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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Supertramp routing the way home and seeing “shortest distance” 🙂↔️
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Nate's Myth@natesmith.dev |
907 followers 703 following 2962 posts
my Canadian gf? you don't know her, she goes to a different social media skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaabsjo37p7sk good ones: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bang
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Supertramp routing the way home and seeing “shortest distance” 🙂↔️
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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writing is *cash register sound* *gun shots sound* such a hustle
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Reneé Meredith
@wumother.bsky.social
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I could write for magazines like Good Housekeeping easy. “Forward-thinking career women on the go know chewing is a fast track to wasted time. Blend your sausage and pancakes and drink them as a smoothie on your way to your next meeting. Your schedule (and your thighs!) will thank you for it.” Easy.
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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Tony Stark Raven (mad)
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Him: are you okay? Me, cutting my own bangs with craft scissors: yeah, why?
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Auntie Social
@auntiesocial.bsky.social
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Tomorrow's a holiday in the states, and when there's a Thursday holiday, Wednesday is like Friday. That makes this a Frednesday (pronounced friendsday). Go do something nice for a friend.
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✨Oh✨
@undeniably-oh.bsky.social
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Etiquette pointer for those that didn't grow up in the country, the salt-lick is *only* for the horses.
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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I'm embarrassed to tell people this, but my dog will calm down if you whisper "bravado avocado" in his ear. It's the only phrase that works, his emotional cheat code. Bravado avocado.
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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I keep watching it hope they figure out how to save him, but no progress
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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tagged by moderation team as "partially Raven"
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Mat™️
@futurekid.bsky.social
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If I ran Bluesky I'd get rid of likes Each post would be categorized by an algorithm as "not really all that Raven," "somewhat Raven," or "so Raven"
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Justmebutnot1
@justmebutnot1.bsky.social
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Maverick: Goose down!!! Tower: can’t, dust allergies
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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what's sauce for the Goose is sauce for the Maverick
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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HI I’M CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS AND WELCOME TO JACKASS
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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The six Justices who voted to end the rule of law were appointed by: Trump (3) George W. Bush (2) George H.W. Bush (1) This has been their goal the entire time
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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if your room is small enough, all beds are room-sized
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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I won't even eat crackers in a non-Bedlington bed
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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King and California King mattresses are just a plot by Big Bed to sell more bed
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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did big sheet write this
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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biblically accurate dogs
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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all my homies watch the entire cutscene bc we respect digital animators' labor
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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pokemen
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I got called a “republican” today. I wish I knew what that meant so I could have something to be mad about. Maybe this is something a republican would post, you would know
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La Femme Fatali
@toomanycommas.bsky.social
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So American I gotta turn on subtitles for Love Island UK
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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that's where I saw it probably
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La Femme Fatali
@toomanycommas.bsky.social
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Clearly the edible hit since I read this as "your post has been published on the dark web"
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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Who the fuck keeps inviting scrutiny?
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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strong energy
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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hey guys check this out 🕜
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Thurlinda found out...
@tickystacky.bsky.social
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Did you know there are bugs living on your face 24/7?! Try looking at your face under a microscope sometime! Anyway, we've been moving out of our apartment and I tried locking my boyfriend in a storage unit but he made his way back like cats do. I found out our storage unit doesn't have a ceiling.
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🏳️⚧️ Sonic Youth Pastor
@josie.zone
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We're gonna have WWIII because the dozen or so people who determine what happens in the world don't want to feel uncomfortable at any moment
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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boomer parents: stop saying you came from a broken home, we didn't get divorced! xennials: if a window is shattered, so you can't see through it, but the glass didn't hit the floor, is it broken?
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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hauk girl summer
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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more like citizens screwnited amirite
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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They tell you not to drink water from the ocean because if you do, you’ll give birth to a baby whale 14 months later.
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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in this economy?
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Dov
@drnelk.bsky.social
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"The correct response to criminal acts by a president is impeachment. After leaving office, president is immune." OK, so if the president threatens to have any congressperson who impeached him killed, as an official act, then what?
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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Happy Birthday, man!
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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Usually I'm sad when corporations insist they are apolitical , and now I'd like to return to that please
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Prisonculture
@prisonculture.bsky.social
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the purpose of a system is not what IT SAYS IT DOES or what you want it to do but what it actually does.
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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They take you back in time, too - to before car safety and reliability standards
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Kaitlin Has Had Enough
@gothamgirlblue.com
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The United States has always been a democracy for some and a brutal authoritarian regime for others, and the effort to expand it to democracy for all has led to a 70+ year backlash culminating in SCOTUS claiming that kings are totes cool and also judges are the ones to coronate them
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Jerry Chen
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
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we're all just gut biomes with internet access
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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.bsky.social
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life under authoritarian regimes is like war: most Americans don’t know that it’s often really normal and boring, up until the rarer, horrible moments when it isn’t
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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the supreme court ruled 6-3 that Max is not very photogenic but that doesn't make them right, now does it?
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arr
@arr.bsky.social
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[guy who is very unfamiliar with the democratic party] well, surely somebody will do something about this
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Ian Boudreau
@iboudreau.bsky.social
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If it's a crime to be homeless then paying an hourly wage that is insufficient to pay for housing means you're an accessory at a minimum
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Sorry for being Canadian, it will happen again
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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I heard Season 3 is not as good as the first two tho
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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ok but would you rather be trapped in the woods with a bear or trapped in a costco on the weekend
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