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Liz
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Businesses based in Baltimore that advertise themselves as being in DC piss me off so much.
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I'm Liz (they/she)!
π³οΈβπ Baltimore's tallest non-binary gay mom.
π― Neurodivergent leftist enthusiastic about: mixtapes, craft beer, poetry, and weird RPGs.
π£οΈ BLM. ACAB. Trans rights. Free Palestine.
π twolemonades.com
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Liz
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Businesses based in Baltimore that advertise themselves as being in DC piss me off so much.
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Liz
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you better.
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Liz
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"You're such a good mom bc you are always willing to make compromizations," the 10yo just said to me.
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Liz
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I had so much fun every single day. It never felt like "work."
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Liz
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Honestly, if it paid me enough money to support my family, I would have worked at my WotC store forever.
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Liz
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The 10yo just came into the kitchen to get a glass of water, opened the cabinet, and said, "You know what, I have too many glasses in my bedroom. Let me go get those quick." All those moments where I chose to gently remind her to bring her dishes down instead of yelling at her about it paid off.
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Liz
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!!!!!!
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Liz
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It is my firmly held belief that if someone doesn't love Carly Rae Jepsen, I don't even like them.
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Liz
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OB. VI. OUS. LY.
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Liz
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The glasses are from a brand called roshambo. They make super durable frames that are lightweight and bendable. I love them! He got a second pair in LIME GREEN! He can swap out the lenses!
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Liz
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I tried telling a coworker about it today and just ended up crying my makeup off. πππ
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Liz
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*before
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Liz
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the 14yo wanted bold, unique glasses below starting high school. the red really suits him, I think!
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Liz
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I've been crying all dang day. Ugh. I love my racing mans.
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Liz
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LEWIS! 44 FOREVER!!! πππ
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Hemry, Local Bartender
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Some say you should step on chucky, but actually, you must defeat him in the marketplace of ideas, or else you're no better than the horror dolls you presume to oppose
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Liz
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@bigcuntyfemme.bsky.social oh my god your @ is incredible.
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Liz
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God I love Baltimore city and the queers who live here.
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Liz
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We are camped out inside (bc we're old and cannot abide the heat). Say hi if we're still here!
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Liz
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I just realized, as I sit around Peabody, I never responded to this! It's definitely an everyqueer event, but we're celebrating dykes. It's extremely fun. Recommend. β¨
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Liz
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Worry about yourself. β¨
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Oregon the DMπ
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french knots on the prowl
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Filamena Young seeking Sophia -she/her
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The only person I can sir are tall women I have sex with. If you think Iβm going to use fancy titles for some weirdo leader of Terflandia Iβm gonna toss you and your tea in a bay.
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Liz
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Archer is the new Ass Dan.
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Liz
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Heard someone call today "white people Juneteenth."
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Liz
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I would never trust my children alone with cops, but I would leave my kids alone with Juggalos.
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Liz
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I'm ready to watch smoke come out his ears and then for him to be dead.
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Liz
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It's just occurred to me that the DNC is going to put Biden on Hot Ones to try to make him seem hip and cool, and I think it will kill him.
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Matt Novak
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round earther
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Liz
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i need every application on my phone to stop asking if i want to turn on notifications. i *never* want a notification.
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Liz
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We started watching White Lotus yesterday, and I am *struggling* to not abandon my work for the day to binge the rest of it.
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Liz
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I lived in the suburbs for a long time and am so glad I eventually took the plunge to move into the city proper! Will you be enjoying the beers and queers energy at Butch Garden on Saturday? If not, I offer a strong recommendation for a fabulous time.
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Liz
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Nope! And they say, "okay you're going to feel a little pinch!" And it is NOT a little pinch. It is so painful!
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Liz
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Greatest city in America!
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Liz
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Truly, the process of having an IUD inserted is cruel and unusual.
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Liz
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fuckit list.
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Liz
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The first of its kind. Hopefully not the last.
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Liz
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man i've been thinking about Lost so much lately bc of fallout. i was just screeching BENJAMIN LINUS WE MEET AGAIN
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Liz
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Super loved my experience at Eye Candy over on the Ave in Hampden. If you're looking for glasses in Baltimore, I highly recommend.
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Liz
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They'll look way different with my -17.25 dang lenses in them, but I picked out my new frames today.
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Willa
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This gorgeous Baltimore checkerspot (ππΆπ±π©πΊπ₯π³πΊπ’π΄ π±π©π’π¦π΅π°π―) was kind enough to pose for us during yesterday's hike:
#butterfly
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Baltimore is fine
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the "baby bonus" question regarding giving new parents in baltimore $1k is going on the ballot cheers to those who worked to get the sigs
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Liz
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"I hate this timeline" takes are really starting to rub me the wrong way. We're not in a ~timeline~. This is reality and our only recourse is revolution.
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Liz
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Wishing good things for Jenna Marbles.
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Kris Straub (ΩΨ±ΩΨ³)
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βthis is the worst timelineβ is the physics nerd version of βthoughts and prayersβ
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Liz
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"I hate this timeline" takes are really starting to rub me the wrong way. We're not in a ~timeline~. This is reality and our only recourse is revolution.
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Liz
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this is me.
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Liz
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This week, ours had fairy tale eggplants, a thing I've never cooked with! I'm so excited to make dinner tonight!
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Liz
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If your socks match, you're a cop.
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Liz
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I don't need therapy anymore. All my attachment injuries and childhood abuse is healed.
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