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Owen "The Hammer" Hammer

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Award wanting writer. Author of “Von Bach” and the upcoming “Rogues Gallery.” Creator of “Hammered Out” on YouTube. Unindicted Co-conspirator. www.owenhammer.com


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Regular old murderer expresses disgust for serial killer

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I have fewer subscribers than @lindsayellis.bsky.social by orders of magnitude and I already have so many stories about editing my videos to avoid all sorts of restrictions. P.S. the Yoko Ono video is awesome.

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Of course, I rarely know what they're talking about. "Labour has made a notional gain in Cripping & Bonesbury!" Uh, yaaaayy!

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Happy Fourth! Let's all work to keep our democracy "young and fit"!

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Some more pics from the premiere of Identiteaze! The movie is out now exclusively on Nebula!

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"The Court’s conservative majority has revealed itself to be the most direct threat to American democracy, and any Democrat who is not ready to shelve old fears about “court packing” and get serious about expanding and reforming the Court isn’t made for this moment, period."

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Andy Kindler's avatar Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social
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It’s called Club Random because the misogyny, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia, and casual racism is unfocused.

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Owen "The Hammer" Hammer's avatar Owen "The Hammer" Hammer @thehammer.bsky.social
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Lucky. AMIRIGHTGUYS?

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Ken Lowery's avatar Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social
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[John Wick kills asshole #3,784] ASSHOLE #3,785: Yeah. Yeah, I got this

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Look, I was skeptical back when it just plagiarized words, sucked up water and energy and eliminated people’s jobs, but they really sold me on it by making it more expensive.

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Owen "The Hammer" Hammer's avatar Owen "The Hammer" Hammer @thehammer.bsky.social
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I didn't know David Lynch did a 1940s adventure strip.

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I want this framed.

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Owen "The Hammer" Hammer's avatar Owen "The Hammer" Hammer @thehammer.bsky.social
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yelling "I DON'T WHAT THAT IS" at my computer whenever Stella is referencing something contemporary

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Whenever I see Ryan Creamer on Dropout or see his name on the credits I just think of all his Pornhub gags from a few years back

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Mir's avatar Mir @miriam.lol
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These are the type of statues we should be putting up. Danuta Danielsson hitting a neo Nazi (1985).

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If you make a video on "Picard," I will watch it with rapt attention. Also, their videos are per episode. You can watch their commentary as you go. I reached a point where I was only watching "Picard" so I could follow their criticism.

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Angela (Dr. Collier?) have you ever watched Red Letter Media’s videos on “Picard?”

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Take any victory you can get.

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“Skinfolk ain’t kinfolk.” You made my day.

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Gabe's avatar Gabe @gabewastaken.bsky.social
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Humane Society Websites: Dog: This is Peaches and she requires a loving home where she can forever chase the endless rainbows only she sees. No children as she bites everything flesh. No cats unless you want fewer of them. Not house, crate, or safety train. Cats: This is cat #34, come and get it.

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Stella's avatar Stella @antlervel.vet
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PROS: - Girl CONS: - Entire world including your home country has one ruling faction that wants you dead and one ruling faction that be pretty ok with it if you quietly disappeared

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Owen "The Hammer" Hammer's avatar Owen "The Hammer" Hammer @thehammer.bsky.social
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Understands all David Lynch films

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Just recorded an Emergent Episode of Serious Trouble from Iceland. Dropping within 12 hours? My best line: “Susan Collins said it was outrageous that Donald Trump was convicted of 34 counts since he clearly learned his lesson after the first one.”

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"The company demonstrated its good judgement when they hired me."

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June is LGBTQ Pride Month! No one should feel ashamed about who they are, unless they're a bigot.

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[The camera lingers on Laura’s picture as the team prepares to dive back into the investigation.] FADE OUT. [The haunting theme of Twin Peaks plays as the screen fades to black, leaving viewers with more questions than answers about Laura Palmer's tragic life and mysterious death.] (18)

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DEPUTY HAWK We need to talk to the people who were closest to her. Maybe they noticed symptoms but didn't realize what they were seeing. SHERIFF TRUMAN Right. Let's start with Bobby Briggs and James Hurley. They might have seen something. (17)

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CUT TO: INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT - NIGHT [The team is back in the conference room, piecing together the timeline of Laura's last days. The room is filled with tension and determination.] (16)

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DONNA There are entries about feeling tired, weak, and confused. I think she might have known something was wrong but didn't understand what. AGENT COOPER Thank you, Donna. This could be crucial. (15)

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DONNA I was going through some of Laura's things, and I found this. [She hands them Laura's diary. Cooper takes it and flips through the pages.] AGENT COOPER Did you find anything specific, Donna? (14)

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[Just then, Donna Hayward walks into the diner, looking troubled. She spots Cooper and Truman and heads over.] DONNA Agent Cooper, Sheriff Truman, can I talk to you? SHERIFF TRUMAN Sure, Donna. Have a seat. (13)

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AGENT COOPER Laura’s death being tied to her diabetes adds a new layer to our investigation. It doesn't rule out foul play, but it changes our understanding of her vulnerabilities. (12)

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NORMA Coffee, black, just the way you like it, Agent Cooper. AGENT COOPER Thank you, Norma. We could use some pie too. It's going to be a long day. SHERIFF TRUMAN Do you think this changes anything? (11)

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CUT TO: INT. DOUBLE R DINER - DAY [The diner is bustling with its usual crowd. Norma Jennings is behind the counter, pouring coffee. Agent Cooper and Sheriff Truman sit in a booth, discussing the new development.] (10)

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[Agent Cooper looks thoughtful, tapping his fingers on the table.] AGENT COOPER We need to understand her condition and how it played into the night she died. There may still be more to this than just medical neglect. (9)

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DR. HAYWARD It's possible Laura didn't even know. The symptoms can sometimes be mistaken for other issues, especially given her tumultuous life. (8)

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DR. HAYWARD That's right. The stress, the drugs in her system, and her lifestyle likely exacerbated her condition. SHERIFF TRUMAN But how could this go unnoticed? Didn't anyone close to her know? (7)

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DR. HAYWARD Her blood sugar levels were extremely high, dangerously so. She was in a state of diabetic ketoacidosis. Essentially, her body was shutting down. AGENT COOPER Are you saying she died from complications due to diabetes? (6)

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DR. HAYWARD I've reviewed Laura's medical history and her autopsy report multiple times, and something kept nagging at me. I ran some additional tests, and... it turns out Laura had an undiagnosed case of Type 1 diabetes. DEPUTY HAWK Diabetes? But how did that contribute to her death? (5)

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[They walk to the conference room where Dr. Hayward and FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper are already seated. Papers and reports are spread across the table.] SHERIFF TRUMAN Doc, what have you got? (4)

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DEPUTY ANDY Sheriff, there's something you need to see. SHERIFF TRUMAN What is it, Andy? DEPUTY ANDY The autopsy report. Dr. Hayward found something new. (3)

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Twin Peaks: Episode - "Sweet Secrets" INT. TWIN PEAKS SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT - DAY [The camera pans across the small-town sheriff's department, lingering on the "WANTED" board covered with Laura Palmer's picture and other evidence related to her murder. The room is bathed in morning light.] (2)

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Chat GPT prompt: Write an episode of “Twin Peaks” in which the investigators discover that Laura Palmer died from diabetes. (1)

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Jonathan Turley is on Fox News right now telling Jesse Watters that he doesn’t understand the underlying crime in the case … implying that reflects poorly on the case, and not him

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