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Kris Straub (كريس)

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LOCAL58TV, Candle Cove, All Houses Matter. Cartoonist, presenter, humor scientist. K’thriss on #acqinc. He/him 🇪🇬


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brother wolf, or brolf. it’s a brolf thing, you wouldn’t understand. we’re brolves

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i wish

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The Posts Genius's avatar The Posts Genius @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you

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i feel terrible for families with only one barf bowl

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dreamin about that overstuffed stinky leather, tippin back a stog’ like it was a tobacco go-gurt. thick, slurpy smoke gushes out....all for me. blowin serious rope in my man’s cave. ✌️

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a lot of people think i’m dutch? but i’m not dutch. i’m a businessman,

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one line always bugged me: “but i’m only watching the game - controlling it” ok pal which is it

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theoretical males, males in undiscovered islands of stability

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Yell In a War's avatar Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social
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gotdamn if this isn’t EXACTLY what destroys relationships of every kind between men and women—family, platonic, workplace, romantic no amount of love can withstand being shot down every single time she opens her mouth

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hotfix male. release candidate male. shovelware male

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bijan's avatar bijan @bijan.bsky.social
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all the culture you liked from decades past was made possible by cheap rent and artists' pay keeping up with what things cost

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and i know that he will love the food :)

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dreamt about a real housewives type reality show, one of them kept trying to get her catchphrase to trend: “slow champagne”

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whenever i see “SWers” i have to actively remember it does not mean “star wars-ers”

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my art

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*at time of testing

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💯 True hero shit

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“this is the worst timeline” is the physics nerd version of “thoughts and prayers”

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the hoosegow’s too good for this tin-plated ham-and-egger, so this november the word is amscray

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In "Bell Riots," the dystopian vision of 2024 is that sanctuary districts would be designated which legally permit the unhoused to sleep outside or in derelict buildings, where food is provided and there's an office that sets people up with work. Again, this is the dystopian part of the Bell Riots.

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i said i was CONSIDERING

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when i have to wear these on stage, i always ask if they have a black one. nobody has them in black

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considering releasing one. just spraying it out. dunno. lot to think about

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👀👀 I am also a games industry professional and would be happy to: - speak on/organize panels - help with your merch/booth (if it doesn't violate my noncompete) - help you network professionally - share advice/mentorship - get hyped - stay hyped October is sooner than you think!

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disney protozoa

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Andrew Nelson's avatar Andrew Nelson @holophrastic.bsky.social
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You can tell who did and who did not moderate IRC/phpBB/whatever back in the day, because all of us who did learned the true shape of online group culture: your culture is the shittiest person you don't ban

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David Woo's avatar David Woo @davidwoovo.bsky.social
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Nothing goes wrong in this episode. Everything is completely fine. Share it with your friends and loved ones. We want to meet them all.

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dreamt last night: i’m in high school again. police officer approaches a group of us, says “we got a call that the cryptkeeper said the n-word”

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i didn’t even know the cryptkeeper was hanging around a school, i don’t think that’s allowed either

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dreamt last night: i’m in high school again. police officer approaches a group of us, says “we got a call that the cryptkeeper said the n-word”

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jess m. ☁️'s avatar jess m. ☁️ @jam-etc.bsky.social
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Bluesky drama where if you aren't here for 20 minutes on a Thursday night you miss everything and will never catch up

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i am staunchly anti-skibidi toilets, the answer is no

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this is 1% of all cybertrucks

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since AI in everything is such a good idea, i will be adding it to my own communication and behaviors

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Lisa Schmeiser's avatar Lisa Schmeiser @lschmeiser.bsky.social
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I read the sentence "child care has become a market-based system captured, to an increasing degree, by private-equity firms, which now own eight of the 11 largest chains" and -- knowing how private equity firms operate -- the hair on the back of my neck stood up.

www.theatlantic.com/books/archiv...

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the logic is a little too close to PUA for me to buy in

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i saw a kava thing and wondered how it’s ok to sell now, i guess we aren’t worried about it anymore??

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the young and restless ones

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Pickle Tiedrich's avatar Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
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(T4T marriage officiated by guy with ‘ally’ in his bio) Do you take this person to be your lawfully wedded wife

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cayce's avatar cayce @cayce.bsky.social
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I love analog horror

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being horny for an upside-down man is also burlesque

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good news on a monday

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