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Tim Pratt
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You would think! Maybe it's, like, a curmudgeonly persona or something. I don't know much about knife sharpener brand strategies
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Tim Pratt@timpratt.org |
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Writer and editor. Loser of Nebula, World Fantasy, Dick, and Stoker Awards (won a Hugo tho). Been published in Best American Short Stories AND Best American Erotica. Genderfluid. Any pronouns
I publish a new story monthly at www.patreon.com/timpratt (ooh)
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Tim Pratt
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You would think! Maybe it's, like, a curmudgeonly persona or something. I don't know much about knife sharpener brand strategies
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Tim Pratt
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I need to get my nice Japanese knives sharpened but the knife sharpener at the farmer's market is always so mean and cranky about the condition of any and all knives people bring him, so I maybe I'll pretend I found them on the sidewalk and simply agree that the former owners were monsters
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Tim Pratt
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oh yay!
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Tim Pratt
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UGH
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Jen Donohue
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Strange Horizons has MADE THE $15000 STRETCH GOAL!!
Now they're at $15,015 out of $16,500, the next stop: Ageing and SFF special issue!
Reminder: this is what they're stretching for!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/str...
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Tim Pratt
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I need a nap and I don't get one today Or maybe I need the whole world to take a nap for a while
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Tim Pratt
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I admired the work of Alice Munro, but didn't know her
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Tim Pratt
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I was hanging out with a friend this past weekend who had surgery on her foot and I shot a LOT of glares at cars who couldn't wait to veer around us through crosswalks
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Tim Pratt
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Past ones include the editor who ALMOST acquired my first novel, the owner of my favorite bookstore where I did most of my events, drinking buddies at conventions... sigh
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Tim Pratt
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Put "neil gaiman" in your search box
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Tim Pratt
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I guess at this point I should be used to finding out people I've met and chatted with and personally liked and professionally admired and sometimes even worked with did some horrible shit, since it's happened several times in the past decade, but it's a gut punch every time
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Tim Pratt
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my conscious mind: I don't really have a crush on this person, I just think they're cool and I respect them my subconscious: oh yeah well here's a dream where the two of you get stranded together on top of an RV in a flood and there's nothing to do to pass the time except make out
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Tim Pratt
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I used to do a little curious head cock while I stared at them, too, like, "what is this strange specimen I have encountered, is it some kind of unusual worm"
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Tim Pratt
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some car wanting to turn left honked at me when I was in the crosswalk, while I had the walk sign, and I didn't stop dead and slowly turn my head and stare them straight in the eyes for a slow 5 count, just continued like I hadn't noticed them is this personal growth or is my power waning
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Tim Pratt
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I got this for my teenager because the young are brave
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Tim Pratt
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saw a book deal announcement about a vampire novel called "hemo sapiens" and of course I approve of the pun but I wonder if it's a deliberate reference to flannery o'connor's novel "wise blood" I mean I certainly hope so
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Tim Pratt
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and yet, here we are, at the end of a long inexorable path
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Tim Pratt
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mister pibb is the snakes on a train of dr pepper
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Tim Pratt
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reels is the hydrox of tiktok (hydrox is the mister pibb of oreos)
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Tim Pratt
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Whooo congrats!
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Amal El-Mohtar
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ok so you've seen the cover, would you now like to read an excerpt from my next book in [checks notes]
[checks notes again]
... Cosmopolitan magazine
www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainmen...
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Tim Pratt
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"slack will no longer support your browser starting on September 1, 2024. Update your browser to continue using slack" oh, drat. slack will become unusable. oh no. Welp I'll miss you buddy, take care
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Tim Pratt
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I posted my latest batch of mini-reviews, talking about books by @paultremblay.bsky.social and @marthawells.bsky.social and Talia Hibbert and Tana French and @danielkraus.bsky.social
www.patreon.com/posts/107827...
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Tim Pratt
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Feel free to ruin it by signing up though: www.patreon.com/timpratt, I don’t mind
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Tim Pratt
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My Patreon has finally achieved perfect equilibrium
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Tim Pratt
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I wish I could remember the dream that came from but it's probably for the best that I can't
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Tim Pratt
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It seems I woke at some point in the night and opened my notes app and wrote this down in my "story notes" folder (I have fixed the typos): I cannot take a bear in a fair fight; I haven't read nearly enough Reddit posts for that
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Tim Pratt
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first persuasive evidence of the existence of god
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Tim Pratt
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you can make a lot of on-the-fly scansion adjustments when you sing though
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Tim Pratt
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One of the best new magazines to appear in my lifetime (and I'm old y'all), you should give it your support
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Tim Pratt
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generals gather in their masses / just like witches at black masses I was wearing glasses / while drinking out of glasses I was attending classes / on making D&D classes
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Tim Pratt
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wait
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G. Willow Wilson
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We’ve returned to the olden days, when word-of-mouth was the only real way to advertise. As an author, if you enjoy a book, please: tell your friends. Your group chat, your sewing circle, your family WhatsApp, your work Slack, the voice channel of your MMORPG guild, anything.
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Tim Pratt
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I’m in a barbecue joint in San Luis Obispo where a nine-piece brass band is playing instrumental mashups of mostly 90s music and it’s essentially a trivia game of name that tune and I’m here for it
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Tim Pratt
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I’m not a swinger but
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Tobias S. Buckell
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Hello social medias...
You may not be aware a major Cat 5 hurricane struck an area that normally doesn't get them. The eye passed directly over Carriacou and Petit Martinique.
The devastation is tremendous. The need is great.
You can help and make a difference:
www.gofundme.com/f/the-people...
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Tim Pratt
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So far the guitarist on this restaurant deck has covered One by U2, The Weight by The Band, the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song (with call and response) and Smelly Cat from Friends. I love him
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Tim Pratt
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A play in three acts
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Tim Pratt
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I always bring a bunch of books and download a bunch of movies for this train trip and then I just sit in the observation car and stare out the window for six hours
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Tim Pratt
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Waiting on the FREEDOM TRAIN!!! (That’s a regular train but on the 4th of July)
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Tim Pratt
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you
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Oregon the DM🕎
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Tim Pratt
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just got an email about a school "freedom parade" and in order to take part you have to pass through a metal detector, show ID, and not stray from the parade route
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Tim Pratt
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they eat bones anyway, they're opportunistic osteophages
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Comfortably Numb
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lmao
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Tim Pratt
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Yeah, that's a fun one!
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Tim Pratt
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I might write a cozy "filler episode" short story that appears to be part of a long-running science fiction series except the series doesn't actually exist, hmmm the danger there is I'll like the characters and actually write... a series
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Tim Pratt
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My new Arkham Horror novel, Herald of Ruin, is out today! It's got feuds, heists, banishments, treachery, non-Euclidean basements, and a variable number of dogs
www.amazon.com/Herald-Ruin-...
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Tim Pratt
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your item has shipped has it really shipped or is it just that a label has been created it's definitely shipped, here's the tracking number looks up the tracking number it's just that a label has been created
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Tim Pratt
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The Neitherlands in the Magicians series by Lev Grossman comes to mind. And there's some great spatial horror in The Red Tree by Caitlin R. Kiernan. Others have already mentioned House of Leaves but yes that one
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