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Toilet Truck
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me, standing over a battered and bleeding old man clad in a grateful dead skull shirt: "who's the punisher now, tough guy?"
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Toilet Truck
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me, standing over a battered and bleeding old man clad in a grateful dead skull shirt: "who's the punisher now, tough guy?"
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Toilet Truck
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this is the summer of lucky deals on camping gear. got a old propane camp shower off ebay for really cheap and despite arriving very grimy it works perfectly. just right for a fella who loves cooking o'er an open fire but hates going to bed smelling like smoke
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Toilet Truck
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why come my amazon orders still take 2 days when theres a amazon warehouse 1 mile down the road
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going to old job tomorrow for an interview :)
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if the internet ever gets me laid again it will 100% be via the cottage core sibreddit
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Toilet Truck
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human school too
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wet poles dot com
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not a valid anything (except crime)
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Toilet Truck
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it was awesome because it reminded me of toys from my childhood
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josh (oldfriend99)
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I think that Star Trek is called Star Track and also that Shrek is called Shrack
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Toilet Truck
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Sneed's Need for Seed
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nattie winters
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wait, did you say you were sending me to the hague or the hog?
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Toilet Truck
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dicorce is italian divorce (angrier)
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Toilet Truck
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the perfect bushcraft fixed blade/folder combo is on its way to my house (hultafors chisel knife and flexcut carvin jack)
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lanyardigan
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Mike’s Hard Carapace
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Toilet Truck
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mad max movies are boring and dumb i seen like 3 of them before i realized they're supposed to take place in the future and not current day rural australia
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Toilet Truck
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[sullenly as if I was forced to come here even though i am an adult and drove myself] nothing,
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Toilet Truck
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literally every, LITERALLY EVERY. celebrity interview is just a guy going "yeah no, i am very grateful to have gotten to work with Bill Hurt"
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Toilet Truck
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always making references to earth stuff like harleys and chicago deep dish
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Toilet Truck
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tell your girlfriend i said she should smile more
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Toilet Truck
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i YELL at the TEEVEE because there is GLASS between me and the people and they won't HEAR me unless i'm LOUD
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Toilet Truck
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the doctor took my berry juice and he told me i'm impordent so i cant have a baby
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Toilet Truck
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yelling at the arbys kid about the sharp curly fry i poked my gums with "IT FELT LIKE A TURTLE CLAW IN MY MOUTH!"
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Toilet Truck
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there are no goons left to post on the forums, they have all been killed by cops or themselves
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furries committed domestic terrorism today (sword attack)
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Toilet Truck
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oh hey i came up with a little impression of you [acts like a huge "the c word"]
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Verbal
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Ape Knot
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Toilet Truck
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"Stick around folks we'll be right back with Squirt Mirkwood!"
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Toilet Truck
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*commits a viilent crime* now look what you gay me do! i mean made me do!
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Toilet Truck
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"men can like things other than camouflage!" - me yelling while trying to shop for a hat
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Toilet Truck
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if it doesn't come from the cologne region of france it's just called stinkwater
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my armpits do not stink ever they just get to a point where they smell like an italian sub
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Toilet Truck
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i need this shirt
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Toilet Truck
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how dare etsy not let me sell fox tail butt plugs anymore they're such frakkin muggles! argh! oh my lack of god!
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Toilet Truck
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from that really bad album that came out right before covid
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Toilet Truck
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lets all put an american flag on the ground
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Toilet Truck
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got the ac going for the first time in years
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buttered corn fries
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my cat is a specialist at being the specialest
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Toilet Truck
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may the 4th be of july
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Toilet Truck
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ya gotta stop feedin belvedere!
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josh (oldfriend99)
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Probably the cutest thing i ever seen was a button
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Toilet Truck
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a chris elliott action show on adult swim. the whole show is free on the website
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@verbal.bsky.social have you seen eagleheart its so good
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Toilet Truck
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hooting at hollering at the prospect of going back to an easy job with decent pay where i can say weird words to the guys who work across from me
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Toilet Truck
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[jerry seinfeld voice] you know what i hate is blowing just ONE ROPE. ok i'm sitting here, i'm cumming, okay, and i blast just ONE ROPE? and then what is this after? a bunch of little speckles? what is this?
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Toilet Truck
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i would be way more into airplanes if not for military nerds
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Toilet Truck
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karl urban in that thor movie being all "oi its me mate da migh'y for"
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Toilet Truck
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it was hauger's old work dad whom retired
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haha~
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