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Poppy_Celeste's avatar Poppy_Celeste @poppyceleste.bsky.social
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Ha ha ha 😂😂😂

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The NSA Agent (Team Seafoam)'s avatar The NSA Agent (Team Seafoam) @thensaagent.bsky.social
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Filipinos mentioned!

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Whimsy's avatar Whimsy @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social
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This is actually frighteningly close to my actual viewpoints of America and what, if anything, would fix it.

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Freedom's avatar Freedom @freedom2b.bsky.social
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Ben is freaking awesome.

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サージャントヒッピー's avatar サージャントヒッピー @sgthippie.bsky.social
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Vermin Supreme vows to execute all Americans! Once again, Democrats are only doing half measures!

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No Fun Berg's avatar No Fun Berg @nofunberg.bsky.social
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I could see this working.

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Arkancrow's avatar Arkancrow @arkancrow.bsky.social
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At last !

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Robot's avatar Robot @robotofdawn.bsky.social
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Tough, but fair.

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Max’s Dad's avatar Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social
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<insert Sigourney Weaver Nuke the Site from Obit.gif>

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's avatar @superstraightdude.bsky.social
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Naw. Just deport the illegal aliens

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Gov. William J. LePetomane's avatar Gov. William J. LePetomane @billlepetomane.bsky.social
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Makes sense. Don't love it, but there's probably not another way.

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Albert Hubble's avatar Albert Hubble @alberthubble.bsky.social
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Sure Europe can use some qualified young people. Keep the rest.

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𝘾𝙮𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝 👣  🇺🇦's avatar 𝘾𝙮𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝 👣 🇺🇦 @cyberthrush.bsky.social
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May I suggest the 70 million to start with....

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Robert Stribley's avatar Robert Stribley @stribs.bsky.social
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Trouser Snek's avatar Trouser Snek @upcycled-junk.bsky.social
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I'm okay with that.

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