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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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if i unfollow you and immediately refollow it wasn't a mistake i am renewing my vows
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filth_waste@filth-waste.bsky.social |
1307 followers 378 following 4466 posts
half sharkalligator, half man.
discord: filth_waste
filth_posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jn2yuheybqo5xhu37ol3uuzk/feed/aaaeem6bktoy2
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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if i unfollow you and immediately refollow it wasn't a mistake i am renewing my vows
1 replies 22 reposts 81 likes
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Sadie
@sadieisupset.bsky.social
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Ate too many hotdogs and burned myself with a sparkler, just like our founding fathers
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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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My mom to my dad while leaving the store:
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stan✨edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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Sometimes I have days where I feel out of sync with all of humanity. Is this relatable
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Xavier
@xinicit.bsky.social
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Celebrating the Fourth of July by dressing up like the Hamburglar and throwing crypto mining rigs into Boston Harbor.
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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i guess i can see both sides of the fireworks debate like on the one hand they’re obnoxious and frighten poor little doggies but on the other a lot of jagoffs have gotten their fingers blown off by them so on balance who’s to say
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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hey i’m heading down to the oriental grocery store if anyone needs me to pick up anything oriental for them
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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(b&w film actor voice) the orient is so full of intrigue
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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there's one in every group 🙄
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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you hold onto him and never let go
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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personally I'd prefer freedom to vibrate
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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a thing about ADD is you can be looking directly into someone's eyes while they're talking, brainstorming about all the ways you can become a better listener
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Miss Riss
@missriss.bsky.social
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Performative white savior liberals to the left of me, dumbass libertarians to the right, life in a non profit
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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My best friends are getting engaged while I’m getting enraged.
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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this is just to say i have eaten the chips that were in the bag that was on the counter because i fucking love chip
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tayy
@gorl.gay
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thinking about her………….
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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the inside of my brain is just that spooky sound an electric car makes when it's backing up
6 replies 39 reposts 94 likes
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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no vox...ok i'll allow it but i am watching closely
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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i think that his tribute to george floyd is now only the second worst thing he's ever recorded. is how i feel about it
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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the eiffel 65 original should get the same protections as embassies
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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if you attempt to cover "blue (da ba dee)" for any reason i will find you and end your life
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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i do not enjoy seeing maps of the united states for any reason
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PAM!
@pamtoo.bsky.social
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You could probably call me Parm for a while before I would say anything. Because I'd be thinking about spaghetti.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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if you want a visual, imagine the mashed potato pile from Close Encounters
1 replies 41 reposts 65 likes
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Like this post if you think there are too many letters in the alphabet. Repost if you agree.
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Dos Sandos
@slowdrives.bsky.social
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Walked outside because it sounded like a neighbor shot a cannon at my garage door and this giant toad was just chilling watching the lights
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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my dog shakes his head in the middle of guests on my porch sending giant dog drool flying. They yell "eww!" and he gets so excited they're celebrating him he can't stop wagging his tail
12 replies 54 reposts 348 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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annoyed that they didn't make the presidential debate an episode of Hot Ones
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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Nothing fucks up a Friday faster than having to work
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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(New Order and also Orgy voice) Weird Monday
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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bench made heart set up by trained hand outer contours traced her ribs garland inside strips of tiger moulded to a shape that fits you just so a neck elongated tight in the mortise to open her up play her often stress her body when she really feels you'll know by a quiver and the screech of her bow
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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when i see scary things on the news i look for the hamburger helpers
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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bloody fings mental
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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you should prove a point by contracting it yourselves
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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they're at a weird age, is all
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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coworkers only get surly with you when they want to kiss
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heiðrún
@harpy.party
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finally hook up with Mothman and it turns out he's got a cloaca :/
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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I want to wish a very special happy 4th of july to Steve my high school boyfriend who picked bird shit out of my hair while peaking on acid in 2006.
2 replies 28 reposts 180 likes
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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there’s only going to be two hits pal: 1) me hitting you and 2) billy ocean’s “caribbean queen”
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Welcome to extreme adulthood. It’s no longer 5 second rule when you drop food on the floor, it’s now 55 second rule.
8 replies 30 reposts 73 likes
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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will no one think of my mortal coil
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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lullaby clowns to the left to be emotionally cold side of a pillow talk sidewalk chalk outlines a silhouette upon the windows to my soul heir princess joy daddy's gonna buy you a most annoying sound in the world carry that weight in your sleep pretty darling carry that golden do not cry a long time
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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i’m ugly on the inside where it counts thank you
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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The power of illusion keeps me stupid
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Pot Shop Boy
@potshopboy.bsky.social
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Me, carrying my window AC on my shoulder like a boombox.
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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here's my impression of an American trying to do a labor strike: [sitting on sidewalk, working on laptop]
4 replies 39 reposts 143 likes
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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my 4 winding down while watching Pink Panther cartoons warms my heart
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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men's soap? is using a forest scented soap gonna burn my tits off or what
36 replies 82 reposts 278 likes
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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internet was down and i was stuck with my own stupid thoughts like some kind of animal
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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[seeing the consequence of my own inaction] someone should do something about this
3 replies 57 reposts 151 likes