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I post Tuba videos and sheet music, and I occasionally blab about movies. (He/him)

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You could try, but then you would have chosen poorly.

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drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation

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I wish I could find the clip of Colin Farrell still steamed about a Charlie Rose interview from 13 years earlier. Same Irish grudge energy.

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Every time people look out the Overton window, they should see "expand the Court" or something.

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I live within bicycle distance of 3 Taco Bells. The giant Cheez-It is shockingly good and less than 250 cal with chicken. Alexander never felt the wealth I feel.

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I've never encountered a bus driver who cares if riders pay or not. Champions of the people.

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My read of this story is "When I'm feeling anxious, nothing cheers me up like playing WOLFENSTEIN."

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**WARNING** JULY 4TH is nearing criticality. It is now 11:30 PM. You have only **30 MINUTES** remaining to CONSUME BURGER

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I would love to see JGL and Zachary Quinto reprise their roles as Snowden and Gr**nwald, but this time as absolute a-holes, in a movie directed by Scorsese or Adam McKay. Just scene after scene of Gr**nwald decrying wokeness while his husband does dishes and looks after their children.

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It clears the lower bar of all: it's not illegal.

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I was trying to talk a friend into voting D, and he said "What we need is a flat tax," and I realized, I don't understand anything about anyone.

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Me trying to buy more than two (2) briskets before the storm hits

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Maybe I'm naive, plenty of white folk who aren't racist "in their hearts" don't know how racist the policies they support are. The Southern Strategy didn't fool Northerners into thinking Southerners aren't racist - it fooled the Southerners's kids. But I'm teachable about this if I'm wildly wrong.

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Some scholars think all of Shakespeare's history plays are about the anxiety over the wars of religion restarting or alternate forms of government if Elizabeth 1 died without an heir.

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Friend you gotta *see* my cow pose to believe it.

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It sounds like ranked-choice voting would clear a lot of this up and not disenfranchise people who can't take off two days to vote.

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Maybe for when you want to deactivate just one list but not another? "Now that the election is over, I'm ready to listen to the both-siders but not the fake allies!" says a very particular person.

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I always thought of boy band as"don't play any instruments but all sing in the same vocal range" (which excludes vocal groups like The Four Tops, who have tenor, bari, falsetto, etc). This is all way complicated.

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The fact that we live in a world where we can expect not to be able to enter elevator shafts while the elevators are in motion is the result of policy and power dynamics. If we did not have the expectation of the elevator not being there, the joke wouldn't be funny.

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Zander🚈🔰's avatar Zander🚈🔰 @kohiwonomu.bsky.social
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Transit funding = antifascist praxis

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Don't forget climate change and evolution! Hooray!

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Also there's no such thing as apolitical humor.

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You know the movie is going to be deep because you have to look up what the title means.

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"Seven Nation Army" by The White Stripes from the album ELEPHANT (2003), arranged for Tuba / Euphonium Quartet (and optional Cajon) and performed by the arranger.
youtu.be/opgtqA2-2Nk

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This gets my stamp of approval, which I know is what BlueSky craves.

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DuPont and Weyerhaeuser are proud to announce new Extrude brand living complexes. A novel combination of wood pulp and plastics are fed to a giant worm which excretes up to 500 studio, 1BR, 2BR, and 3BR living units a day.

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Remember on KING OF THE HILL when Dale accuses Hank of using the decorative towels hanging in Dale's bathroom, and Hank shoots back "Those were paper towels!!!"

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I like how you kept this thread PG13 up until the very very end. Well played.

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The baby from ERASERHEAD all grown up.

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I assume Germany involves diabolical vampires, billionaires, and cabinet-makers.

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I know Food Not Bombs feeds people at night, but do you know what time they prepare all the food? I'm busy most evenings, but I make a pretty good veggie stir-fry.

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This. Do not talk about inciting violence, even in jest. Do not talk about committing crimes, even in jest. Do not talk about anything that can be remotely construed by bad-faith actors as a violation of some obscure 1778 law reserved for horse thieves. They *will* use this shit to hurt you.

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"the most badass and emotionally mature and righteous way possible." Did you punch someone out a window?

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My favorite description of the Constitution is "like a laptop from 1985."

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Biden on a coma I know, I know, it's serious.

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If HALLOWEEN 3 is the ultimate Divorced Dad horror movie, than STING is the ultimate StepDad horror movie.

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Most of my replies to Smart Folk is "I have this half-formed thought: Have you already thought this through or am I at a dead-end?"

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This is where guys in ski masks meet to divide up the loot.

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Casio is already a character in Shakespeare.

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This is one of the best comics of all time and Lynda put it on the back cover of her book. She really said “I’ll give you that one for free”

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when they beg me to log off

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