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cait
@cait.bsky.social
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happy july 4th
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amy@arb.bsky.social |
2070 followers 584 following 2766 posts
berkeley via dayton, ohio. just had a baby
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cait
@cait.bsky.social
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happy july 4th
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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one of the nearby towns does fireworks on the 3rd which means today Nextdoor is full of posts from people asking “what is that noise?”
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Vince Mancini
@vincemancini.bsky.social
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🎶 I don’t practice Santeria… 🎶
15 replies 76 reposts 572 likes
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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my older kid got a very cool sticker at the doctor
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Tyler James Hill
@tylerjameshill.bsky.social
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I'm bisexual, now does that mean I'm twice as sexual or every other sexual
25 replies 42 reposts 294 likes
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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I think the “newborn baby smell” is a made up concept to try to distract you from the fact that your newborn smells like sour milk
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tinybaby
@tiny.baby
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wait is watergate retroactively legal now
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Matt Novak
@paleofuture.bsky.social
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If you gave me infinite guesses on who owns those Redbox DVD rentals I wouldn’t have gotten it
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Dungeon Messi
@tyschalter.bsky.social
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i want a girl with a _____ and a _____________
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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I actually don't consider Cars 2 canon and have decided it all takes place in Mater's imagination
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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literally why do the cars have guns!!
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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said “bottle service” as I handed my toddler his juice tonight and now he won’t stop saying it
1 replies 1 reposts 55 likes
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Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
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Yeah I’m for Newsom, for wishing the Democrats Newsom better candidates
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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brutal but not shocking, we went to LVP’s restaurant in Vegas last year and it was terrible
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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(slaps roof of infant) this baby can fit so many boogers and poops in it
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Alice
@starinthetitle.bsky.social
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my mum has a lemon tree which, because we live in England, faithfully produces one(1) teeny tiny lemon every year and she’s always SO proud of it
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man it's a hot zone,
@mobute.bsky.social
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Using AI to create a 1950s doo-wop heartthrob sourced from Democratic Party fundraising emails who had a string of hits like "I Need You to Step Up Right Now to Send a Message to Loneliness" and "An Emergency Communication Regarding My Heart (It's Yours and Will Pump at 200% for the Next 48 Hours)."
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amy🧘♀️
@melatonin.bsky.social
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im ordering grow lights to cultivate new mutuals in my closet
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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when he got mad and slept outside in a makeshift tent/blanket fort
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jj skolnik
@modernistwitch.bsky.social
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this guy also wrangles snakes for a living and has worn the same overalls twice, once with no shirt underneath. he also has a snake tattoo. he says hello to the fish every morning. he’s a little melodramatic and when he broke it off with this same woman he dove into the pool with all his clothes on
6 replies 3 reposts 51 likes
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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he sucks so hard but he & Leah deserve each other
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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a woman on Love Island USA told a guy she likes him and then asked what he was thinking about
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Patrick Cosmos
@veryimportant.lawyer
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wes anderson built this when he was twelve
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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is he…you know…
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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postpartum anxiety goes crazy. what do you mean i am "scared" of "going to target"
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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this happened to me too and I had to google what a tankie is. news to me!!
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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my favorite list I'm on is "Not Epic: People that need to take a chill pill"
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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wishing you a smooth surgery and speedy recovery!!
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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we got my son (age 2.5) a toy tool set and he pretended to saw my hands and feet off. ok baby Dexter
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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20 years ago instead of YouTube prank channels there was just a guy in your dorm who would change the background on all unattended laptops to The Butthole
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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I love how nuclear the block function is on here, one push of a button and I can yeet an annoying pedantic weirdo into the sun
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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use the YouTube Kids app they said 😭
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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I don’t know, we reported it, it came up on the YouTube kids app
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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it’s not
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Jerry Chen
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
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Poster's Lament (n.):
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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I need my hour of Clicking Back And Forth Between Two Websites or else I can't feel anything
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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"sleep when the baby sleeps" ok but when will I squeeze in my 45 minutes of Staring At Wall
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metal dot txt
@metaltxt.bsky.social
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good news everyone, M.I.A. is selling underwear to protect your balls from 5g
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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it’s a tragedy that Jason Segel hasn’t made 100 more Muppets movies. what is Hollywood even good for
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e.w. niedermeyer
@niedermeyer.io
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Your vibe is too wholesome. You reply too normal. Your rizz is too respectful. They'll kill you.
4 replies 14 reposts 99 likes
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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thank you!!
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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oh hell yeah 🙏
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Dr. Damien P. Williams: Magus, Werewolf, Cyborg, Bi
@wolvendamien.bsky.social
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Well holy shit. The Shasta Nation just got a major Land Back victory.
www.latimes.com/california/s...
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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they’re playing a slow acoustic cover of Avril Lavigne’s “Complicated” while a 22-year-old from Pennsylvania cries off all her mascara. a perfect show
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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thank you Jerry’s wife 🙏
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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a perfect show to watch while delirious at 4am
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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so lucky that maternity leave lined up with a new season of Love Island. just 70 straight hours of the world’s dumbest hotties trying to find a soulmate who meets their requirements, like “is tall” or “likes to go to the gym”
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amy
@arb.bsky.social
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it’s the baby version of flipping that tire at crossfit
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