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Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth

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Maple Grove, MN. City council candidate. Dog furry. Computer scientist. 31M.

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With fear for our democracy, I dissent.

Fix the courts. #VoteMacbeth.


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We Put the FBI Man Into the Medicine Lodge's avatar We Put the FBI Man Into the Medicine Lodge @2facedjanus7927.bsky.social
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People on this site in 1864: "Man, I know we're in the middle of a war with the Confederacy, but Lincoln's just too wild and incoherent in his speeches! McClellan seems like a solid hand at the wheel who'll bring some stability to this country."

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Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth's avatar Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth @votemacbeth.org
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Meanwhile, in Minnesota:

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Best place to buy offensive shirts 20 years in a row!

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My SUPER HOT DAD BOD was TOO MUCH for the man behind me!

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The size difference between a Chihuahua and a human is like the size difference between a human and Clifford.

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*Downloads Hinge out of spite*

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Joe Katz's avatar Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social
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"They're just fearmongering about Project 2025," brought to you by the people behind "They're just fearmongering about a coup" and "they're just fearmongering about abortion bans"

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Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth's avatar Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth @votemacbeth.org
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and my Dad. Don't forget my dad. This is my dad. Now that you have met my dad--okay, maybe forget my dad. Forget my dad, okay? Let's just--let's forget my dad while I sneak vape hits in the Ocean City restrooms, okay? I'm sorry you had to hear that. Forget my dad, okay? Just forget my dad.

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Men's rea activist's avatar Men's rea activist @internethippo.bsky.social
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Don't ever tell me that being goofy is something I'm supposed to grow out of. Goofy is for life. I'll go to my grave goofy

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Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth's avatar Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth @votemacbeth.org
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I just started learning Python, man.

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Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth's avatar Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth @votemacbeth.org
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Minnesota's regions can be divided into Centralsota, Southsota, Arrowsota, Lakesota, Metrosota, and Westsota.

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How much weed can I buy in Pit--are you shitting me? Really? Bye! 👋

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All Democrats should act like the Minnesota DFL Party.

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I LOVE MINNESOTA!!!!!!

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A few months before he was reelected overwhelmingly, it was widely reported that Ronald Reagan napped during cabinet meetings.

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Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth's avatar Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth @votemacbeth.org
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I mean Walz knows how to win. Walz knows his shit. I think he and Walz are doing some more coordinating now.

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What does ace freakishness look like?

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⭐️ Fio Firefox ⭐️🔜 MFM's avatar ⭐️ Fio Firefox ⭐️🔜 MFM @fiofirefox.com
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I mean, we were here from the beginning…. This platform was first taken over by SW’ers, Furrys, and the LGBTQ+.

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Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth's avatar Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth @votemacbeth.org
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I can find neither this nor the Town of Mercury.

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When can I buy THC fireworks?

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if walz_endorsement = biden == True then macbeth_endorsement = biden === True # Walz won Minnesota twice. # He knows his shit.

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I don't want it to be like us, either. More money for NHS. Medicare for all (and MinnesotaCare for all in the meantime). More money means more research means more discovery! Come on, Labour!

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Barely related: does the NHS even have institutional value at this point? Like, how distant of a third is it from Mayo Clinic and Cleveland Clinic now?

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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“yoda was super old and died” “yoda was unable to prevent the rise of the fascists” ok that literally makes the metaphor better you idiots

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Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth's avatar Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth @votemacbeth.org
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⚙️ ⚙️

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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honestly they’re kinda cooking with this

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Again for the folks in the back: UNDER CURRENT PRECEDENT, IF A JUDGE SAYS YOUR ART IS PORN, YOU ARE NOW A PORNOGRAPHER.

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dance_comp = ( for year == 2024 conventions = df, mnfm for df fdc == True db == False for mnfm fdc == True db == True) # Python is fun!

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Yeah I vaped THC in tbe convenience store restroom. I might do it again.

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They'd have to run trains and pedestrians would have to be very stupid.

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I call XBOX/PC controllers ISO controllers even if that's probably wrong, because I like to mess with people.

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Were Rambley and Lloyd a couple? I suppose there is only one way to find out. 🎮

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There's a sugar tax in Minnesota but it's the same rate as the sales and Hennepin/Ramsey transit tax, so no one cares. All other unprepared food is exempt from it.

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The ABC ramps (intentionally overbuilt to accomodate Twins games) complicate putting a gap, which is an idea being taken seriously at the Capitol. A similar ramp can't be put in North Minneapolis due to reasons that should be obvious. They could run a State highway (like MN-55) to those in theory.

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Pretty good actually. It almost tastes like its own peach beverage tbh. Like Peepsi but with Peach, a far superior flavor. *Takes a moment to consider how much shade this is throwing at Coke* *Takes a moment to reflect on the skating rink in Savannah that served Pepsi* *Savannah called it soda*

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Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth's avatar Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth @votemacbeth.org
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That's better, and a cute butt.

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Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth's avatar Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth @votemacbeth.org
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Can ya flip over?

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It is urine now.

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Feds: Can we put I-94 here? Black Minnesotans: No. Feds: Ok. *Eminent domains it into existence anyway* 80 years later:

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Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth's avatar Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth @votemacbeth.org
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Also you (plural) Thanks, spaghetti language!

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Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth's avatar Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth @votemacbeth.org
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My opinion on attitude is this: I am okay with sounding bit douchey if it's true. Very delicate balancing act, that is.

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We are here because way too many Democrats did not vote in primaries. This is far less of a problem in Minnesota, and look what it got us. You, too, can have our bountiful riches if you can stomach four more years of Biden in the interim. I know you won't be able to stand Trump. I saw it.

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I mean it.

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Ya yubet.

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one thing is analysis, another thing is proposing solutions, but yet another thing is the weird /glee/ with which things like this are being tweeted on here