used to be able to leave a hamburger on a base for an umpire

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When I was in Europe in 2019, there was a bunch of merch around Paris of the Mona Lisa dabbing and I really regret not buying at least a t shirt

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That’s a pretty big change

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If my friend came up to me and said “I’m going to hell,” I’d say “no man that’s not true”

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Guess I should’ve put it together that Panos Cosmatos is George p cosmatos’s kid

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Watching Jacob’s ladder, it was so ahead of its time

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