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Mal Where
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she/her š³ļøāā§ļø š šŖšŗ filthy commie (in a fun, sexy way) SRE in big tech & it is slowly devouring my soul (NOT in a fun or sexy way)
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I had a really similar experience with The Ring growing up boxd.it/6H9NfH
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Iāve been watching a lot of professional-tier brood war and now my brain is just this
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Jon Lewis
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get their asses gang
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I wish I could say I was surprised that this is talking about FF, but here we are, and Iām not
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does anyone know what book this is
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look if you posted this entire thing and explained it point-by-point to people on the American right they would calmly explain that all it means is that we need bombs powerful enough to disrupt hurricanes
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Are you maidenless? Can't find a fuckin...maiden? No way to get that sweet sweet ring? Let me give you some genuinely good advice, bucko: go outside and touch some grace
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Katie Tightpussy
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the thing about being a leftist and being always right is that there is actually no feeling of "i told you so" satisfaction because the things we're right about tend to be things like "ratfucking for joe biden in 2020 will give us trump in 2024" which sucks and everyone got mad at us for saying that
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Happy voting day, UK! Please cast your vote for a party that is actually going to be nice to trans people
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Every time I do it I improve in one of three ways: - faster - cut myself less - miss fewer spots And I think Iām a lot better at all of them than I used to be!!! Worth noting the progress, imo š
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One of my favorite @krisstraub.com lines that Iām always saying is from his Mappy web series and itās just someone bumping into a disgraced cop and saying āhey, arenāt you that disgraced cop?ā
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Sorry Iām just having a public freakout about America because my spouse and I got an interesting and lucrative opportunity to move back to the US but it would be, like, in late October. Which every fiber of my being says is the stupidest thing I could possibly do.
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The stakes could not be higher, there could not be a worse time for the democrats to fail at this, and theyāre standing there on the national stage with their dicks in their hands, as though they never thought this could happen. Thatās a shameful failure of planning!!! Dudeās fuckinā old!!!!!
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But on a third hand, yeah, I mean, nobody has tried the kind of thing being proposed here: like, Harris, or an open convention? Those are both unappealing options for obvious reasons. They both introduce uncertainty. But itās becoming more and more clear that the path, as charted, leads to defeat.
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And like there were those of us who warned you all about this in 2020! We deserve to have that concern heard by a party that claims to be trying to save us from functional American christofascist autocracy.
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One of the weirdest things about this season is that, 1) this is basically a ābut her emailsā moment and shows the asymmetric way in which the GOP benefits from both-sidesism in American media. But 2) like we can all see that the guy looks bad up there. He sounds bad. Thatās not disputable.
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ākeith starmer had hoesā
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āWe have heard that people are worried about the pink triangle badges theyāll have to wear everywhere to even nominally exist, as an underclass, in societyāand we listened: we are going to make it much easier for you to get access to the pink trianglesā
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Aliens should descend from the sky and abduct him specifically and then just leave forever. Oh and we could call it āThe Day The Earth Stood Starmerā
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Mr. Am I Being Detained
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Who do you think Captain Ahab was
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I think I am finally getting good at shaving my legs :3 everybody say "good job Mallory"
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boys with swords: boring. lame. you look like ben shapiro if he spent his time watching Blade over and over again. i donāt even have a pussy yet but youāre making me so dry that iām gonna faint from dehydration girls with swords: oooooowaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, ngggggggghhhhhhh, mmmmmmffffff, [bites lip]
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omg this happens in real life too. Since I moved to Germany from SF last year, I have had some of the most normal-seeming people go on absolutely deranged, great-replacement-style rants and then justā¦move on? Afterward? One of these people was doing laser hair removal on me at the time???
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I am also an American who left (for Germany) and the main thing you mention that I donāt think most Americans get is that every country has their own immigration law and theyāre all hideously complicated and not only can you not just move in to any country, itās quite difficult and expensive.
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Beccas can't be choosers
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trump: i'm going to have everyone i dislike shot to death the heritage foundation: we're doing fascism baby, fuck yeah the left: wow. we should meet these explicit & violent threats with proportionate force biden: that's where you're wrong, jack. we gotta do this the right way. *does nothing*
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This is uhhhh the most chilling thing Iāve read in a while
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Oh fuck. the Discourse really aināt over, huh
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Katie Tightpussy
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singlehandedly doing 90% of aegis operations which was news to me, and she patently was a fucking idiot who didn't know shit about jack. it should've stayed at transphobia. we don't need comprehensive labelers, we need niche labels who know their shit on one specific issue so we can mix and match.
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broke: naming your kid "Billy \;DROP TABLES\;" to fuck with mildly over-engineered databases woke: changing your middle name to Where to fuck with dumbass databases
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that is a good enough reason to be here in the sludge as long as it works for you š
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and y'know I don't blame them, that model is based on trusting people who are willing to do something thankless (for free) to NOT also be the kind of people who would abuse that power
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Back to the old āblock, report, and do not engageā model I guess lol
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lmao Iām just going to go back to hanging out with people I know in real life
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Coooooooolsies š
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So uhhhh are there any moderation services left now, or did we throw every baby out with the bathwater? I only ask because since Aegis and Taurus both shut down, even lowbies like me are getting hit with more transphobic shit from reply guys who only come here to do pvp against queer people
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lmao this isnāt X, asshole. I predict youāll quit this platform in less than a week, just after you realize you canāt get away with making transphobic pvp accounts for big numbers here since this whole website has learned to block, report, and move on š
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Look I agree that doomerism is unproductive but let's be real, trying to Rally The Troops to a campaign of vigorous, hopeful, resilient elecotralism and community organizing on Blue Skai Dot Com is kinda cringe in 2024. Like. Don't get out of pocket with anyone who voices hopelessness. Shit sucks!!
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melissa~
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BORN TO HORMONE GENDER IS A FUCK 鬼ē„ Trans Em All 1989 i am estrogen 410,757,864,530 DEAD TERFS
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When the marines in StarCraft use a stimpack thatās estrogen theyāre injecting
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Iām running for fucking president and if you elect me I promise to order SEAL Team 6 to kill conservative Supreme Court justices until there are few enough of them that they begin to comprehend why this is such a bad idea. To be clear this would be legal
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just, just, HOW ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE WHO ARE VOLUNTEERING THAT THEY WILL VOTE FOR TRUMP HOW DO YOU SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD WITH YOUR EYE BALLS AND THINK āyeah hey letās put the Crime Fetishist back in charge, that will surely be awesomeā like I AM LOSING MY MIND
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Pickle Tiedrich
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all Iām saying is that if I had just been handed the ācommit any crime I want with zero consequences for four monthsā card by my political opponents I would deal with the whole āincipient fascist movementā thing real quick
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Brian Lauritzen
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Anil Dash
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One thing I think people forget is how relentlessly *stupid* every day of the Trump administration was. He doesnāt need to do a big elaborate complicated conspiracy, he can just (e.g.) email a list of every U.S. agent in the field to Putin and say itās to own the libs, and *that* will have immunity.
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Brendan Nyhan
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TĢ¶hĢ¶eĢ¶ aĢ¶rĢ¶iĢ¶sĢ¶tĢ¶oĢ¶cĢ¶rĢ¶aĢ¶tĢ¶sĢ¶!Ģ¶ Originalism!
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