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The Cactuar Matt

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A cactuar named Matt He/Him

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Holy hell

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I have bad news about future number increases as it concerns joints.

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Whew. Also, age is just a number

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Are you growing a mullet?

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I don't know if red pandas can be president but we'd be better off if they could

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I drove by a half US half Snake flag and I know I was in the presence of deep stupidity. Like, c'mon.

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Chest photos are also required

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Thousands of protesters in Barcelona attended a demonstration to express their opposition to the number of visitors the city receives, with attendees spraying any tourists they saw with water guns. What do you think? www.theonion.com/locals-fire-...

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WBD's stock price has tanked ~78% since David Zaslav was announced as CEO— $32.68 on 05/19/21 to $7.32, today— to say nothing of the brand loyalty, goodwill, & creative talent he's destroyed. It is amazing & genuinely horrifying that anyone could fail this badly, & remain in a position of authority

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If this is carrots it might be the thing that finally breaks me

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We either played video games or MtG until school was out every weekday.

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Wonder why the White House would have a Parkinson's expert visiting over the last year. Very suspicious stuff

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These are all good picks, I only played Rival Schools on PS1, but I played the other two a lot at work (I worked at the least busy video rental store in history that also had a Dreamcast).

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Me: "What do you think the word Social in Social Security means" Them: Not Socialism that's for sure. Me:

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My in-laws church has convinced them that all Democrats (except for my wife and I) are Satan worshippers.

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My wife made friends at the antique mall we were at to the point they were too distracted to ring us up right

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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.0's avatar Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.0 @tammi.bsky.social
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My wedding band was $40 and it's just a plain old white gold band. The other choices were plain but more expensive metals that you couldn't tell the difference between so what's the point.

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I skipped straight to Gameboy Color on that side, I got a game gear first and going to black and white was unappealing.

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I just want to save this series of tweets for posterity. Hopefully, we’ll have a chance to go back over what’s going on here when tempers have cooled.

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I am at the Gold Saucer and my relationship with Tifa is stronger than my relationship with Aerith. Mission accomplished.

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If I were going to murder someone, it would definitely happen on July 4

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Celebrate Independence Day with your newfound financial freedom

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It's funny because fallout 3 can be beaten in like 3 hours, but it took me like 80

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Anyways, not Fallout 4, which is what I picked to play after Rebirth.

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There's no easy way to put it, you're going to have to be direct.

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Franklin, IN, where my wife's practice is did their festivities yesterday. Fishers, where I grew up, always did theirs the weekend before.

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I don't think I put an OOO for Friday either lol

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Oh sorry, I was joking because I don't seem to know how to pick those games.

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