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D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author 🛸@writepop.bsky.social |
The worst part of Dungeons & Dragons is when your character dies and the DM gets to eat all your dice. You’re crying and she’s just like cromch cromch cromch. ☹️
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Kate Orman
@kateorman.bsky.social
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Black Leaf failed to find the poison trap and I declare her dead cromch cromch cromch
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Ch0c0L4t3m1Lk
@ch0c0l4t3m1lk.bsky.social
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i got metal dice for just such an occasion.
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Matt D.
@tomorroejones.bsky.social
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DM has always meant “Dice Muncher”
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Jessie 🏳️⚧️ ϕ
@jessisamess.gay
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this is why i use metal dice, to discourage killer DMs
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Phil A Ménard
@chattydm.bsky.social
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That's why you need to make sure to buy high fibre dice. I mean you gotta have some empathy for your DM who worked so hard to make your finely min-maxed character, right?
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Whitt
@theravener.bsky.social
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I hate this OSR nonsense. A modern DM would let the player have half (rounding down).
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NutshellGulag
@nutshellgulag.bsky.social
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It's when they light their cigar with my rolled up character sheet that it really starts to hurt.
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welverin
@welverin.bsky.social
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justifiable homicide.
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Nataly 🏳️⚧️
@nightpups.bsky.social
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OMG, now I'm thinking about a game played with candy dice
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Murder Hornet
@knife-gator.bsky.social
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We use a VTT, and I keep having to buy new monitors.
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Unwise Peasant
@unwisepeasant.bsky.social
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Your DM is chill. Mine starts every session by putting a gun on the table and saying "You die in the game, you die for real." It's been 3 years and my character mainly farms, runs away from kobolds, is still level 1. I ain't dying in no dungeon.
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jgles
@jaygles.bsky.social
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That’s not a DM, it’s a goat. Easy mixup though.
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Tourmaline Sunrise
@viridiansun.bsky.social
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Thats why I am playing online
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Steve Dempsey
@gbsteve.bsky.social
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Nah, that's the best part.
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Ta'kom Ironhoof
@takomironhoof.bsky.social
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And THIS is why I use metal dice. If I have to suffer the bitter defeat of my beloved character, the DM will have to suffer the loss of their teeth as they attempt to crunch my dice.
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Mach⚙️
@sfaccountant.bsky.social
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It's hard work to kill a character! We deserve a little snack afterwards.
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thief | guy 🇳🇿
@thief-gold.bsky.social
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Even worse when you are playing a virtual game and your whole computer gets nommed!
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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.0
@tammi.bsky.social
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@tcpatrick.bsky.social Is this true?
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Qichin | Bard Vtuber 🍉
@qichin.bsky.social
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The secret is to use volleyball sized foam dice. No cromching on those.
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D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author 🛸
@writepop.bsky.social
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Thanks for the likes and reposts, everyone! If you enjoy D&D, you should check out this portal fantasy story. Might give you ideas for your next campaign!
amazon.com/dp/B0D3X1W8K8
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Cerys
@cerysnetics.bsky.social
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I manage to never face that situation be having no friends, therefore never play and I can just gather all my dice together and hug them.. Lonelier, undoubtedly, but my dice friends are always with me.
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