CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social

no further questions, your honor

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Luke Dones @lukemeister.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

"Huffing gas and poppers" "What is the curriculum at the University of Austin?"

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Subpoenis @emptycan.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

but he doesn't know to ask for "VCR Head Cleaner"

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

having prints made

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Tyler @electriceden92.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 22:24 UTC

Actually, this does solve at least one question I have about why he is like he is

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Jonathan M. Katz @katzonearth.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 00:24 UTC

Please tell me this is real

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Ozmodiar, Space Elf @ozmodiar.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 22:33 UTC

I think the "why doesn't someone invent something that feels like drugs" is my favorite part.

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Robin Marwick @electricland.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

Did he never sniff markers as a child? Was he truly so deprived?

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yazikus @yazikus.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

This can't be real?

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Not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 22:24 UTC

yeah and if you have no brain cells to be killed, they’re perfectly safe, so like, lay off your honor

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HowardeMiller @howard1948.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

I can think of a number of public people who could benefit from anal relaxation.

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