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Willie Dustice

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As seen on the Internet c.1997-Present

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Yuo have awakened a sleping giant librols

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My toxic trait is that if I were president of the US I'd call up Putin and tell him he's too much of a pussy to use a nuke.

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Maybe if you got rid of that ol' Yee Yee ass spellbook you'd get some witches on your staff. Or better yet maybe Morrigan The Seductress would call your dog ass if she'd ever stop fucking with that Mage or Paladin she's fuckin' with, WIZAAARD!

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Politicians kissing babies is fucked up, why do people let them do that?

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Sharks are famously the gorillas of the sea

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getting older is all about realizing that debate doesn’t matter. like at all. worthless activity

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Look, first of all you're missing the point if the question, but more importantly it's glaringly obvious bears are superior to us in every way and women preferring to encounter one over us is among the least surprising things I've heard.

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Alex Jones as a ghoul all polluting your pip boy radio with conspiracy theories about the NCR globalists undermining the good work by the patriots at Vault-Tec.

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It's a dead planet. Can't even retain an atmosphere because it's core is dead. Fuck Mars, honestly.

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If he didn't give a shit about it when he made Fallout 3 why would he start now?

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Gen Z Tik Tokkers react to elder millennial Vine stars reacting to Gen Alpha Robloxers reacting to classic Simpsons. With commentary from Gen Xers.

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I think it's sad and pretty rude when the moon leaves the veil of night and jumps in front of the sun for attention. Sadder still is how many of you enable this kind of behaviour by rewarding it with attention.

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I'm glad the pandemic ended but I have to admit every Monday I get a tiny bit nostalgic for sitting in my apartment all day drinking gin and tonics watching America collapse on Twitch streams.

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"Emotional labour of when your face to pretend to be sociable or friendly in order to do your job" Very sane, healthy and normal people: "Oh so like when I talk to my actual friends about what's going on in their lives?"

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I mean, yeah. That's how colonization works. Wipe local people out, build bullshit for profit on top of their bones, pat yourselves on the back for improving things for everybody in the area.

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I remember when this guy was considered an actual scientist

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Am I doing okay? Brother I ain't been okay since Little Foot's Mom died.

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*Makes it illegal to be a teenager in public* Why aren't teenagers going out with friends anymore!?

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I agree with the logic behind this but also know media literacy is at an all time low and at a certain point talented artists can only dumb the messaging down so much. Like Starship Troopers/Warhammer 40K/Etc aren't exactly subtle and yet...

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june's avatar june @junlper.bsky.social
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goku has touched and improved more lives than any president of any country ever has

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Going down in history alongside Sir Alec Guinness for being cool enough to call the fans fucking nerds for not growing up beyond their childhood interests.

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Congratulations to PC Gamer and writer Joshua Wolens for coming up with the greatest headline in game industry news history

www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

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It's kind of impressive that as bad as Twitter has gotten Reddit is still easily the site with more stupid motherfuckers on it.

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Facebook is down and Twitter is a rotting husk. This is Blue Sky's chance to take the throne.

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ's avatar MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social
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Months into trying to invent Weed 2

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Letting my crush know I've lost interest in them by replying "boomer tier" to the memes they send me.

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Lol remember when conservatives pretended to care about suicidal depression for like a week when they used it as a talking point against lockdowns and quarantine?

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You guys see the new Hbomberguy? Interesting stuff

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Are you really a man of you haven't facilitated a genocide or two?

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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Henry Kissinger died.” Man says “Oh holy shit this rules. This is so great thank you so much. Fuck

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Been to Cambodia. Can confirm. There's no fire in hell hot enough for that fuck.

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Mitch McConnell has an opportunity to do something EXTREMELY funny

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chauvin is stabbed & rittenhouse is broke? kissinger could do the funniest fucking thing right now…

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I.G.Y. Azalea's avatar I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social
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YOU THERE, BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT??

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You just don't see generic gun shaped automatic rifles wielded by legions of nameless masked goons anymore. Because of woke.

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Nothing in this town felt right since Perkins restaurants shut down.

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Okay well as an Indigenous person residing in apartheid Canada, Israel is also an apartheid state and until they stop being one this shit will self perpetuate, hth

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Lol yeah dude, Indigenous people in Canada have been saying it's an apartheid state for ages now, ditto in the US. And pretty sure there's been a few such accusations leveled at Britain from their now former colonies over the years. SA apartheid was fucking based on Canadian apartheid.

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Cyberpunk 2077 gives me hope that burrito vending machines will be plentiful and accessible around the time I'm really old and decrepit and good with living on cheap vending machine burritos.

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