Townsend S. Wright

@townsend.bsky.social

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A vampirically pale scarecrow hopefully coming to the Sci-Fi section of a bookstore near you! Bookseller. He/they

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legal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

it’s this

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

I get why they stopped doing those but I do miss them. Godspeed, Archivist!

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

People keep ganging up on @tkingfisher.com for the faintest bit of skepticism but like, if Fox News reported that some guys saw Hillary Clinton shoot a man in an alley, you’d want independent confirmation of that right?
Would I find it unbelievable? No. Would I wait for a second source? Absolutely.

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:13 UTC

Congrats and good luck! Loved the book!

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:20 UTC

I admit I’m not sure what to make of the fact that he hasn’t posted on tumblr for two days. Guy never shuts up on tumblr. I’ve been considering unfollowing him for months just because it’s kind of annoying.

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:14 UTC

You and me, man.

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:10 UTC

Kryptonians sweat milk like monotremes.

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:29 UTC

There is 40 foot visibility in this fog, why am I hearing fireworks from ALL DIRECTIONS?!

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:53 UTC

Whatever floats your boat! I didn’t care for being tagged a bard, either, and like my new tag better.

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:49 UTC

Needs to be that specific @ and word, easiest to copy paste. It’s a bot, works automatically.

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:13 UTC

You get 2 rerolls!

bsky.app/profile/bsky...

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

Well, my first ever phone screen crack—once isolated in the upper left corner—has now turned into a radiating explosion stretching across the entire screen. Guess I’m making an Apple Store appointment when I get home.

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

Same

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:34 UTC

“This way it’ll be easier to notice when it starts a brushfire!”

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:09 UTC

The Schmidt Sting Pain Index but it’s a Vampire testing how bad various holy symbols and texts burn.

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Hannah is resting 🟡 @hannah.the-void.social
[ View ] Aug 23, 2023 at 19:33 UTC

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Paul Crider @paulcrider.liberalcurrents.com
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

This but unironically.

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

Search for local cooking classes, maybe?

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Sam @msbsandrs.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

Happy No Kings in America Day.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:36 UTC

Fucking unbelievable that the big publications are running with this as the lead story after the Supreme Court just promised to install a convicted felon rapist insurrectionist as Emperor for Life.

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

See, I think I might have it…but I still like cilantro. Like yeah, this kinda tastes like soap. More please.

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

“But some of us have been down on the ground, hacking our way through a fucked up Call of Duty server, and would like to not have to do this again!”

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

I’ve oft thought of a bit where the Superman-type xtr, freshly defeated the evil overlord, goes “I’m not going to kill you…” and then the rest of the heroes load the guy with ammunition. “Look, I get the desire to keep your hands clean when you’ve been having an aerial boxing match for 30 minutes…

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Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

"you're not American why do you care about the 4th of July" mate I'm Indian, any day someone got the Brits to fuck off back to their country is a national holiday for me

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

I intend to slowly incorporate them into my body until I am more polymer than man.

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

Nothing pro published yet, some old stuff on my own site and a couple flash fictions, but I’m working on a fantasy novel and some shorts in the world described here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:26 UTC

It always drove me crazy when I was doing customer service on a holiday and every other person is like "oh my god it's so unfair you have to work today now let me make a huge mess and be a prick to you if anything isn't 100% perfect"

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:32 UTC

Gotta vent that stuff somewhere. If the complaining tubes works for you, I think us miserable wretches on the other end can manage.

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

The Gaiman accusations strike me as crimes of ego, and even in the worst circumstances I can see how he doesn’t think he’s in the wrong. Guy thinks he’s a fucking rockstar; it’s why he signs books in secret so he doesn’t get “mobbed”. Of course women want him and men want to be him.

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:31 UTC

Bard did not suit me (though it’s one of two classes I’ve actually played) but I’m downright jazzed to have “Alchemist” marked under my name. God I gotta find some people to actually play this game with. Anybody in SF need a healer?

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:18 UTC

Fuck yeah, Alchemist. I may be a storyteller, but I am far less a Bard than I am a mad scientist.

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:13 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll

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chadzia dax 🖖🏻 😷 🔞 @m00psy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

when we beg people to mask up, we are doing it because we know from experience how much the chronic illness life can suck. we’re not trying to control you. we really just don’t want anyone else to have to suffer needlessly and also, uh. we want to stay alive and not get further disabled ourselves!

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bdonnelly @bdonnelly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:45 UTC

FFS, this shit again...

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Aya @voidlove.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

The commonwealth is powered by the informal blood-oath amongst millennials that there will be no breeding until fair market rent caps are established.

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Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

They really meant it when they said they wanted to go back to traditional European values huh

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:40 UTC

God dammit.

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

New York and Georgia, dang.

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

Where do I sign up? Honestly I bet they’re probably looking for subjects with no prior infections.

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:05 UTC

IDK kind of feels like we should be paying more attention to a prominent conservative think tank saying we're in the midst of a second american revolution that will remain bloodless as long as long as the left lets it be, then whether or not Biden should step down.

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

Funny that the author of the “read a second book” franchise is now the “think/talk about a second topic” lady.

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Sam @msbsandrs.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

No kings in America.

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Kandy @kandyelmo.com
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:54 UTC

bringing this here because i've had it

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 05:28 UTC

I’m only halfway aware of any of this but yeah, really not worth being invested in. Like sitting in a mall food court while some friend group is having a long-overdue row, except like half the people walking by think they’re in the clique and are making everyone feel like it’s a courtroom.

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 05:10 UTC

What’s this? Another Bluesky person I was at best tangentially aware of and had probably never encountered at all is the subject of widespread ire? Why, alert the goddamn presses!

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 05:06 UTC

Hell yeah

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

Make a band bready Bearclaw Naked Ladies

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

Ah man, I just thought up the most egregiously grim dark fantasy premise it’s not even funny. That shit just lives in my head forever now.

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C. L. Polk @clpolk.com
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

Tommy Douglas is the reason why Canada went single payer healthcare.

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